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by T_Aitchsea
4-27-14
"EVICTION NOTICE. You have three business days to pack your belongings and vacate the premises."
I've been waiting a long time for an opportunity like this
who the f— is that?
congratulations on the brain damage

 

by T_Aitchsea
4-27-14
IT COULD ONLY HAPPEN TO PENTECOSTALS
The Bible says we should do all we can to be like Jesus. So let's pray!
Nobody can be like Jesus. You pray all you like, you'll see that—
Oh God, forgive me and grant that—
KIDS! WATCH WHAT YOU WISH FOR!
It WOOOOORKED!
This is cool but I don't really have the time to hang around

 

by T_Aitchsea
4-27-14
Ferdinand was 3 hours into the shift...
Does my ass look fat in these shoes?
When I started working at Arby's they told me the food was the worst part of the job...
...when thought became word...
...but I was happy to learn that no cattle had to die to make the stuff. Then I met the clientele
...and word, in turn, became deed.
What? I asked you a ques...
You talk to cockroaches?

 

by T_Aitchsea
4-27-14
Why did John have to die? How is this fair? I am SO upset, mommy
Brucey-Bruce, relax. John is in a better place now, where only the angels can sodomize him
You don't understand, mommy
I do. You loved your friend very much
He owed me ten bucks, mommy! I checked his pockets and he's totally skint!
I wonder if Vinnie still does those 120th trimester jobs

 

by T_Aitchsea
4-27-14
Need any help hanging that painting?
Good question.
FIVE HOURS LATER

 

by T_Aitchsea
4-27-14
This acCOMMODation (ha!) may STINK (ha! ha!) but I will free myself with the power of imagination
The rotting corpses smelled even worse, so I said "fuck it" and dragged a TV in here
...and much more on this edition of Steamboats of Cleveland

 

by T_Aitchsea
4-27-14
do your worst, knave
kick kick kick
punch punch punch
audition's over, fuck off or I decapitate
your production of the Sound of Music will be shit, then, your call Mr. Impresario

 

by T_Aitchsea
4-27-14
Cool, a clown! I love clowns
That's great! Nobody likes clowns anymore. Too bad you're black.
Fuck you, racist.
They really don't!
I guess nobody likes racists anymore, either

 

by T_Aitchsea
4-27-14
In the Copy Room
Yep. It's jack off hour in the copy room again. Hope the toilet's not too rank
life is good in the copy room

 

by T_Aitchsea
4-27-14
want to see my nuts?
are you trying to get me to come back to your tree?
no, silly
I'm trying to get you to look at my nuts

 

by T_Aitchsea
4-27-14
please, oh please, make me one of your kind
you eat all the bread you want and never get fat and you don't have to get haircuts or even put on pants if you don't want to and when your scrotum starts to itch you can just use your Xloxic proboscâ
hey, Chuck! DO HIM!
fist bump
lick a shot

 

by T_Aitchsea
4-27-14
Wilson
I can't believe you shot me
now you'll stop coming over here every time you reach a certain point in a story arc

 

by T_Aitchsea
4-27-14
let's annihilate it
rock paper scissors who gets to push the button
where are you going?
he was too embarrassed to tell you none of those things exist where he is from and also his dad said he could press the button
his dad said I could press the button

 

by T_Aitchsea
4-27-14
I want a gift fit for a desert warlord, you bring me a prop from the Breakfats Club
okay, with this one you're telling me that you know me—but not very well
whoever brought this one gets a Mercedes

 

by T_Aitchsea
4-27-14
you'll never guess how I got your restaurant to smell like this
and I don't think I want to know
so I'm leaving. once you finish airing the place out, you're fired
be sure to tell the Chef what you found. he's trying to avoid facing facts
this cat is dead

 

by T_Aitchsea
4-27-14
In the Year Chicken One Oh One, WAR WAS BEGINNING
some one set us up
the bomb!
how are YOU gentlemen?

