All comics by TheDrunkenNinja

 

by TheDrunkenNinja
4-12-06
hey there nik what you playing
oh just playing oblivion
WHAT...you got that...but I...I hate you
Ok but hate me quietly trying to hear what there saying
I'll show him...this virus ought to do the trick hehe
Em Ross...Microphone

 

by TheDrunkenNinja
4-12-06
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING THAT
...
Well when I last checked it was Saturday
That was three days ago
hmmm should I get this sword or that bow

 

by TheDrunkenNinja
4-12-06
hey Ross what up
oh finally off it eh
What...oh yeah I completed it
You WHAT
Yeah but I installed it on your computer so yo can play it now
There is a god

 

by TheDrunkenNinja
4-13-06
Oh yeah owned you ha.
Hey Ross what you doing?
Oh just put in my new GeForce 6800GS so seeing how oblivion looks with it on.
cool
Yeah I know I mean look at the bloodspatter there I mean wow realistic.
Ok you upgraded your graphics for the blood spatter...weird man.

 

by TheDrunkenNinja
4-13-06
yup
Going out I see
Need to go buy a new processor
Why?
No reason just felt like it
So your wasting money on a processor which you could use to pay the rent hint hint

 

by TheDrunkenNinja
4-13-06
hmmm where are those games they should be here
hello there brother I dig those groovy threads
what..what you call me
How can I help you on this out ragious day
HAHAHA I love your headband..not
Ok dude what you want I've gotta lot of people to see to.

 

by TheDrunkenNinja
4-13-06
Haha ok ha well I was looking for a new processor this should be the computer store
Oh brother sorry but that place closed down
...
hey dude you all right?
so did you get the processor?
Apart of me has just died I have nothing to live for I think I'll just get ice cream and sit and play oblivion whilst the world flies by me.

 

by TheDrunkenNinja
4-14-06
Well this sucks I ran out of ice cream.
Hmmm well at least I still have you oblivion you won't hurt me
OMG IT CRASHED IT CRASHED AAAAAAAAAAAAGH

 

by TheDrunkenNinja
4-15-06
NIK NIK NIIIIIIK
?
Nik ...need...help...oblivion crashed...don't know what to do
Did you kick the power switch again
Oh god I'm stupid
Yes you are now GET OUT

 

by TheDrunkenNinja
4-15-06
Ross why are the lights flickering in my room
Ok sure just blame the guy who kicked his power switch
Well yes your the only retarded one in this house
Ok fine I diverted some of the power to my graphics card to get better quality
Wow I was wrong about you...your an ass

 

by TheDrunkenNinja
4-16-06
I am glug from the planet Zog take me to your leader
baaa
Your language is differnet from the others...are you an alien
baaa
Well tough I was here first, find your own planet to take over
ba?

 

by TheDrunkenNinja
4-16-06
hey what the hell was up with the last comic
beats me random huh
Yes it was, well I'm off to play some Battlegrounds 2
Ok enjoy
Greeting earthling I am Glug from the Planet Zog take me to your leader
Ah crap I've lost it

 

by TheDrunkenNinja
4-16-06
NIK NIK NIIIIIK
Oh god what does he want now
Nik...I was...alien...heading...green...back to ...round...my room...speaks english
Woah slow down there, now what is going on
I was heading to my room then this alien appeared out of no where
Ok...sure you have to lay off snifing the new game cases

 

by TheDrunkenNinja
5-09-06
Ok so where is this so called alien Ross
But but it was right here
Sure it was now please leave me alone from now on.
It was right here I swear
Oooh big words there I'll just put a couple of hundred viruses on your PC
SCREW YOU ASS

 

by TheDrunkenNinja
5-11-06
I would have sworn I saw an alien here
greetings again h..u..m..a..n
Ah Ha I got you this time...Nik quickly it's here the aliens here
Nik who is this Nik, is he your leader, and who you calling alien, alien
AGH...Ah crap
Take me to this Nik or I'll blow a hole in your reproductive organ.

 

by TheDrunkenNinja
5-29-06
Ok listen here little man we can settle this without vilolence
Very well I will listen
ok look like a very smart...em...thing
I am a Zogian
Ok whatever now let's discuss this like sensible species
Very well come to my ship

 

by TheDrunkenNinja
5-30-06
What the crap
welcome to my ship
But it is a big bright room
Ah yes sorry, computer turn abduction scene off
Em you should think of redecorating and...get a god damn T.V in here
T.V, what is this T.V

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