Where are they now- SC style! part 1 by SteelRandom8-26-03 I wonder what ever happened to that chick from Edward Scissorhands. You mean Winona Ryder? Yeah! She was hot! After her trial she did kinda disappear didn't she? You want fries with that? Oh...
Where are they now SC style- 2 by SteelRandom8-26-03 The U.N. has requested we send someone along to help you here at nights. The entire world voted on her to join you out here in the armpit of civilization. You mean I'll have human contact again? Who is it? Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! FRAN DRESCHER!!!!! NOOOOOOO!
The Adventures of Inane Reference Man by SteelRandom8-27-03 When there is trouble... Inane Reference Man! There is a monster terrorizing the town! Help us! The people call on Inane Reference Man for help! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! Napolean was really short! Mainly because they have no other choice. Ass... Another crisis averted!
The Further Adventures of Inane Reference Man by SteelRandom8-27-03 Introducing Kid Narc! AHHHH HELP ME! Come on Inane Reference Man, lets fight crime! Sidekick of Inane Reference Man! I'm so gonna open a can o'... Pop Tarts are part of a balanced diet! I wonder which part... With a slight problem... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Another crisis averted!
Knock Knock by SteelRandom8-27-03 Knock Knock! Who's there? Interrupting cow! Interuppt.... Don't even go there brat.
Adventures of Inane Reference Man by SteelRandom8-28-03 Die very young and foolish boy who has befriended a powerful superhero! Help me Inane Reference Man! AHHHHHH!!! The Renaissance era spans over 5 centuries! Jerk Another crisis averted!
Kid Narc by SteelRandom8-28-03 Looks like trouble... I am Irma, the Pretty Princess of Doom! I am Kid Narc! Fighter of Justice! Buttkicker of Evil! The cure to.... ??? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz What a freak! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Inane Reference Man by SteelRandom9-03-03 Inane Reference Man, would you help me across the street? The Egyptians used to worship cats as guardians of the Underworld! Never mind, jerk. Good thing I was here! I may now heroically act as a witness to the lawsuit that is sure to follow! AHHHHHHHH!!!!