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by Tabaqui
5-12-05
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
Wait. That's not right.
Sorry, Blue Max.
Damn!

 

by Tabaqui
5-12-05
So, anyway. Somewhere in the depths of GA, lurks a Family thread. It's pretty well-known.
I'm Chaly.
PhoenixFireRising, here!
These guys are some of the regulars. There's way too many to list right here, but we'd like to give you a sample.
I'm Lord_Newbie, and I like the wimminfolk!
Varran.
Our only explanation for the extreme diversity is the high milkman turnover rate in our town.
Blue Max, I am your father.
NOOOOOO!

 

by Tabaqui
5-13-05
Of course, there's also the Ring of Flame subsection...
Guns, booze, an' chicks.
ZOMG U R ALL TEH SUXX0RZ AND JICK IS A NASSHOEL LOLOL! A BLOOD GOD IS ME!
This panel was censored by the MPAA for violence, language, and spontaneous, mild, fangirl nudity.
It's not for the weak of heart.
HOLY JESUS FUCK IT BURNS!
Damn straight, douchegoose.

 

by Tabaqui
5-13-05
Discussion is pretty much where you want to turn if you need to... well... discuss something, natch.
I would like to discuss a meetup... my ideas will go nowhere, of course. But it's nice to dream.
Z0MG I HAXX0RED THE ITEM LIST AND FOUND ALL SORTS OF NEW STUFF BECAUSE I'M AN IMPATIENT BITCH!
I'm too new and poor to play the market with the big boys, so I'll complain about 1-meat undercutting.
I am not a pvping clan's shorebot. No, really.
Frankly, it sucks.
How could you do that to a poor, unsuspecting newbie!? Oh, you're so MEAN! *sniffle*
Nothing has changed.

 

by Tabaqui
5-13-05
Fan Stuff and Contests are kinda inseparable. And dull.
So much so, in fact, that we'll just gloss right over them and use this space for a bad visual joke.
So this horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
F&@# you, man.

 

by Tabaqui
5-13-05
Help is a right mess. Nobody reads stickies, or uses the search ability.
how do u get a misketo fambilir?
WHAR IS TEH FRYERS COPS?
I'm an incoherent babbling moron!
UsE tEh SpOiLeR fUnCtIoN, gEeK!
Poor, poor Aelf.
Someone bring me tranquilizer darts, an elephant gun, and booze. Lots and lots of booze.

 

by Tabaqui
5-13-05
Random Ramblings is alternately the forum garbage can, spamland, or hell.
D&D was the biggest influence on the RPG world. I know, for I am a really, really big geek.
roflmao YOUR MOM wore spandex panties! oh, BURN'D!
SPAMSPAMSPAM
The world doesn't have enough Monty Python references! Let's repeat old skits that everyone's utterly sick of by now. I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay..
...I don't really blame Giboc for deleting it that one time.
...Bitch.

 

by Tabaqui
5-13-05
I, Techsmurf, would like to get one thing straightened out with all of you.
Despite my love of furry art, I have not (and nor will I ever) agree or want to yiff someone in a fursuit.
Hey, baby! Are your pants made of mirrors? Cos I can see myself in them!
...
Okay, we'll try this again tomorrow...

 

by Tabaqui
5-16-05
Oo, face cream.
Osnap! I'm all young again!
"No major side effects" my ASS.
Thanks for letting me borrow that shotgun.
Yeah, no problem.

 

by Tabaqui
5-16-05
Historic Moments in the Family Thread...
I friggin' hate you.
Goo?
Dear (insert name here), how do I love thee? Let me count the ways...
You have no idea how hard it is PMing yourself 500 times...
He'd better get the hell out of here, or I'll leave!

 

by Tabaqui
5-17-05
Hey, man. The people are revolting. Maybe we should go do something about this Pappabear fool?
Yeah, I guess. There's nothing good on tv right now anyway.
*beep* Pappabear banned from the forums.
YES!
*beep* New member: Ghostdog_jr
Aw, hell.

 

by Tabaqui
5-17-05
Months later...
*beep* Ghostdog_jr banned from forums.
Jebus-froggin' HALLELUJAH!
*beep* New members: At least 15 Pappabear-wannabe multis.
... I hate my life.

 

by Tabaqui
5-18-05
This is Bragi, your current Radio KoL DJ. I'll be checking my messages for requests now...
*beep* processing your request
Let's see, now...
Ahem. Will the person who asked me to piss off and hand the mic over to c00c00c00 kindly get cancer and die? Thanks.

 

by Tabaqui
5-28-05
Heh heh heh. I'll have my Mr. A finally, and mum won't notice this card missing before I put it back...
STOP RIGHT THERE!
What? Who the hell are you?
I am Firest--uh... the Ghost of Bad Ideas Past. I am here to teach you a lesson.
Oh. You're gonna tell me that it's bad and wrong to make donations using other people's money without their knowledge, right?
Well, no. I was just gonna tell you to remember not to put in the spaces when you enter the card number.

 

by Tabaqui
5-28-05
o/` dramatic end-of-scene music o/`
I'm afraid it's true, Officer McGee.
Surely, you don't mean... oh, wait. Tell me after this word from our sponsors.
INTERMISSION
BASHY SMASH.
I would end this panel with a witty comment, but I am merely a fetus. As such, I have no real mastery of the English language and lack the ability to speak aloud.
We now return you to "The Not Old and Unable to Sit Very Still, Generally". Thank you.
Yes. They killed the Hermit.
OHNOES!

