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by SpeeD
3-03-03
Joe Gets ready for the race
Hmmm.. How can I overclock my computer to make it win the competition?
J00 C0u1d upg4d3 m3!
Later.. Much Later
Welcome to Race wars Joe, the best of the best. Are you ready to compete?
Ugh... sure I guess
At the Races
J00 R34dy 2 G3T PwN3D?
N0T 1/\/ Th15 L1f371m3!

 

by SpeeD
3-03-03
Aftermath
sigh.. can't believe I lost to j00
well.. can't win em all.. Oh wait, I DO WIN EM' ALL HAHAHAHA I ROX0rZ J00!!!11
later
I guess I'ma g0 H0m3 n0wz
hey j00.. w4it
what d0 j00 wantz?
I have an offer you can't refuse...

 

by SpeeD
3-03-03
umm...
Help!..... Help!
Hey guys! check this guy out!
ahh.. someone help me.. these things really hurt!
c'mon guys this is really cool. he screams and everything!
wrath of jesus
That's it! RAR!
AHHH! i'm burning, and it feels good!

 

by SpeeD
3-04-03
mmm.. meat
could I instrest you in some meat sire?
hmmm... what kind of meat?
well we have assorted flavors of spicy, juicy, dried, plump....
how much is the juicy meat?
darn
$4.95 per lbs
damn.. I only have $4.94..

 

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by SpeeD
5-05-03
What you runnin under there?
that's the worst pick up line ever
See you in hell, dork
So, is that a date?
Damn, I hate my life

 

by SpeeD
5-05-03
Excuse me kind sir, could you spare a crumpet?
why yes. I have my emergency crumpet case for such an occasion
hours later
my that was a might fine crumpet
You welcome. Would you be interested in joining the Taliban?
I'll be right back
ok, thank you come again

 

by SpeeD
5-05-03
who wants to join the mile high club?
I've always wanted to be in a club!
Somewhere else
Hey Sir! Do you want some drugs from your friend Wiley Wonka?!
I'm a cop you idiot!
Somewhere in the middle
I am the whore bunny, I have come to give all your children various STD's
can you start with this cat?

 

by SpeeD
5-05-03
present
I was just telling the children about god
yea, yea. Save it for the judge
future
You get the goods?
yea man I got what you need right here
past
Hey man, you want some cigerettes?
I'll trade you a frappachino for it

 

by SpeeD
5-11-03
Mother's Day
So, you get something for you mum this mother's day Gee?
Umm.. Of course I did...
really. what'd you get her?
umm... ugh...
I've had enough of your silly questions now die!

 

by SpeeD
5-11-03
I'm sorry Reaper Gee. You're getting to old
What?! How can you say that?!
I'm sorry, People don't like you, so i'm gonna have you re-draw you
This can't be! I haven't even hit my 5th comic yet
don't worry. Everyone will love you new you
What the hell is this?!

 

by SpeeD
5-11-03
Gee gets in touch with the other failing characters
so.. What's your story?
I offended black people. So they turned me into this
what about you?
Do I really have to explain anything?
I think I know this one. You offend homosexuals?
What? no partner. I was just looking for a horse to ride, and you look perfect

 

by SpeeD
5-21-03
This is a special strip today. I have decided to include a real life person from one of my classes. Now that that is all said, lets get on with the strip
Hey Scott, how's it goin?
Not too bad arrrrr
alright, well later Scott
arrr, talk to ya later Gee. And beware the Babcock Pirates arrr

 

by SpeeD
5-21-03
With only another week left of school I would like to take this time to remember the times this year has brought us
First day of School
only 180 days till summer!!! hahahahah
ok.. I can't take this
Ok, lets not look back anymore

 

by SpeeD
5-21-03
What are we doing here Scott?
arrr, looking for the Babcock treasure fool. Then we'll live like kings!
there's nothing here but old resturaunt supplies from my resturaunt
You want to live like a fool then fine arr. Time for me to find me treasure
see ya tomarrow Scott
Arrr, find the treasure, then live like kings arrr

 

by SpeeD
5-28-03
Well what brings you to my farm Mr. Smith?
Mr. McDonald, we're here to make you an offer you can't refuse. We're asking to buy your land for an outragous sum of money and we're also offering you a job at our facilities in animal training.
oh lordy lordy! Let me go grab the missus she'll be so glad. You stay right there y'hear? Yahoooo!
We're very glad you've chosen to accept our offer. We'll have the check driven out to you
Yes. What he doesn't know is we'll make a hundred times what we'll offer him. This land is so valuable in property tax and once we sell it to government officials, E.I.E.I.O will be rich!
Umm... What was that?

