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by THAguyINgta3
5-11-03
This little squirrel loves to harass other little squirrels.
I own your stupid ass, goat.
...
This comic sucks.
Look! A squirrel!
This guy has the worst. thoughts. evar. ever.
And after this, it still sucks.
omgz0rz teh grilz lolomg lolwtd!!111
I wish I were a duck.

 

by THAguyINgta3
5-11-03
All of the characters featured in these shitty comics are from the PlayStation2 *Social* board at GameFAQs.com.
My name is Erik (ChentallyMallenged), and I am the guy next to me's sexual partner. To not be confused with Roy, I am the one that is funny.
My name is Ryan (coolryan3), and I am a dirty Jew. My dad drives a BMW and everyone in my family has a Jewnose.
More dumbasses.
I am Mike (Sol Badguy275) and I think I am Jesus because I write reviews for video games. To not be confused with Roy, I am the one with the good reviews.
My name is Matt (hfs991hfs), and I am not black. Roy just needs some sweet black filler for his cartoons. Someone should rape me, and that someone should be Ryan, the Jew.
Worship all of them, but worship Royton more.
I am Todd (Darth Todd) and I am a game-a-holic. I love to masturbate on chickens too.
My name is Anagnos, and I am better than everyone, well, except for Royton. He owns us all, which includes you, Erik.

 

by THAguyINgta3
5-11-03
More people to fill my comic with.
Hello, my name is Bullet The Blue Sky (crpyptic twilight). The person to my right is my bitch.. erm... girlfriend. I am a huge PS2 fanboy and should eat some corn because I like corn.
I am Kathy (Miss Tiger). I am teh girl and everyone loves me. Now, I have to go daydream about Piccolo and wish cryptic twilight were Piccolo because cryptic cannot fill my needs I have as a woman.
Poop smells good.
*looks at Kathy* "omg teh girl!" Now that I have that out of my system, I am the maker of these comics, THAguyINgta3 (Royton / Roy). I own all and will e-kick your ass.
Don't mind me, I am just the cheese lover, Aderes. I am Australian, which is a reason for you to hate me. Don't hate me though, for I am THAguy's love child.
Look, a poorly drawn horse!
I am Lynaly, and I am a secret agent that drives an Eclipse. I would tell you more, but I need to infiltrate the Russian government on my secret mission. omgz0rz i am teh splinter cell omgomg omg wtf!
I'm sweet Asian filler. Oh wait... never. I am the Chuckster (Chuck / Georgio Forelli). I love play limp biscuit and pet doggies to make them have red rockets.

 

by THAguyINgta3
5-11-03
God, this better be the last Character Introduction this mother fucker... erm... Roy does.
Hi, my name is Josiah, and I hate Erik, but I loooooooooooove Fabolous1. Sex me up, big boy!
Sup dogg. Dis be Fablous1 and I love making polls. I live in Oregon and I type like this: hay u gis lol omg1. I also hate Erik.
God, I hate it when you go to fart, but you crap your pants instead.
Look at me, I ride horses. I am Uvula Walrus, which is probably the weirdest person. Evar.
I am sUshiBOi and I suck at SOCOM US Navy SEALs for PS2. I also like to blow 1000's of dollars on my shit computer. Lick me, please.
I am a computer that is logged onto the Internet. Lick me, asshat.
I am mr disturbed and I hate dumbasses, which inculdes you.

 

by THAguyINgta3
5-11-03
Another one? Someone shoot the comic creator in his fucking face already!
I am Duffman, the almighty hobo. I am a drunk that needs to be shot in the ass, which will make me a new asshole, which will be cool, which would smell like my old one, which is awesome. *dies*
*laughs at English*
I am FREEQZ, the English guy that everyone knows. I have a shitty accent and I loooove England. w00t @ king or whatever the hell they have.
omg teh burns
My name is Cburns and I am a rocker! Rock on, PS2SB!

