All comics by TheUnderpantGnome

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Just another day at AA
Jane, if you'd like to start.....
Hi. My name's Jane, and I'm an alcholic
And you are......?
Well...?
Geez......

 

Down at the old cracker factory.......
Wow......a grunger!!
I'm not alone!!
d'oh.....
Pfft....loser

 

Has he finally succeeded?
Well look readers, I've finally got a girl in my room.....
Could our fine young hero get his wish?
There are laws against incest, you know....
d'oh
Don't let your father see you dressed like that.....

 

Tim's fancy dress party was swinging......
And you are?
????

 

You see Life of Jesus II?
Yup.
What you think?
I dunno....the ending kinda sucked....

 

Yes?
I'm here for the Wes Borland replacement auditions.
Aha....where is your guitar?
Wes Borland plays guitar?

 

On a stealth mission......
Aha.....quietly does it
When suddenly.........
Oh shit......
And the result?
Mwuhahahahaha!!! I know I don't make sense.....but play along.....

 

I thought we were going to Vegas!

 

Well this doesn't look like Disney World!!

 

So......do you like stuff?

 

Hi....erm....whats your name little boy....wanna sit on Santa's lap.....no, no thats not it....geez...
Erm.....my son, confess your sins.....no that's not right......damn what was it......
Something about death....bla bla bla
Er, dude....when do I get paid again?

 

So....you like Pokemon right?
I've got all the trading cards.....even know the words to the theme tune......
Loser.

 

How you been?
Whoa........
When will you stop drinking petrol Jim?

 

Just another day, being Jesus Christ......
Geez, I'm really sorry...I just get really frustrated when people don't know who I am.....
Your name is?
Fuc......it's Jesus, okay, Jesus Christ...
Okay...and how do you spell your first name Mr Christ...?
*!?*#!!!

 

Musing.......
......still pondering......
5 hours later
Why oh why did I start Limp Bizkit?

 

Back at home.....
Ah the fan club letters......
See, I have fans.....
Let me see.....
Damn.....

 

......so if this happens again......
....then I'm fired?
You've hit the nail on the head.
Like this!!!
Well someone had to save this strip......

 

So......you heard Limp Bizkits new single?
I think it totally rocks!
Get the fuck away from me.

 

So.....do you like Limp Bizkit?
Ouch
So.....do you like Limp Bizkit?

 

Well that didn't make any sense....
Ah, the mistakes that can happen while making a comic strip.....
Like you for example....

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