 

by SpeeD
5-20-04
Gee meets up with Jarrett
then tomorrow you cane and I are going to Brad's to have a sword fight.
ehh. alright I guess
The next day
i'm Gee, you're going down.i kick ass w/ the buster sword
i'll kill you with my bare hands!!!
ow.
bitch.

 

by SpeeD
5-20-04
Yo Hugh, what's up?
nothin much man. Just getting ready for school to end. You remember the first day of school?
the first day of school eh? Yea I remember it.
man. this is one of them cool flashback things
the first day of school
Yo Hugh. what's up?
nothin much man. Just getting ready for school to end.

 

by SpeeD
5-20-04
Hey Gee, If we ever become roomates, we need to get a disco dance floor.with all the lights on the bottom, thoes rock
Yea, we could get some lay-z-boys too and bring your foosetable! Man, that'd be great!
In the future
Ugh.. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea man..
I can't tell where anything is. The lights are blinding me!
C'mon Gee. Let's go play some foose ball
I'm afraid to move man....

 

by SpeeD
5-20-04
MAN I GOT FUCKING LOST TODAY DUDE! after 5th period, i just wanted to test my san antonio navigation...150 miles, 2 and a half hours
hahah!!! oh man!
i went downtown..and went on every god damn highway there...one highway just kept going and going and going and going
Well did you learn how to get around eventually?
...............
.............Mike?.......

 

by SpeeD
5-20-04
this comic is in Hugh-o-vision
.....? What's wrong with you, Hugh?
holy shit man. i just smoked 6 bowls. then i smoked another bowl, then I ate some shrooms
holy shit. you're gonna be fucked up for the next 3 to 4 days man....
nice.
.....i'm a horse with clothes.....
gotta be something..

 

by SpeeD
5-20-04
hey Gee... what's up? we need some weed man..
alright ry-man we'll get some....
an hour later
ughh.... we need some weed man.
shit.
later that night
we still need weed man.
.. shit.

 

by SpeeD
5-20-04
Mike is High...
Ry'man! The orange tiger thing!!!!
i'm a bear you dumbass
He wanted This..
orange tiger thing orange tiget thing orange tiger thing
I can't stop smiling.. what the fuck?!!! I'm a fucking bear!!!
Blame MC
Ry'man looks like a tiger'man. we can call you ty'man!!! hahah LoL!!!
I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP MIKE!

 

by SpeeD
5-20-04
hey Gee. What's up?
WHOA~! what the fuck happened to you blue boy
eh, the fuckin artist didn't like me so he turned me blue. What a bitch right?
He...He only turned you blue?!?! HE TURNED ME INTO A FUCKING HORSE!!!
Something inside Gee starts to erupt. Suddenly....
whoa man.. chill
A.... FUCKING...... HORSE!!!!.!!!

 

by SpeeD
5-20-04
You already know MC and Ry'Man
i can't move...
This is Jarrett. We will now call him Jay. Furthermore, we will start rhyming words to Jay. Ie. Yo Jay! How's it goin in May. Pretty gay? What's there to say?!
MC is Michael Cane
yo man.
This is Hugh. We will now call him Hugh-bro. it sounds like hughbra fast enough...like a zebra with a 'hu'
Ry'man is Ryan Strain..
This is Gee. We will now call him G-Unit. I don't know how that sounds cool in any way. What the FUCK were you thinking?!
its from dave chappele though.....its cool!!! ugh... MC chose it for me... yea..