 

by THAguyINgta3
5-11-03
Here we are, right in the center of a discussion between the two gang members, Josiah and Fabolous1. Let's listen in!
Man Fab, I want to go to Canada and beat Erik's ass.
Josiah, we just can't go to Canada any time we want. We have to do hits on whitie down where we live, Oregon.
Uh-oh! Looks like trouble for Erik!
Can we go and harass him on GameFAQs?
Only if we can act "gangsta" in the process. They love it. Well, I'll go type it up. Be right back, corn dawg.
Oh my God! Let's see what happens in part 2 of this 2 part epic!
Time to piss off Erik. Let's see if he responds to me.
*Fabolous1 goes to PS2SB and types the following: "yo Erik, dawg, i bet you never capped no rival gangstas in your town of Canada, pizza pie gangsta wanna be! ill go to Canada and cap yo biznitch ass"

 

by THAguyINgta3
5-11-03
Looks like Erik has exploded onto the scene!
What the fuck?
Our hero has arrived!
It is I, Erik! I am here to pummel your asses with my correct grammar and my I.Q.!
Oh my God! Run, Joey! I mean, Josiah!
Looks like they are running! I guess this will be a 3 part epic!
*runs*
*runs*

 

by THAguyINgta3
5-11-03
You act black, but you are just a little white boy! PWNED!
*dies*
Fab, you live in Oregon, but you can't even spell it! PWNED!
*dies*
*adds Josiah and Fab to "PWNED" list*

 

by THAguyINgta3
5-11-03
I would just like to point out that the comic titled "Untitled" should be Character Introduction #3.
Hello, my name is DeathX. All I can say is "whatever" so pay no attention to me whatsoever.
I am Omega Weapon 2k. I like to play with the belly buttons of humans. NARF!
VIVI and the almighty MissionHockey have met once again.
I am VIVIthemage. I am the master in all things Arabian, although I am not Arabian.
I am MissionHockey, and I have the Family Guy DVD. Worship me.
o_0 This is so not 1337.
I am Theo (Dantesamanoske), and I am a rapper. Just call me hip hop master Theo.
Look at me! I'm Mike (danger the bear), and I'm a clown. Clowns scare me.

 

by THAguyINgta3
5-11-03
The two beasts have met. A battle will surely proceed this, erm, picture thing.
What the hell is an alien doing on a spaceship, brotha man?
What the hell is a duck doing on a spaceship, NARF?
What will happen next? Read on!
There has to be a way to settle this...
How about a hip hop freestyle battle, young blood? My name is Theo, I'll cap a brotha, shoot ya in the face, then I shoot ya motha! Word corn dawg!
Oh no! Omega Weapon 2k exploded!
Hip hop masta Theo wins again! *does the hippity doo da*

 

by THAguyINgta3
5-11-03
In this comic, DeathX has been arrested because he is a bad kid and he steals catchphrases, as well as candy.
Now Deathie-poo, you can't be stealing candy or worn out catchphrases anytime you want. You can't steal them at all actually, or you will have a visit from us again.
Whateva! Whateva! I do what I want!
What an idiot...
Oh come on, you don't want to spend a few days in jail, do you?
Whateva! I'll go where I want!
The coppers threw DeathX in prison. Oh well, Bubba will treat him nicely.
Ready for a rapin'?
Whateva!

 

by THAguyINgta3
5-11-03
This comic stars Lynaly, the secret agent that infiltrates Russian bases constantly. She just gets out of her Eclipse and is now infiltrating, well, a Russian base.
How will I get in here? Maybe I can crawl over this dead body and into the base. I can also kill thousands of guards. I mean, I am a government agent afterall!
Lynaly's plan is good, but is it good enough?
*Lynaly steps over the fence and accidentally steps on a land mine*
Lynaly! Nooo!
*Lynaly blows up and re-generates at the CIA headquarters, where she will prepare for her next mission*

 

by THAguyINgta3
5-11-03
Oh no! Aderes has found a monkey!
Hello, I am Aftabashamsi and i TYPE like THIS!!!
Oh my God! A monkey! Time for sex!
What's this? Aftab refuses Aderes's sex? Blasphemy!
I refuse to have sex with you!
Fine! We will have to have a battle!
In case you didn't know, Aderes plays Yu-Gi-Oh while he rapes monkeys and kids. Oh well, Aftab, the monkey, will end up getting raped and this comic is done.
What...?
Yu-Gi-Oh!