 

by T_Aitchsea
4-27-14
oh Crab 'tis a lovely day
no way, Padre, I'm calling in...
AN AIRSTRIKE!
oh Crab 'tis a lovely day
your unflappable optimism should cause me to question my irreligion but instead I'm leaving for now, I'll be back to chat later, and I'll never change

 

by T_Aitchsea
4-27-14
...so I dropped him! I gave him a jab like this
and another one just like this
do you think I should have called anybody before I left him out there in the woods?
are you talking to a cat? do you have kippers in the house? I will shit in the flower pot if you don't get me some gravel in a box. anyone knows this

 

by T_Aitchsea
4-27-14
so bored
you said it
I'd do anything for a change
trade you spots
this is fun sitting here with you in the garbage can

 

by T_Aitchsea
4-27-14
so bored
you said it
I'd do anything for a change
trade you spots

 

by T_Aitchsea
4-27-14
not over there
you see if you can see Him
not over there

 

The Neoconservative Comic Alliance presents "Just Desserts: Hippies Get the World They Deserve"
I got lots of friends who are bats
by T_Aitchsea, 4-27-14

 

by T_Aitchsea
4-27-14
don't drink that
what, it's from Skintag Sammy's still
so how do you feel about drinking that?
worse than a random comic layout

 

by T_Aitchsea
4-27-14
you still have one wish, sir
I know those other wishes were hard on you but you really must make the most of this precious gi�

 

by T_Aitchsea
4-27-14
you said it
chess is fuckin boring
I wish I may, I wish I might
worth it
I'm still here. You can't see me or hear me. This feels like being buried alive! I can't breathe

 

by T_Aitchsea
4-27-14
John 14:5-7
Lord, we do not know where You are going, how do we know the way?
I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father but through Me
If you had known Me, you would have known My Father also; from now on you know Him, and have seen Him

 

by T_Aitchsea
4-27-14
John 14:5-7
Lord, we do not know where You are going, how do we know the way?
I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father but through Me
If you had known Me, you would have known My Father also; from now on you know Him, and have seen Him

 

by T_Aitchsea
4-27-14
John 14:5-7
Lord, we do not know where You are going, how do we know the way?
I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father but through Me
If you had known Me, you would have known My Father also; from now on you know Him, and have seen Him

 

nobody better bother me about Obamacare. It was the best policy I could develop
by T_Aitchsea, 4-27-14

 

don't open the door don't open the door don't open the door
what are you doing in there?
by T_Aitchsea, 4-27-14

 

by T_Aitchsea
4-27-14
A six year old child writes the dialogue
There's a funny thing to the bug!
What are you saying? Whatever! I know about the funny jokes
Ugh! Bah! I know about things. Eek!
Och! You're freaking me out!
What are you saying?
Uh. I wanted to see a bug in the forest today on Monday tomorrow. It is Sunday

 

by T_Aitchsea
4-28-14

 

by T_Aitchsea
4-28-14

 

by T_Aitchsea
4-28-14
what's going on with this bathroom talk? don't think about eating all the bathroom drinks. that's not funny
oh! come on!
you HAVE to have food. but NOT bathroom food
WHAT? are you kidding me?
no. no I'm not. maybe you're a jerk of pain in the butts
uch! come on! don't call me a bathroom man.

 

by T_Aitchsea
4-28-14
you know what I'm thinking about? let's go on the slide. uh oh! there are bugs on the slide! we can't go on the slide until the bugs are gone
what? are you thinking what I'm thinking? let's go on the monkey bars
cool! let's go on the monkey bars
uh oh! we can't! our mother says we can't. there are 100 of bugs around the monkey bars
let's have a picnic. do you have a picnic basket?
yes. I do. there's apples, carrots, fries and burgers to eat, and a blankie to sit on, so cool. let's have fun. let's do it

 

this showed up not ten minutes later. Banksy is getting tasteless
by T_Aitchsea, 4-28-14

 

by T_Aitchsea
4-28-14
I may never
no, I may never!
I may never do a strip again
and if I never
ever do another
I just have to say "your mother"

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