 

by SpeeD
5-20-04
1:30 AM
Dang! Not sleeping is great! I'm not tired at all!!
Tonight on Skinimax
3:30 AM
oh baby.
I guess it's good that i'm not sleeping away any more of my life. Instead i'm living it up!
5:30 AM
Can't fuckin sleep..
You've got mail!

 

by SpeeD
5-21-04
oh shit i'm high!!!
You haven't even smoked yet man.
oh man i'm stoned... you high mike man?
fuckin' blazeddd...
what the fuck? you guys didn't even wait for me?!

 

by SpeeD
5-21-04
Yo Ry'man. How's it goin?
Nothin much. Just working on some paintings. You wanna see?
later..
This is the first layer. It's not really done yet. Eventually the painting will look nothing like this..
It looks badass already, you gotta show it to me when you finish it.
couple days later...
this... this is the final product?
Yep, i like it a lot. It's.... me

 

by SpeeD
5-24-04
At the Sword Fight...
ummm... wanna sword fight?
Alright man, but i'm pretty good...
Ok... well no hitting below the belt or the head right? Those are the rules right?
Yea, if I hit you in the groin or the head you win.
You Fucker!! You nailed me right in the groin!!!
sorry man... i guess you win... laters..

 

by SpeeD
5-27-04
10:30 am
Man Hugh, finally summer. We have the rest of the day to get really trashed!
yea man, today is gonna be partying all day, all night
2 hours later
Check it out, it's only 12! We still have the rest of the day
yea man, we're gonna do this for the rest of the day, think about that
1 hour later
Well..... I'm kinda tired man, I think i'm gonna go home..
yea, it's about time we call it a night

 

by SpeeD
5-27-04
10:30 am
Man Hugh, finally summer. We have the rest of the day to get really trashed!
yea man, today is gonna be partying all day, all night
2 hours later
Man, it's only 12 man! We still have the rest of the day
yea man, we're gonna do this for the rest of the day, think about that
1 hour later
man... I'm kinda tired man, I think i'm gonna go home..
yea, it's about time we call it a night

 

by SpeeD
5-27-04
10:30 am
Man Hugh, finally summer. We have the rest of the day to get really trashed!
yea man, today is gonna be partying all day, all night
2 hours later
Man, it's only 12 man! We still have the rest of the day
yea man, we're gonna do this for the rest of the day, think about that
1 hour later
man... I'm kinda tired man, I think i'm gonna go home..
yea, it's about time we call it a night

 

by SpeeD
6-09-04
Gee just got some new computer parts
alright. You sure you can help me make the computer Jarrett?
Of course Gee, I made Ryan's computer and both of my computers, yours will be easy
hours later
finally, we finished!
yep, now we just plug it in and install Windows and it should be ready
...... is it suppose to just sit there and do nothing when you turn it on?
I.... I think so

 

by SpeeD
6-13-04
when we goin to Ryan's, Gee? I think he's home right now. Maybe we should go.
We will Hugh, We're just waiting for Jarrett, he's in the bathroom..
wait.... did you just call me Hugh?
..? yea, your name is Hugh... Isn't it?
.... oh yea, it is..
....?

 

by SpeeD
6-21-04
Did you bring the comic strips Gee?
...?? what.. oh.. those...umm. No
well.. I warned you child.
why? what's gonna happen to me?
Now, you will forever be seen as a gumby..The very thing that haunts you in your dreams.
.....what?

 

by SpeeD
6-21-04
have fun with your new form, loser
... hey wait, what are you talking about turning into Gumby??!
Hmm... I wonder what that was all about... hey, my arm is all Green
Oh shit!

 

by SpeeD
6-22-04
Yo Hugh..
hey Gee, c'mon in
.... how'd you know it was me? I mean, I kinda got changed..
really? I haven't noticed..
I'm a lot greener now...
gotta be somethin'

 

by SpeeD
6-23-04
Hello Gee..
Ahh!! it's you again.. please don't hurt me, i'll make more comics... I promise...
No Gee! I not gonna hurt you, I just want your honest opinion... How does my hair look?
well.. um.. in that case.. I think the blue hair looks stupid.
asshole...
....was that really necessary?