 

by THAguyINgta3
5-11-03
Oh no! Two reviewers meeting on the street will definitely end in chaos!
Hey, Ryan. Have you read my latest review? I won Review of the Month. I think I am getting good at this!
Your reviews suck compared to my Tony Hawk 4 review!
Oh well, they can't hear me. Both of your reviews suck.
What? How dare you, you asshat!
Time to fight, bizznitchz0rz1
Those two basterds are fighting again...

 

by THAguyINgta3
5-11-03
And here is where they first met on a warm September afternoon..
Hey, Kathy.
Hey, Chris.
I think I know where they are going with this...
I wuv j00, gum-e bare!
I wub j00 more, bab-e boi!
o_0 Teh Bon4r11!
Time for sex!
*gets naked*

 

by THAguyINgta3
5-11-03
Todd, being the huge Star Wars fanboy he is, is going to be attacking Star Trek fanboys in this comic. I hope he does well.
Todd says: "Star Trek sucks! Star Wars rules!" on the Star Trek boards.
Star Trek fanboy says: "omg Star Wars sucks! William Shatner rules Star Wars fanboys' asses!"
The battle heatens.
Todd says: "omg Star Wars' space ships would blow up Star Treks' space ships! PWNED!"
Star Trek fanboy says: "Bah. I give up. Star Wars > Star Trek."
Todd is teh weinar!
I win! I win!
*Todd logs onto the Star Wars board to talk about his win to his buddies*

 

by THAguyINgta3
5-11-03
Looks like Matt and Earl, the two people obsessed with SOCOM US Navy SEALs online, are arguing again. Let's listen in!
j00 r teh she-t SOCOM play-er dawg
At least I'm not sweet black filler!
o_0
I would own you at SOCOM any day.
You probably would.
Double o_0
You... agree?
Of course. I suck at SOCOM.

 

by THAguyINgta3
5-11-03
This topic is not meant to be funny. It is just meant to be here so Royton can say what games he is looking forward to or something.
This is me, Roy, just saying that MGS3 will own my pants, erm, kilt off.
Jesus Christ has arrived on the scene!
It had better own!
What... the hell are you doing here, Jesus?
Nice save.
PlayStation2 is better than Xbox...
Thank you for your observation, Captain Obvious! Oh, wait! I mean, Jesus, your opinion owns all.

 

by THAguyINgta3
5-11-03
No Georgio! Don't go any closer to Anagnos! He will pwn your brains out!
n00b! Non-1337 guy! PWNED!
I just got pwned...
Uvula Walrus! Not you too!
You are only remotely funny, but will never be better than I! PWNED!
I just got pwned...
Anagnos has successfully pwned everyone and the world has been destroyed. Nice going, Kevin.
w00t! @ me
Good job on killing everyone and causing mass destruction.

 

by THAguyINgta3
5-11-03
Look! It's VIVI and MissionHockey! Let's listen in on their conversation!
What are you doing...?
Masturbating to my Family Guy DVD, of course.
Look! It's Danger The Bear and Cburns! Let's listen in on their conversation!
Danga! Danga!
We aren't hip hoppers! We are rockers! *plays guitar like a mad man*
Look! It's FREEQZ and Cburns! Let's listen in on their conversation! As an after thought, I must say, this comic was really lame.
I wish England didn't suck so bad.
I wish Canada didn't suck so bad either. Let's go get drunk.

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