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by SourBana
11-01-03
Ricky decides to find his IQ.
Tell me my IQ now
You have to take a single question exam first
Is the answer to the question 21
What the fuck is up with this guy
Tell me then am I right
You got a zero

 

by SourBana
11-01-03
It's the middle of summer and Dave tries to get ricky in the water at kayaking
Ricky are you going under the water today
NO its to cold I dont want to you cant make me 'Ricky starts to cry'
Dave starts to get pissed off, Rickys is still crying
Ricky its over 30 degrees in there
Sob, Sob, Sob
Ricky is still crying
Fuck you you stupid wanker I'm going
Sob, Sob, Sob

 

by SourBana
11-01-03
Psycic Psyco decides to have fun
Come on Sour Banana lets go have some fun by pissing people in cars off
Great idea Psycic lets go do it
I dont know now it seems like a bad idea
Come on dont be gay lets do it
Alright I will
Lets go then

 

by SourBana
11-01-03
Psycic and SourBanana decide to cause some shit by running in front of cars waving a broom around
Ok I better not look at the road and just run in front of a car and shout HALT
I think I will go on the internet when I get home
Psycic runs into the road not seeing the police only a few cars behind
Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee
Pyscic no, NO YOU WANKER, O SHIT HE DID IT
SourBanana shouted at Psycic, but he thought the Banana was cheering him on
O SHIT, O SHIT, I'M IN SHIT NOW, O SHIT FUCK NO
WANKER, it was funny though

 

by SourBana
11-01-03
Ricky decides to go on a shit site called KILLER CARTOONS
I know what I'll do I'll go on that really good site KILLER CARTOONS
Bush hears rumors that Bin Laden is living in Ricky's Basement
Wow look that cat killed a man tha is just so funny
The morale of this is dont be Gay, or let Bin Laden live in your basement
Wow I love this site

 

by SourBana
11-02-03
David duck has a mad time with his friends
That was one bad ass joint
David starts to feel good
Who are you
Your father son
David is shocked after finding out Jesus had sex with a Duck
Man I fucked out of my head

 

by SourBana
11-02-03
David Duck goes for a walk
La de da
David crosses a very busy road, where there was a car crash this morning
La de dum
David gets killed by speeding car

 

by SourBana
11-02-03
David Duck is nearly out of his supply of Pot and wants more so he goes to his local dealer
I want an 4/8
Alright I can do you that
Just as David gets his supply they hear police sirens
W T F
Shit someone grassed us up, I'm off
Police catch David with 4/8s on him
Shit

 

by SourBana
11-02-03
David Duck is suffering with deppression and is thinking of topping himself
Fuck life I hate it
David decides to top himself by taking an overdose of these pills he got free with a can of oil
Gulp, gulp, gulp
David lit a match to have a fag and caught fire
Fuck this hurts

 

by SourBana
11-02-03
Its Halloween and somehow David Duck has returned from the dead
Damn it feels good to get out of that hole
David goes to find God to ask him for his body back, but runs into Jesus
Please can I have my body back I will never do a bad thing like kill again
Yeah whatever. NEXT
David finds himself in his room
Wicked I've got my body back, time to go see the local dealer

 

by SourBana
11-02-03
SourBanana and Psycic Psyco are at a comedy show
Knock, knock
Who's there
Doctor
Doctor who
how the bloody hell did you know you always have to ruin every joke I say I fucking hate you

 

by SourBana
11-07-03
Jane is jogging through a field
Jane has cravings for a fag
O my god not you again
Stay one step ahead with patches

 

by SourBana
11-08-03
Super Guy is floating high above everything
Whats that I hear someones screams
Super Guy steals the little girl before the eyes of Clavin Klown
WTF
Super Guy saves the day
Are you ok little girl
Piss off you dirty pido I only saw a spider on the wall

 

by SourBana
11-09-03
Calvin Klown sits in his room doing tricks to himself
I could murder a burger
Calvin Klown runs into Kalvin Clown
???????????
Give me a burger
Calvin Klown gets pissed of and sets Kalvin Clown alight
WANKER serve me quicker

 

by SourBana
11-09-03
The hippie is on protest because Bush has decided to paint grass blue
Peace out man
The hippie meets trippie D the pot head
WTF man
Hello I'm trippie D want any pot, anyway back to what we were saying I will stop Bush painting the grass blue if you sell me your soul
The hippie takes time to think about this

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