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by Sonja
7-19-06
YES! YES!!! YEEEEEESSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSS!
mark, i just wanted to come in here and tell you something and well.. its kind of hard for me but i guess i’ll come right out and say it.. i really like you and i.. mark?
dude, marnie, whatever your name is. can you seriously stfu? i’m trying to play a game here.
oh... well i.. ok
honestly, stfu.

 

by Sonja
7-19-06
i'm not wearing any panties...
i can't believe you're doing this.
its the only way i can get mark to notice me gabby!
maybe so.. but its still degrading.
what did marnie say?
dude i think you should be reading this yourself

 

by Sonja
7-19-06
hey gabs. whats up?
you're talking to me! you're actually really talking to me!
not anymore, stfu bitch.
i.... ok
TELL ME EVERYTHING! WHAT DID HE SAY? DID HE MENTION ME???
no. all he said was "not anymore, stfu bitch." i guess his game finished loading.

 

by Sonja
7-19-06
i can't believe i finally made it to level 52. this game is soooo bomb.
ARE MY EYES BEING DECIEVED??
no, baby. if this is the only way for you to notice me then i guess i have to do what i have to do........ mark?
YES! YES IT IS THE TURBO JETPACK360 FLAMETHROWER! THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY GAMER LIFE! I HAVE TO CALL SIMON.
fucking hell.

 

by Sonja
7-19-06
stfu bitch
i didn't even say anything!
i can hear you breathing. stfu.
WHY DON’T YOU EVER LISTEN TO ANYTHING ANYONE HAS TO SAY? WHY AM I EVEN BOTHERING WITH YOU RIGHT NOW?? YOU’RE ONLY GONNA IGNORE ME. JUST LIKE YOU DO EVERY TIME.
ok marnie, what did you..? oh.. ok.

 

by Sonja
7-19-06
you don't even know the girl! shes one hot tamale, i promise.
gabby, srsly. just stfu. and quit trying to set me up with your lameoid friends. i have a girlfriend.
no you don't.
yeah i do.
no you don't.
yes i fuckin do. so what if shes online? shes still a person!! we're intimate. ok this chick.. marnie.. whats she look like?

 

by Sonja
7-19-06
i'm so hungry. i haven't eaten in like.. days or something man.
so lets go eat.
lets...? go eat then?
naaaah.

 

by Sonja
7-20-06
marnie, i'm sure you know my brother, alex..
hi..
yes i do. hi alex. can i talk to you outside for a minute please gabby?
quit trying to set me up with your lameoid brother. i have a boyfriend.
no you don't.

 

by Sonja
7-21-06
BLOUGH
we ain't got nuthin' ta worry about
WHOOPASS
let security curryyy em out
watch out for the medallion, my diamonds are wreckless. feels like a MIDGET is hangin' from muh necklace
i love ludcris

 

by Sonja
7-21-06
hello marnie. why haven't you been to visit me? i kind of miss your annoying loud breathing.
i've been kind of busy mark. look, can i talk to you later? i'm kind of in the middle of something.
uhhh yeah, sure. i guess.
he talked to me! without saying stfu even once! he CAME TO MY HOUSE.
honestly, stfu.

 

by Sonja
7-21-06
hello alex... is gabby home?
yes, shes in the shower right now though. you can come in and wait for her.
hmm. so.. nice boxers?
thanks. wanna make out?
no. why are the lights off? whats poking me?
sorry.

 

by Sonja
8-31-07
mom.... can i ask you something? its about this girl.. marnie...
honestly can you just stfu? im trying to make a sandwich.
naaaaamie namie namiieee. markie do you want a sandwichie? NAM NAM NAMMM! NAMMMMM.
fucking fat bitch. telling me to shut the fuck up. she should shut her stupid mouth fat mouth thats ugly and so fat the fuck up. dumb slut. MOM!!! MOMMM! I CHANGED MY MIND. WILL YOU MAKE ME A SAMMICH?

 

by Sonja
8-31-07
mark. i'm sick of you treating marnie like shes some sack of burning shit.
YOU'RE a sack of burning shit.
YOU HAVE NO RIGHT

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