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by SmokeyMcPot
7-26-02
We join our good friend, Smokey McPot, on a warm summer day in the ghetto...
Hi kids! Today I'm going to teach you about the wonders of smoking pot.
Puffing the cheeba...
Now the first thing you have to know is that the best place to smoke pot, is right in front of the cops.
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Getting thrown in jail is perfectly normal. Just kill cops during your escape...

 

by SmokeyMcPot
7-26-02
Moving on,
After you've killed around 15 cops, you can stop and smoke pot again...just make sure you're in a desolate location. Hopefully the enviroment is flammable.
When your done,
...simply toss the cigarette to the ground. Hopefully the surrounding forest will catch fire.
Hi kids! Fire is your friend!
Aftermath
If smoke rises...you've done your job!

 

by SmokeyMcPot
7-26-02
Trouble
More Trouble
Don't blame the robot
Oh sure, show them my boobs you said.
Don't blame me, I only wanted I ride. I was unaware they were two 70 year old men.

 

by SmokeyMcPot
7-27-02
Gabe hates squirrels.
I hate squirrels.
Chirp, chirp.
Gabe still hates squirrels.
Just look at it.
Chirp, chirp.
Ironically, he still hates squirrels.
I hate squirrels.
Chirp, chirp.

 

by SmokeyMcPot
7-27-02
We join our hero, Captain Narcotics, and his sidekick Sickobunny, on a warm spring evening.
Our archenemisis, Killer Kangaroo has escaped from the hi-security zoo. To the CarMobile!
What a corny line.
Our heroes semmingly forget about the carmobile, and fly standing up.
I fly standing up!
Urge to kill rising...
Now, I go one on one with you, Killer Kangaroo!
I made a rhyme, hehe.

 

by SmokeyMcPot
7-27-02
When we last left Captain Narcotics, he was rhyming.
Rhyme, rhyme, rhyme.
Die you illeterate fool! None shall escape my spaceship of terror!
Evil henchmen unite!
Would someone mind telling me how the fuck we ended up on a spaceship.
Die insolent fool! I am Mr. FungusPoop. Leader of Killer Kangaroo's henchmen. Die.
Urge to kill all rising...
Die fools!

 

by SmokeyMcPot
7-27-02
Must kill retards...
Must kill retards...
Must kill retards...
Must kill retards...
Must kill retards...
I made a rhymey!

 

by SmokeyMcPot
7-27-02
Must kill retards...
What was that?
Whoa momma! The heavenly beauty hurts me deep.
Damn.
It's a dream honey cakes.

 

by SmokeyMcPot
7-27-02
Oh shit.
And now that the movie is over, please enjoy hot lesbian porn.

 

by SmokeyMcPot
7-28-02
So this bird walk into a bar and says to the bar-bird,
"hey buddy, I just caught my wife cheating on me." So the bar-bird says, "Well, just go cheat on her." And the bird says, "Yeah
TOUCAN play that game!"
I'm off.

 

by SmokeyMcPot
7-28-02
So I was like what-ever.
And then I got decapiatated by a low-flying helicopter.
I set myself on fire.
Me too.
I died.
I'm utterly butterly but that's the otter's job.

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