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by Stewart9009
3-21-04
as joe and chip were talking...
So, how bout them Lakers
Joe, lakes? I don't like water...
Chip, I said Lakers, not lakes.
...what are you, stupid? I'm a squirrel, I like trees and grass. NOT WATER!
Joe thought about getting new friends.
theres no point explaining it
...I mean common, next your gonna tell me the lakes is a sports team! I'm not an idiot Joe... later dude. I can't take this.

 

by Stewart9009
3-21-04
You need to stop making jokes about rednecks...
Joe, dinners ready. Whatcha doin'?
Just a minute...If you walk your dog, so YOU can use the tree, you might be a redneck...
...If your girlfriend...
Hey I asked him what he's doing, how could he ignore his Girlfriend like that?
I'm just writing out a joke...If you've ever been accused of lieing through your tooth. You might be a redneck.
...is also your sister.
Come on!
--OK SIS'! im coming!

 

by Stewart9009
3-22-04
Joe had soe trouble making friends...
Dude! congratulate me!
Er...why?
Just do it!
Fine..Congatulations!
HAHAHAHAHA! You just congratulated me, for making an idiot out of you...HAHAHAHA!
really...I thought I congratulatd you for BEING and idiot.

 

by Stewart9009
3-22-04
hey it's cold out here...So I hear Your Girlfriend dumped you.
Yea. I don't know If I can talk about it.
Common man, It's ok.
it's just the reason why she did it..
from Conny's twisted mind.
I guess the whole, Bro / boyfriend thing wasnt working out for her, right man?
No...I wasn't paying her enough.

 

by Stewart9009
3-22-04
This is what happens when you put an airhead with a loner.
Hey, she's cute..watch this, I'll get shot down again.
Hi! how come your not wearing clothes? O never mind. Whats ur name? mine's ..Oh, wait, i forgot.
My name is Joe! You forgot your name. Um.. are you stoned?
Dude thats so cool! your funny...OH! my name's Conny.
Yea, you guessed it, that girl, is me.
Nice name, but seriously, Are you stoned..where can I get some?
HAHA! no im just an airhead. actually, you look like a loner, I'm leaving. Can you tell me where I live?

 

by Stewart9009
3-22-04
Joe might be hallucinating.
wow man, look at that painting! it like melts my brain.
Omg..what an idiot! That's the side of our cartoon panel!
I know what your thinking--I did not just steal these!
I can't even look at him. He's such a dumb-ass! Of course he didn't steal them, they actualy did magically appear!
Whoa, and dude I am so gonna dump this beer on you IF YOU DON'T PAY ATTeNTION TO ME!
What a freak! he can't dump that on me, it's fake, I'm not even sure if that iS a beer. Wow, now that i listen to myself maybe im the freak?

 

by Stewart9009
3-22-04
And Joe thought he was lonely.
Hey Mister, Your pretty dam sexy!
Ok kid, I like being admired, but thats freaky.
Gimme a break! gimme a break! break me off a peice o' that sweet blond ass!
First of all, your creapy, second, my ass is not blond, and third, thats jus' wrong!
Mister, If turnin' me on is wrong, you sure arent right!
AHHHH! My virgin ears!

 

by Stewart9009
3-22-04
Hullo
Hi! hey arent you that famous guy?
Nope, I'm Ben wanna be best friends?
Sure, lemme put on clothes. then we'll frolick!
Hey man, look at us we're so lame. hey, wheres my skateboard man?
OOOOH! damn! I think I found it.

 

by Stewart9009
3-22-04
Where'd Joe go?
thats gonna be $100 buddy .
That was a pretty good ride, but I don't do that, I'm looking for my man Joe, I think.
No way! Gimme my money! NOW!
Dammit, I was just lookin for my friend Joe! I'm not paying you $100 for that. I'm not that kind of guy!
Come on man, PAY UP!
whoa, taking a cab around here sure is pricey!

 

by Stewart9009
3-22-04
Joe seems to have lost Ben
Gimme all yo money, I nead booze man! BOOZE!
What've I got myself into!? I can't even find ben!
Money? Booze? NOW!
Dude, you got booze, right there! I don't have any money, I spent it on hookers.
Ok, so I didn't spend it on hookers But I'm sure not wasting it on YOU! Hey Gimme your booze man, I need to relax!
Booze?!

 

by Stewart9009
3-22-04
BAAAAAAAH!
Dude, I think I'm goin nuts. That sheep just told me to back off!
Hey sheep Poop! i wonder...
(sheep poop)
Continued
Whoa..I knew It..Sheep poop gives u an awesome high! The sheep said come back this time!
BAAAAAAAAAH!

 

by Stewart9009
3-22-04
where's be--Haha The penguin totally said smack me!
SQUACK!
Hey, Penguin Poop, I wonder...
(penguin poop)
Continued...
Whoa I knew it Penguin poop, is the best drug ever. Hey the penguin wants a snack!
SQUACK!

 

by Stewart9009
3-23-04
OMG! I finally found you. Eat shit?
No thanks, just had some.
No, you idiot, I meant did you?
Yea, didn't I just say that Joe?
Hey!, You're Ben, and I'm Joe, we should make Ice'cream.
Thats Ben and JERRY!

 

by Stewart9009
3-24-04
*talking to my chest*
I like you (boobs)...nice...
Um...thanks?...loser.
fell on your head too much as a baby?
HAHAHAH! your funny..and crazy...nice boobs.
Um...thanks? idiot.
damn bitchy teacher
i am your teacher, and as your teacher, I'd say I have the right to tell you that you have no potential. slacker.
Thanks...bitch. stop looking there!

 

by Stewart9009
3-24-04
my hair is brown in real life
AM I getting paid today?
Yep here you go, $40
but here im blond because ppl think im a blond.
HEY THANKS! sweet.. with this added to my other $200.. i won't need money for a while!
Now could you sweep?
i wonder why?
I guess. but i dont know why, it doesnt look that dirt...
YES! there's a quarter down here! IM RICH!

 

by Stewart9009
3-26-04
ug-ug-gulug?
i don't know you choose that one.
gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp
You've been a baaaaad boy!
bad little boys get elf pooooop in their stockings!
So how much elf poop is that...mmm totally stoned...

 

by Stewart9009
1-19-05
hmmm...what to do today, what to do
tralala, Florg can't see me, I'm going to get him!
haha look, a transexual penguin
I am no transexual, I'm a woman
as you can see, this comic is retarded.
Don't lie to me! Or I'll make you explode!
wow, did I fart?

 

by Stewart9009
1-19-05
I've been depressed lately
ARG
It's just that, You havent been paying attention to me
ARRRRRRRRG!?
Yet another masterpiece by:ME
NOW I'LL HAVE TO KILL YOU! HAHAHAHAHA
AAAAAARG

 

by Stewart9009
1-19-05
I'm RED, therefor I AM SEXY!!! Too sexy to fight
come, find your diaper, stop talking nonsense, kill some birds...
No I am tired of fighting
...Common, we can't let them at their feeders
No, I won't do it, I want to be a good little robot.
Fine! COME BIRDS! ATTAAAAAAAAAAACK!

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