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by TattooedSteve
2-26-03
In front of the mall..
You don't know real Metal!
What are you talking about I was going to Motorhead concerts when you were learning how to walk by holding yourself up next to the coffe table!
Yeah but I watch MTV, listen to G.C. and shop at Hot Topic!
Oh forgive me I didn't realize that you do all that! So that would make you more Metal than me huh?
Well yeah!
Do you even know what sarcasm is?

 

by TattooedSteve
2-26-03
Why did I walk past it...
Dude Whasssssaaap?! You gonna post somethin' on Myspace? You going to make a new cartoon? I think you might have e-mail you didn't look at!
Well I do have stuff to do and I really have to get outside a little.
Oh come on! Two minutes you're on you're off. I promise!
Two Minutes, that's all?
Hey come on, this is me you're talkin' too.

 

by TattooedSteve
4-07-03
Tattooed Steve checks a message board.
and you suck! Flame, flame, flame, bladah, bladah, bladah.
I'm really tired of reading theses stupid comments. I wish I had the money to track them down one by one. And deliver some hurting.
The next day Tattooed Steve checks his lotto numbers on the computer, while reading "Clowning for Dummies."
I won the gagillion dollar lottery! Now I can put my plan into action!
The very next day in the middle of California...
Why do I hear chuckling behind me?
Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee...

 

by TattooedSteve
1-19-04
There you are!
Snow I'm going to take out all my hate out on your somewhat human form! *Stab* Stab*Stab* *Stab*
Is this how you shovel the walks?
But the snowman! He looked, and I said, and... I'm getting to it...

 

by TattooedSteve
1-23-04
Another day at Stripcreator.com
I just don't get the joke... Maybe if I read it again and think really hard about it.
Hulk squeeze sponge feet!
Hip around clickity clack!
Two hours later...
*Sigh* Maybe I'm just not cut out for highbrow art.

 

by TattooedSteve
1-23-04
One winter afternoon.
Oh man this was my favorite cartoon when I was little!
*NAH, NAH, BUDDA BUDDA BUDDA, NAH NAH*
I ate the corn Mr. Chicken... Can you forgive me?
Sure Mr. Goat, just because we are happy friends!
What the hell was in my cereal back then?
*Happy happy singing*

 

by TattooedSteve
5-21-06
One day...
Howya doin?
Umm okay... Hey are you that dude from that movie?
Yeah, did you see it? The critics loved it and it has a great story.
No... Well It wasn't my kind of flick. I don't hate gay people or anything but...
But...
You make out with Donnie Darko in it...

 

by TattooedSteve
5-21-06
One sunny day...
Man it's been forever since I've been on Stripcreator!
Let's see it has to be something witty, kick ass and appeals to the masses...
I got nothin'...

 

by TattooedSteve
5-22-06
Early one morning...
Wake up Tattooed Steve...
Huh, Wha?
Wow is this like Donnie Darko where I have to make a time machine and save the world, But then I die?
No you go to work... Remember you asked me to stop by and wake you up before my gig at the pet store?
I hate my life...

 

by TattooedSteve
5-22-06
It's about damn time!
Sorry, But I forgot to set my alarm and there was traffic and I couldn't find my shoes...
Leave it to me to be the first person to really be late for his own funeral?!

 

by TattooedSteve
5-23-06
One day while Tattooed Steve was working on stripcreator...
what the hells that sound?!
Damn zombies, Like I have nothing better to do then nail shut every frigging thing in sight and load my damn gun!
Two hours later.
There that should do it... Hey how the hell did you get in?!
You forgot to check the rooms first before nailing everything shut.

 

by TattooedSteve
5-23-06
The Purist.
Is this clean? Do you wash these after they're rented? Is this brand new? Is this really, really clean?
You make millions with this place so...
We're non profit/work for a school/doing a benifit so can we use this for free? Or can we just keep it and you buy another one?
Lets make a deal.
I know the owner so can I just pay for one day and keep it for a month. Or how about I just pay for everyother day? Or can I just keep it and you buy another one?

 

by TattooedSteve
5-23-06
One day in the mall.
Welcome to Hot Topic. Can I help you find something?
Yeah, I was hoping to find the Iron Maiden Killers T-shirt. My old one fell apart...
Oh we have that in the vintage section, I'll get it for you.
Vintage section?! How can that be? Hell the album only came out when I was in eighth grade and that was about...
Five minutes later.
Ummm, are you okay?
Holy crap!

 

by TattooedSteve
5-24-06
OH SHIT, AM I DEAD?!
Nah, just on my break and decided to take a walk in the park.
So whats it like being the Grim Reaper?
Some days it's cool. I get to meet allot of celebs.
But most of the time it's all old people and goldfish...
That sucks.

 

A person buying a $600.00 air compressor came up to me and asked before paying...
Does this have air in it already, or do I have to get it filled?
by TattooedSteve, 5-25-06

 

by TattooedSteve
5-25-06
Um, I'd like to start my act with an impression of President Bush...
Nookler...
Is this thing on? I know you're out there because I can hear you breathing.

