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by SnakeEater369
12-10-05
Today little Jimmy's life will change...
Hey man, you look like a hip kid, ya want a smoke?
My mom says smoking is bad...
Listen to me--if you don't stick me in your mouth then your mom will die!
WHAT?!
TRUTH found, this is a real campaign launched by a leading tobacco company to get kids to smoke.
I am afraid it is true...in fact, she is already dead. Are you feeling stressed? I can relieve your stress
:'( Okay, fine I will take a hit.

 

by SnakeEater369
12-10-05
Part 1
For the eight time, I don't need help from a fucking paper clip!!! I demand you take me to you creator so I can give him a piece of my mind!!!
It apears you are making a dumbass comic, would you like me to...opps wrong person I will take you there now.
That son of a bitch tricked me again, didn't he.
No, you are really just crazy and imagining all of this.
To Be Continued...
REALLY?!
No, you are about to die. HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

by SnakeEater369
12-11-05
9:55 PM
Crazy man threatens city. The note said "I will chop the head of every fucker in this city then I will piss down there throats while watching them bleed. By 10 o'clock tonight everyone will be dead".
Full report at 11.
......

 

by SnakeEater369
12-11-05
I summon the monster that goes by the name Gigante!!! He is crazy scary and he is going to "F" you up.
I call forth my lead demon to kill you and your "Gigante".
Jesus christ, I know that's your fucking hand! What, you don't get cool monsters in heaven?
Screw you.

 

by SnakeEater369
12-11-05
How the hell did we end up like this.
I think I remember, let me start from the begining
It was an average day for Jude and Brad...
Hey dude.
You ever go on ebay? It's awesome, I sold my soul to some guy named ChildEater for $1,000.
To be continued...
What if he takes it and eats it? Then you would die, that would totally suck cat balls.
I wouldn't worry about it, to be safe I gave him my grandma's soul instead. She is old and about to die anyway....

 

by SnakeEater369
12-11-05
You sold your grandma's soul!? Her and I always had I lot of fun together. We did it twice.
Did what?
Knit. We knited all night long. She knows how to work a needle.
That's cool, I wonder what she is doing now...
Little did they know that after Brad tried to stick a vacuum cleaner down his grandma's throat she got suspicious and followed them.
Hey Jude, you ever feel like a old lady is right behind you?
That bastard thinks he can sell my soul--well I will show him!

 

by SnakeEater369
12-12-05
Lets go to your house, sell something else, get rich.
Okay.
I just got $10 to let someone bet the shit at of me! They are gonna be here any minute...
To be continued...
Who do you think will show?

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