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by SuperGroverDA
9-23-01
Research was tough before the internet.
Hey, I have a report to do about carrots. Do you know anything about carrots?
Booya grandma! Hell yeah I know about carrots.
Well...spill the beans, fatboy.
You know, eating carrots is good for your vision, but if you eat too many carrots you can go blind.
Really?
Nope.

 

by SuperGroverDA
9-23-01
Hey man, you wanna try some drugs?
Umm....I don't know...
C'mon man! Everyone's doin' it! If you don't, you're not cool!
Well....umm...okay.
Well, how do you feel man?
What the fuck? The symbol on my shirt is different!

 

by SuperGroverDA
9-23-01
I feel kind of strange speaking to a pile of ashes, but I don't really have anyone else to talk to...
You see, lately I've been feeling so empty inside.
That's cause you're nothing you fucking idiot.
Point taken.

 

by SuperGroverDA
9-23-01
Hey, Floyd. Guess what--!
Yeah, Fredrick, I know we look the same, can you shut you fucking trap about it?
But good god, we look so goddamn like the same person.
That's why I dyed my hair, and I don't let mom dress us the same anymore.
I would say to us, "We want ice cream cone?" Both of us say yes. How in the hell?
We are twins, that is why.

 

by SuperGroverDA
9-23-01
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Zap.
Zap who?
Zap you mother fucker! That's for eating all my space munchies!

 

by SuperGroverDA
9-23-01
Johnny, if you don't stop stalking me I'm gonna kick you ass.
Playing hard to get, eh? She wants me...
Haiiiiya!
Ooof! Alright I can take a hint!
Now leave me alone you creep!
Bitch...I saw her underwear though.

 

by SuperGroverDA
9-23-01
Hey, kid! Get off my bench!
Oh, Dr. Stern, you're not homeless, remember? You're just an alcoholic. Get back to the OR.
What? I am not an alcohol. I'll have you know that I had merely a few drinks.
Look at yourself, Dr. Stern...you're a mess.
Hey, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Oh no, Dr. Stern, that's where you're wrong. You're just as think as I drunk you am.

 

by SuperGroverDA
9-23-01
Hey, Lauren.
That is the third ugliest shirt I have encountered in my entire life.
Do you like my shirt?
I suppose, David.
She probably doesn't actually suppose. I think she's just saying that she supposes so she doesn't hurt my feelings.
Hah, he fell for my "supposing" bullshit.

 

by SuperGroverDA
9-23-01
Hey man, what's up?
I can't remember what these things are called!
What things?
You know...with the---umm, it's got those...like, the swing set, but...anti arcraft pellet gun...with the shape and...oh man, it's on the tip of my tongue!
Twinkies?
Oh yeah! Thanks man.

 

by SuperGroverDA
9-23-01
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This sucks.

 

by SuperGroverDA
9-23-01
Hey asiangirl1.
Hey neovid1.
You know, you just sit there with that same look on your face in ever goddamn comic I see you in, asiangirl1.
Hey! You're right, I guess I do.
It makes me feel like I want to punch you in your little grinning face.
In the carefully selected immortal words of Arnold Schwartzenegger, fuck you asshole.

 

by SuperGroverDA
11-09-01
What's up Batan?

 

by SuperGroverDA
2-13-02
I'm a bitch.
Yeah, I know you are but what am I?
I'm a bitch.
Yeah, I know you are but what am I?
I'm a bitch.
Yeah, I know you are but what am I?

 

by SuperGroverDA
2-13-02
I'm a bitch.
I know you are but what am I?
You're a bitch too you fucking bitch.
Are you sure you're not just overusing profanity as a desperate attempt at humor?
Go fuck a cat.
Whatever.

 

by SuperGroverDA
2-13-02
We need to sell more cigarrettes! Money! Money! Money money money! So tell me, Johnson, what plans do you have for me to make more money?
Umm, well, sir...our newest ad campaign will have Barny indirectly insinuating that smoking is cooler than ever.
We can't let those damn tabacco companies brainwash the children! There must be some way to show them the truth!
Hmm...I think I've got an idea...It's crazy, but it just might work!
At the school assembly:
*rap beat* Hey kids don't smoke, you'll turn out like me, my penis fell off and it hurts when I pee...

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