 

I don't remember eating that!
by TattooedSteve, 5-29-06

 

by TattooedSteve
6-02-06
Really early in the morning...
This is frigging inhuman getting up at this hour...
I really hate being up this early, who the hell would be happy about it...
Oh good morning, what a great day! How happy are you that you're up early enough to enjoy it?
Come a little closer and let me show you!

 

by TattooedSteve
6-10-06
After six hours...
Ok, I did everything the book said. I installed the drivers and did the restart, now all I have to do is hit "Enter" and it will work great.
I really hate these fucking things...

 

by TattooedSteve
6-12-06
Wow it really happened, everything got blown to hell by that meteor.
After a long walk...
Wow so what am I going to do today. Man I have the better part of forever to do what I want. Maybe I'll...
Dude the store's still open and they want you in at two.
Are you kidding me...

 

by TattooedSteve
6-17-06
Why didn't I ever get any further along in life?
I can't remember if the fitting I needed was one inch or ten!
Twenty eight years in the past...
Oh man that new Hulk vs. The Abomination comic book comes out today!
Blah, blah, lesson. Yack, yack, test. Yadda, yadda, yadda, report.
Oh yeah that's why...
Or was it fifteen?

 

Dude thanks for letting me hang out down here for the day.
No prob, I hear it's pretty brutal up there.
by TattooedSteve, 7-30-06

 

by TattooedSteve
9-22-06
God damn I hate this TV show... It's so planned and the fake drama is so bullshit. I'd like to see some real sacks of shit come in for ink or the other gaggles of loosers in general.
Tonight on Florida Tattoos...
I want a tattoo of a lobster above my patch because I'm so hot and I want guys to know that I'm so hot. And not to get near me because I'm so hot. And that's why it's red because that's hot.
Cool! Let me throw a shit fit about nothing, throw some stuff, yell at somebody for a stupid reason and be a complete tool for the camera then I'll get right on it.
But yet I keep watching it when there's nothing on...

 

What I plan on doing in Arizona.
Dude they have new rocket skates in stock! And this time we're getting you a parachute.
Sweet! That bird is soooo done!
by TattooedSteve, 9-23-06

 

by TattooedSteve
9-24-06
I'd fight Ninjas daily.
You killed my teacher!
Ha, you're psycho ax style is no match for my jumping tiger style!
Be part of a heist.
Now you're sure Jimmy turned off the alarm?
Pretty sure. I think... Come to think of it he was giggling allot today.
And have a monkey for a best friend.
Dude, what's that smell?
Eeeek, Eeeek!

 

by TattooedSteve
9-27-06
What the hell was that sound?! Is that dripping?!
Dude in five minutes that fat guy in the mask with the tattoos is ours!
Sweet!

 

by TattooedSteve
9-28-06
Can I help you?
Hey I bought some cement from you, and it's not strong or water proof! And you're an idiot!
Um, yes it is. I know because I've used it before at home. And I'm not an idiot...
Yeah well prove it to me idiot!
Three hours later...
Wow, I guess he has used it before.
Idiot...

 

by TattooedSteve
9-28-06
Man I love setting up the yard for Halloween. I just hate when the asshole kids steal my stuff...
I wonder if this Book Of The Dead stuff really works? ABBA ZABBA, ZUG ZUG! ABBA ZABBA, ZUG ZUG! Well that should be it...
Later that night.
Oh man, I am so stealing that zombie!
Just come a little closer and it's crunch time!

 

by TattooedSteve
9-28-06
Beep! Bee...
What did I tell ya! A little Road Runner Birdseed and a 357 would do the trick.
Yup! So cut it em up and lets eat!
Hmmm, taste like chicken.
Really? You mean all this time I could have just went to the store and just bought one instead of chasing him for years?!

 

Hi my name's Joe and I'm the president of the Tattooed Steve Fan Club!
That is soooo cool...
by TattooedSteve, 10-03-06

 

by TattooedSteve
10-03-06
In today's news, people continue to make pointless comics with Stripcreator. We are live with the default Asian girls now.
Look if you went as far as picking out characters and backgrounds. At least make a joke or real statement...
Or at least make it one panel so people don't waste time reading three blocks of crap.
Thank you ladies. And in tonight's top story, Tattooed Steve is still trying to find a use for the robot characters.

 

by TattooedSteve
10-03-06
In the case of Tattooed Steve...
You are not the father!
Hells yeah! Can I get a Whut, Whut?!
Told You...
Damn! That means Jason is my father... But then who the hell is my mother?!

 

by TattooedSteve
10-13-06
Somewhere in New Jersey.
Dude what is it with the people living here nowadays?
I don't know. It's like there's some kind of requirement that you have to be an asshole to live in New Jersey now. And it's almost like they get training for it.
At a secret school in New Jersey.
Congradulations on completing this course. You are now a complete asshole and can drive like a retarded monkey.
Great! I can't wait to try out my new crappy attitude and be a completly rude scumbag to everyone!
Wow, you could be right...
Now do you see why I want to move away from here so bad?

