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by Snuggles
8-07-03
Can I help you?
I lost my car keys.
...?
There they are!

 

by Snuggles
8-07-03
I think this is a letter from God.
Really? That's amazing!
I think it says something about dogs being the true rulers of the universe.
I'm Bruce Lee. See? My pants are sagging.
AHAH! BLEEP MEEP FEEPDIE!
...

 

by Snuggles
8-07-03
I'm at work, leave me alone.
Ummm... your work is to sit in a trash can?
HOW DARE YOU! I AM DOING MUCH MORE THAN JUST SITTING IN A TRASH CAN!
Then what are you doing?
Working.

 

by Snuggles
8-07-03
I keep on forgetting what I want to be when I grow up...
But... aren't you really old?
Oh yeah! That's why I keep forgetting! Because I'm senile!
There you go!
Now I want to kill myself.

 

by Snuggles
8-09-03
I just had a thought.... what if our free will is just an illusion? If really, this is all preordaned, but we just think we are acting of our own free will?
Hmmm....
Hmmm...
Think, think, think...
FREE WILL!!!
Yippee!

 

by Snuggles
8-09-03
I think I have a problem.
What do you mean?
I'm not sure. My head is very itchy.
I don't know why that would be.
...
...

 

by Snuggles
8-09-03
.... scary asian children...
Wollen Sie einige Plätzchen?
Wait a second... how do I talk in asain....
Herr, wollen Sie einige Plätzchen?
I must kill her because she speaks asain....
WOLLEN SIE EINIGE SCHEIßPLÄTZCHEN???

 

by Snuggles
8-09-03
....... I think it's a demon...
... he's going to eat me...
... jesus christ, it transformed into satan....

 

by Snuggles
8-09-03
Pull me!
What?
Pull me!
What? Why, How?
I AM GOD AND YOU WILL PULL ME!
... it's god...

 

by Snuggles
8-09-03
And then it happened...
READ BOOKS!
READ BOOKS!
READ BOOKS!
READ BOOKS!
READ BOOKS!
READ BOOKS!

 

by Snuggles
8-11-03

 

by Snuggles
8-11-03
I AMGOD
I AMGOD
I AMGOD
My mommy told me not to play with penis' that I don't have a name for.

 

by Snuggles
8-11-03
My name is Rupurt. I belong to a fighting club. It makes me want to urinate on soldiers! Yippee!
I am Crunella. I am a hermaphrodite.
TOGETHTER WE WILL EAT EACHOTHER!
TOGETHER WE WILL EAT EACHOTHER!

 

by Snuggles
8-11-03
MARSGHG SJFKS RAFF ITYUYJ+ ARMSNG SNUGGLESJHGFSDAHGU!~

 

by Snuggles
8-11-03
Look at my eyes! They are scary and pointy!
That is very frightining.
LOOK AT THEM BITCH!
I am.
...
Now can we go on with the sex?

 

by Snuggles
8-11-03
Saddles. Them make me wet.
Walls. They make me wet.
... I... I don't think I can get wet....

 

by Snuggles
8-11-03
Animals are the devil.

 

by Snuggles
9-09-03
I have a feeling the trampolines are our creators.
Yes, yes of course. Only they can be our mothers. Just like christ.
CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!
CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!

 

by Snuggles
9-09-03
The Cat in the Fat, he wears a large hat. All the little kiddies want to sit a good sat in his pillowey fat.
But if they sit a good sat in his pillowey fat, they will drown in the abyss of dreams.
Only you can truly scream.
Only you can freely dream.

 

by Snuggles
12-21-03
If my calculatons are correct...
I should be able to fit the entire Senate in this bag...
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?
You just hate me because I'm different!
Racist.

 

by Snuggles
12-23-03
Maybe we shouldn't be so quick to try and solve our problems. Maybe the theory that we are all created equally should be struck down. Maybe we are just fucked. Maybe there is nothing here.
Maybe we are ment to recognize one another and be moved by this occasion. Maybe we are our own phantoms. Maybe this is just another dream. Maybe it is taking me over. Maybe no one is here tonight.
There should be someone to comfort me. There should be something here to ease me. There should be someone here to partake in the expressing of my emotions. There should be something here to blind me.
There should be someone near. There should be something to fear. There should be someone to hate, but there isn't. There should be something to blame, but there isn't. There should be someone to love.
Maybe there should be, but there can't be.
Maybe there should be, but there shouldn't be.

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