 

by SpeeD
6-23-04
At Ryan's house....
Hey Jarrett... Hacker chick was wearing a Sonic shirt today..
oh my freakin god.. Sonic is Baaddddasssss
Yea. I was like "hey, my friend has that shirt too." she just said cool
god damnit. You have to kill her now Hugh..
what? why? I thought you like Sonic
Yea, but only one person can wear a sonic shirt, and that person is me. So she must die now...

 

by SpeeD
6-26-04
finally, I got some time to watch my dvd set of the outer limits..
Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume..... Into.. The Outer Limits!!
Humans are the only species in the Universe who kill themselves deliberately... This thought of... what's the word? ahh yes.. Murder.. Well, the council fears it might be contagious.
The next day.
what's up Gee?
Picture yourself looking at yourself from an airplane. You're the size of an ant.. Now imagine looking at yourself from space... then from another galaxy.. then from another universe... We are nothing

 

by SpeeD
6-26-04
make it rain Gee..... now.
... but it's already raining...
well... make it rain some more...
What's the point? Rain will never make us advance into space and answer the mysteries of the universe..
...........I'm warning you...
what?! but it's already raining!!!

 

by SpeeD
6-28-04
Hey Hugh.. what's up?
nothin much man...
.............. what are you looking at?
This wall.. It's pretty cool..
.. well, you wanna go do something?
nah.. I'm pretty cool just standing here.

 

by SpeeD
6-28-04
Hi Gee!!!
umm.... Hi?
You're the eigth customer today!!
Umm.. I already washed my car.. you just said if I didn't come in you'd blow me up again...
You could atleast be a little happy to see me!!!
....ow

 

by SpeeD
7-30-04
Man. bloody, one more bubble till i'm a master riflemen....
dude that's nothin, one more mission till we can hunt bloody Jedi!!!
damn man... I'll come hunt em with you, I got flushing shot 3 and my gun does a health DOT
but it's gay man, this guy i'm suppose to hunt down keeps on jumping to other planets, so I gotta chase him down..
...man I want to go home and play SWG right now..
yea me too man, laters

 

by SpeeD
7-30-04
... eh.. what the hell?
Yo man.. how's it goin?
umm.. not to bad I guess..
Nah really man. I'm here to chill, not make any changes...
oh... badass
heheh.. yea

 

by SpeeD
8-01-04
Yo Ryan.. What's up?
Oh, hey Gee, nothin.. Just playing some SWG.. about to own this Mountain Lion
cool...
..... c'mon now.. that's right. Walk away from your other friends.. that's right..
hehe.. you talk to yourself while playing this?
That's right.. just a little bit closer.. You're gonna be what the Japanese call "Owned"..

 

by SpeeD
8-16-04
First day of school
Hey Hugh, how's it goin
nothin much. Just waitin for school to end.
dude. you say that every year
no I don't..man
you said it last year..
..ahh fuck you're right.

 

by SpeeD
3-08-05
hmmm.. where the hell am I?
Oh! you, Green one, You! you must save me from my evil parents!
Umm.. what'd they do to you?
They trapped me in a tower and left me there to die!
Well.. you seem to be out now.
hmm... I guess you're right.... so, you wanna go get some coffee?

 

by SpeeD
3-08-05
sup Hugh!
ugh.. I can't really talk right now
oh.. alright.. why not?
well.. I kinda got busted
Oh shit dude! You didn't have any bud in the car did you?
nah, nah man. I ran over some dude's cat.

 

by SpeeD
3-09-05
sup man... You got the cash?
Yea man. I got it right in my pocket
Alright man, you want the normal shit or you lookin for some nice stuff?
Hmm.. well I guess give me the best stuff you got.
alright, 5 papers on Thomas Gray, enjoy kiddo'. You never saw me
Thanks dude, I owe ya one.

 

by SpeeD
3-09-05
sup man
sup.
Oh Shit! My Doppleganger!
Oh Shit! My Doppleganger!
.....sup man
.....sup

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