 

by TattooedSteve
10-14-06
So why do you drive on the parkway, and park in the driveway?
Dude I heard that years ago too, and I still can't figure it out...
You come here often?
No, just at home...
So am I getting hotter the more you drink?
Nope...

 

by TattooedSteve
10-17-06
You as an American, have the right to free speech!
Unless you work behind a retail counter...
Man, I hate rain...
How dare you say that in front of me customer servant?! Flowers need rain!Now let me take the rest of crappy day out on you!

 

by TattooedSteve
10-17-06
What's this?
Today on Dr. Phil, he talks to the bald guy from the Florida Tatts TV show.
People don't undestand me!
Maybe it's because you act like an asshole all of the time!
This one's gonna be good!

 

by TattooedSteve
10-19-06
TOBOR CORNHOLE YOU NOW!
Your going down Red!
Two hours later...
TOBOR SPEAK TO ME! DON'T WORRY I'LL FIX YOU!
Three days later in a nearby park...
NOW TOBOR CORNHOLE YOU WITH VENGENCE!
Dude did you forget how bad I kicked your ass the last time?

 

by TattooedSteve
10-20-06
Some robots just don't learn... Oh shit someone's coming
Tobor I heard your voice and ... OH MY GOD TOBOR!
Two hours later...
I heard Tobor's voice and then I found him that way. Then I saw that fat guy with the tattoos and the mask running away!
Hmmm, sounds like Tattooed Steve...

 

by TattooedSteve
10-20-06
In todays news, Tobor the cornholing robot's killer Tattooed Steve is in custody. And the state is asking for the death penalty.
I'm sorry Steve, but the robot jury and judge are standing by their ruling.
Hey no hard feelings, you tried...
Later that night...
Now it's time to put my plan into action with my tattoos just like Prison Break. And then all robots will suffer!

 

by TattooedSteve
10-20-06
NOOO, NOOO, NOOO!
TOBOR WHAT'S WRONG?!
Huh, wha... Oh it was all just a dream...
Ha, ha yup just a dream.
When the lite goes off , it's dying time.

 

by TattooedSteve
10-22-06
Tonight on Florida Tatts...
Well I went and pissed everyone off so much that they all quit for good!
Now It's just you and me Yaso!
Yeah... We're gonna have some adventures.
I wonder if I can get a job at that Vegas shop?

 

by TattooedSteve
10-26-06
After some pumpkin carving...
I hope you Halloween Grinches are happy you're winning...
Between over hyped peanut scares, haunts closing by the dozens due to inflated fire insurance and labeling it as Satanic...
It's lost all of it's fun... And all you've done is rob kids of great holiday memories. Good job scumbags!
I hope you all come back as pumpkins in your next life.

 

by TattooedSteve
10-26-06
I just wanted to thank Brad for making this site.
And the countless others that are cool enough to submit backgrounds and characters.
But most of all I wanted to thank Lee Adam Herold from Chopping Block for the use of Butch to represent myself...

 

by TattooedSteve
10-26-06
I love the whole Duck Season, Rabbit Season routine!
Thanks!
I love the whole Rabbit Season, Duck Season Routine!
Thanks!

 

by TattooedSteve
11-01-06
I hate this fucking show!
Tonight on Florida Tatts...
Ummm, I need to take some extra days off for family time...
Okay, I'll pay you your base pay those days you not here.
Wow... He may act like an asshole, but he really does care about his friends.

 

by TattooedSteve
11-05-06
That's right asshole, I'm the customer and you are shit! And I am always right!
One of these days you're going to meet the wrong sales person...
Two days later...
Hey dickhead, drop whatever you're doing and serve me!
I hate this job!
Two seconds later...
*GURGLE*
You were saying?

 

by TattooedSteve
11-11-06
I am sorry to say that I will be retiring from The Price is Right this January.
Man, now I'll never get to play Plinko and spin The Big Wheel...

 

by TattooedSteve
11-19-06
Somewhere near the Notrh Pole
Okay I followed the Mapquest directions, Now what?
Huh, what the...
Hi Tattooed Steve, Santa told me to give this to you!
To be continued...
DUDE THIS IS SOOOO COOL, THANK YOU!
I thought you'd like it. Now you can truly strike fear into the haters of all holidays!

 

by TattooedSteve
11-20-06
Ten minutes later...
Ha Ha, I look just like you now!
They'll never know what hit them!
Back in Jersey two hours later...
I am so beyond offended by you and your corporate creation of a holiday. You really have no reason to be happy.
After using his new powers.
Hey here's my "I really don't give two shits about what you think" face.

 

by TattooedSteve
11-20-06
At a resturant somwehere in New Jersey.
Thanks for meeting me here.
No prob. So what's on your brain?
Um, are you attacking everyone that doesn't celebrate Christmas?
No not at all! I'm just after the assholes that have to crap on any holiday that people enjoy. Besides the outfit pisses them off.
So your fighting for Hanukkah too?!
You know it! "Any holiday where you can eat chocolate and food till your stuffed is a good one".

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