 

by Tabaqui
5-28-05
I, Chaly, have the answer to why Cynn, Dar, and Tubby all quit modding.
Obviously, it means Ascension is coming.
Heh. No, no. I'm only kidding.
meatplz

 

by Tabaqui
11-21-05
When Internet Fads Go Wrong
LOLYIFF
LOL YIFF!
LOL, YIFF?
YIFF: LOL
That's it. I started this mess, and now I'm finishing it. Where the fuck is my gun?

 

by Tabaqui
11-21-05
Earlier that day
OMG liek I wave my cristal at you! Boogidy boogidy! I curze you to has your Faovrit threds demolushed. lol
Oh, please. Eden, you dumb bitch, you couldn't magick a fluffy little bunny rabbit into disappearing.
Haha. Curses. Yeah, I'll show THEM some "cursing"...
Later...
NOTICE: RoF closed until further notice due to extreme tranny-based threadjackery. Cunts.
NOOOOOO!

 

by Tabaqui
11-21-05
And, lo, as I walked forth between the pair, I knew this: never again would my life be as dull. Today, I was man.
...
...
...
...Just get it over with already.
LOL SPAMMER

 

by Tabaqui
11-22-05
Famous Dead Horses of the RoF
You don't know what I'm going through!
Yeah, whatever, scrunt-rag.
LOL MOLE.
There is clearly a mod conspiracy behind all this. I call traitorous, favoritism-filled shenanigans.
I have no idea what you're talking about.

 

by Tabaqui
11-26-05
Adam. Is it true that you often-times pretend to be some sort of saumrai-ninja-robot with mass destructive nuking powers?
Well, uh, you see...
And do you often defend yourself as not spammy; only to turn around and create massively useless posts like "WIN"?
I, um, that's not...
I have here several statements from you where you got pissy and insulted RR on the whole, and proof you were back and posting the next day.
LEAVE ME ALONE OR I'LL GET MAD AND TELL EVERYONE JUST HOW MUCH I HATE... umm... I mean... oops.

 

by Tabaqui
11-26-05
Hi. I'm Mary-Kate Olsen and I'm here to talk to you about food.
Fuck you; my agent said that joke was hilarious.

 

by Tabaqui
1-04-06
Hello there! My name is Wisdom Is Power, and I'm sheer awesome. You may remember my username from such hits as Schoolhouse Rock and...
Oh, hello! What is it you have to tell me today, magical corrections fairy?
*whisper*
You mean it's... it's KNOWLEDGE is power?
*nod*
Oh god. My whole life is... is a lie! A sham! A falsehood! Jesus. I can't believe I... shit. I need a drink... where's the goddamn razor? Get that fucking camera out of my face! Oh god.

 

by Tabaqui
1-04-06
ACT ONE
Hm...
slutglobes gb2rr emo eden's dog tinfoil hooooooo!
ACT TWO
AWRIIIIIIGHT!
ACT THREE
NOOOOOOO!
NOOOOOOO!

 

by Tabaqui
1-04-06
YOUR MOM LOL
Oh, shit! Spam!
That's CLEARLY not spam you just saw.
Oh yeah? Well, what was it then?
NO, *YOUR* MOM LOLROFLMAO
It's... uh... bacon. Yes. It's totally obvious. Of course. Hey, did someone pick up 70,001 yet?

 

by Tabaqui
1-04-06
Iron Fisting
Oh my god! Giboc, I must have you! Let me start a thread to prove my love!
LAFFO.
On the Shortbus to Lustland
Veer never meant anything to me, baby, I swear.
GB2RRomance
Teehee, visual pun.

 

by Tabaqui
1-05-06
3rd Place: Psychopop and Fu Pie
I'd like to thank the guys at Nintendo, and, uh, Mario, and let's have it for that Luigi, too. DOWN WITH SONY! GOODNIGHT!
2nd Place: Uncle Scottmale24 and the Amazing Webcomic
Shockingly clever remark followed by further adoration from all of RR and most of the Lair.
1st Place: Chaly and Tabaqui Tells It Like It Is
Mmm, narcissism.

 

by Tabaqui
1-05-06
You successfully hop on the bandwagon. Gain +1 Meme. [50h/50s/4m]
LOL YIFF!
A moderator appears from the north. He is aggressive.
...Um.
Why, hello there.
You have been slaughtered! Respawn? Y/N
...help...
MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU'LL SPELL OUT THAT "LOL", EH, FUCKWIT?

 

by Tabaqui
1-06-06
Well, I was going to bring in some Familiars Of The Month for display, today. But we ran into some problems.
The MPAA said showing an uncensored Riftlet would get us an NC17 rating, for one thing.
The silk garter snake laughed and told us he was wrapped around a Knob Goblin Harem Girl's leg and that's where he planned to stay.
The Hand Turkey was doing something very naughty with the Ghost Pickle On A Stick.
So the Emo Squid asked if he could come in, but we don't feel like cleaning bloodspatters out of our carpets.
...I'm kidding. I just really hate your guts and would rather be here at home, fondling my Crazy Bastard Sword and entertaining ideas of making newbies pay 100 meat if they want to kmail me.

 

by Tabaqui
1-06-06
A problem? The regulars are under the impression the mods think we're all stupid trollish fuckwits who would spam up a place as soon as look at it and nothing else.
OMG YU TOTALY CUD NOT EVAN DO A BATAR JOB YU STOOPID TROLISH FACKWIT LOLOL
...And they don't understand that the place in question is GOING to be insular because we don't need anyone who's going to go crying to the mods over stupid shit. That's not our job to worry about.
ROFL LUK SHEZ ADMITING THEY R TEH TITE-NIT CAMUNITY AND DAT WUZ ALWAYS TEH PRABLEM B/C WHO NEEDS 2 SEE PPL BEENG PASHNATE ABOUT THIER SUBFRUM
None of this is getting through to you, is it?
OSNAP! FLAMED! BANPLZ

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