All comics by TheBrodieMan

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by TheBrodieMan
2-18-07
...Today they put an end to online gambling...
...Instead of ending a war...
What'd you expect? We couldn't control the profits!

 

by TheBrodieMan
2-18-07
Killing for dummies, huh? A good killer just has it in him...he doesn't have to read a book.
...Feeling like he has to prove himself.
Don't judge me...it's not that hard...I'll do it, man.
You couldn't kill me if you tried...
...Maybe dinner instead.
...
'Told you...whimp.

 

by TheBrodieMan
2-18-07
"Here we go...another dumb bastard..."
"Hey Mr, they have the new Ms. PAC MAN! Did you play it yet?
"Why, no little midget-girl, I haven't.
"Well golly gee Mr., why not?"
"Because the only chicks that put balls in their mouth and swallow are on Tonnelle Ave. or in your kitchen cooking right now."
"Is he talking about Mommy or Uncle Frank?"

 

by TheBrodieMan
2-20-07
Whoa, whoa...I don't have any money...this is a funeral home.
No, man. I'm not here for the money.
Then what are those tools for?
So I can crack open a cold one...you know, that chick on the table over there.
...Wait, don't you work here?

 

by TheBrodieMan
2-21-07
...Time for today's dosage of her crap.
Hey, Brodie!
...After the conversation goes on for a few minutes the subject gets heated...Brodie apparently made fun of one of her fat friends...
You really shouldn't be that judgemental...she can't help her weight problem.
...Yea, I guess you're right. I'll go get my CDL license tommorrow just in case we ever go on a date. Having sex with her must be very similar to operating heavy machinery.
::Gasp:: BRODIE!

 

by TheBrodieMan
2-28-07
...Dude, did you hear Bobby has a new girlfriend?
...Yea, but it doesn't matter. She looks like a foot.
...Haha, but yea man, Bob has a girlfriend now and you don't.
Steve-O, you're forgetting something...if Bobby's new girlfriend looks like a foot, then he's the friggin' shoe...he's the homliest dude I've ever looked at, even worse than you.
...I guess you're right...maybe I can upgrade to being the sock with my chick...

 

by TheBrodieMan
6-12-07
What did I tell you about partying the night before work Schneider?
I wasn't partying Mike.
Then why do you look like shit? Did you join a fight club or something?
Not exactly.
Then what happened?
If you must know, I've spent so much time at the KIP this morning already that my tie got stuck and I got pulled into it...That thing is like a flesh-eating robot..Do you think that's OSHA Recordable?

 

by TheBrodieMan
6-12-07
Bring me those prints ASAP!
Dude, what are you doing?
These are the new DOG Uniforms...Now we have cool uniforms to go with our second-floor command center.
...Well, I guess I'll get the prints for you...Innis "has a lot of sketches to do."
Cool, and make sure you hit the lights on the way out. It makes my Pokemon background look better.
You got it boss...I'll grab the pillow for you too.

 

by TheBrodieMan
6-12-07
How goes it, Ron?
'Sup Brodie?
No, no...of course not.
There better not be no "Maryjane" in that cigarette you smokin'
Actually, I have this whole Doc Ock sensation going on in my arms right now. It's so fucking distracting that I can't even distinguish if I'm telling you the truth or not.
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by TheBrodieMan
9-28-07
Hey...you look like an adventurous young fella'...what do you think of my store, here?
Well, what do you sell?
We sell all sorts of adult entertainment, toys, and accessories.
Really? Get the fuck out of here! Do you guys have the new Todd McFarlane action figure line?
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