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by TheWorldofDan
3-27-04
In Xepheus' Room...
Over four hours today he's been with that floozy whore of a GameCube. When was the last time he played with me?
Just because it's got a new Final Fantasy game, it's the best thing in the world. I've got Final Fantasy... I've got both 7 AND 8. 'CC' is not even a real Final Fantasy!
I'll sort him. Come the 'World of WarCraft' release day, I'll CORRUPT his harddrive! That'll teach him not to play away!
Oi! Stop complaining... at least he doesn't sit on YOU!

 

by TheWorldofDan
3-27-04
Xepheus is still playing the GameCube...
I've collected enough of Xepheus' DNA from the dust & dirt on my keyboard to make a voodoo doll of him...
...now all I need are some hands to poke it with!

 

by TheWorldofDan
3-27-04
Xepheus is drawn back to his computer looking for hints on Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles...
???
Now I've got you...
WOAH!!! What happened then? Have I been abducted?
Worse... You've been transported to the set for Star Wars Episode 3!

 

by TheWorldofDan
3-27-04
Xepheus has been sent to the set of the 3rd Star Wars film...
HELP!!! Get me out of here!
...enter Nelfaciel!
Hey you, get off the set...
...we don't need the Jabba body double till Thursday.

 

by TheWorldofDan
3-27-04
Wake up Xepheus...
... and I thought I told you before about leaving your dirty washing all around the flat ...
...WAKE UP XEPHEUS...
... if I find your socks on the floor in the hall way one more time I'll burn your nuts ...
...it was all a dream!
... listen to me when I'm talking to you, stop dozing off.

 

by TheWorldofDan
3-28-04
In the park...
Do you have any nuts?
hahaha, very funny.

 

by TheWorldofDan
3-28-04
It's the end of the world.
Well I hope you're happy!
It's not my fault I accidentally launched our nuclear bombs at France, causing them to retaliate...
...with one of the bombs accidentally hitting Brittan, with them thinking it was Russia attacking...
...causing them to launch an attack, starting a chain reaction that ended the world.
They shouldn't have put the 'Launch' button so close to the donuts!

 

by TheWorldofDan
3-29-04
I need to find an avatar for this new game... How about an Elf?
Wrong type of elf..
This is better, but something does not feel right... Maybe something historic?
Na, this is TOO historic. How about something surreal?
Too 'I'm going to rip your face off and use it to whipe my arse'.
Will I ever find anything?

 

by TheWorldofDan
3-29-04
For any good comic strip, you need good characters...
Hi I'm Daniel.
I'm his 'cool & collected' alter ego, Xepheus.
Hello. I'm Natalie.
I'm her 'super cute' alter ego Nelfaciel... Boo (My ghost) is around here somewhere.
Hey. I'm Rob.
I'm his 'full of power' alter ego, SinRex.

 

by TheWorldofDan
3-29-04
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
heh heh heh heh heh heh heh!!!
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!!!
he he he!! TOO funny, far too funny!!!
What was we laughing about again?
I can't remember.

 

by TheWorldofDan
3-29-04
Xepheus saves the day...
Hey, you've got to help get me out of here!
Don't worry... I'm right on it...
...I'll just give this guard a vulcan neck pinch!
...or does he?
You idiot!
Well it always worked in the films.

 

by TheWorldofDan
3-29-04
It's World of WarCraft release day...
FANTASTIC!!! It's finally here... World of WarCraft!
Just need to install it... Wait, what's going on here? The hard drive is corrupt.
HAHAHA! That'll tech him not to go off and play his GameCube for days on end. I've finally shown him who's boss.
I'll fix you... Dumb computer...
That'll teach you not to corrupt on me. I've finally shown it who's boss.

 

by TheWorldofDan
3-29-04
...and even more characters...
Lo. I'm Starr.
I'm her 'warrior princess' alter ego Shiasa.
Evening. I'm Dave.
I'm his 'super stealthy' alter ego Rogue.
'Sup. I'm Mike.
I'm his 'slightly mad' alter ego Decepticon.

 

by TheWorldofDan
3-29-04
One evening...
Hey rob, visit this site...
OK...
*click click click*
*click click click*
*click click click*
*click click click*

 

by TheWorldofDan
3-29-04
Daniel at work...
Hello sir, how can I help you today?
Yes... I'd like a copy of the Star Wars trillogy please.
Oh, I'm sorry sir *cough* but we're all out.
No you're not, I can see a copy behind you!
No sir, you are mistaken.. that's uumm, that's My Little Pony.
Freak!

 

by TheWorldofDan
3-29-04
Meeting online for a gaming session...
Hey Xepheus...
Hiya Nelfaciel... How are you doing?
Yeah, I'm good, just waiting for SinRex.
uumm, I think he's going to be a while...
...poor Rob!
*click click click*
*click click click*

 

by TheWorldofDan
3-29-04
Singing...
Space Man, I always wanted to go into space land... interglactic crime!!
What are you doing... come on, we're going to be late.
You always spoil my fun!

 

by TheWorldofDan
3-29-04
McGinsters...
Do you want fries with that?
No
Do you want fries with that?
NO!

 

by TheWorldofDan
3-29-04
The World Wide Web...
MS Office assistant will try to assist you...
...you typed "free porn", would you like me to find you some free porn?
!!!SEARCHING!!!
Wow, Microsoft have really upgraded this little guy!

 

by TheWorldofDan
3-29-04
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

by TheWorldofDan
3-29-04
Burger King...
I work at burger king making flame broiled whoppers, I wear paper hats.
Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that?
Ding fries are done! Ding fries are done! Ding fries are done! Ding fries are done!
I gotta run! I gotta run! I gotta run! I gotta run! Don't bob for fries in hot vat it really hurts bad and so do skin grafts
Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that?
Ding fries are done! Ding fries are done! Ding fries are done! Ding fries are done!

 

by TheWorldofDan
3-29-04
McGinsters...
Do you want fries with that?
NO!

 

by TheWorldofDan
3-29-04
McGinsters...
Do you want fries with that?
Yes.
*faint*

 

by TheWorldofDan
3-30-04
One day...
...and that's why Microsoft is great! Oh, and did I tell you how much I like Star Wars?
Yeah, Microsoft are cool, and you gotta love that Star Wars!

 

by TheWorldofDan
3-30-04
Good afternoon, I'm professor WordsWorth. I'm here today to explain the correct usage for the word "Gay".
For a number of years now the word "Gay" has been used on the internet in the wrong context... allow me to explain.
"Gay is a word used to describe homosexual people..."
Steve, that was the best sex I've ever had. I love you.
I love you too adam, I hope that you'll never leave my side.
"Gay is NOT a word to be used when describing something that you don't like..."
WHAT THE FUCK, THAT'S THE WORST COMIC I'VE EVER SEEN... IT'S SO GAY!!
I hope that our little adventure today has helped teach you the correct words to use when using the internet.

 

by TheWorldofDan
3-31-04
Hey Dan, check out the comics I made..
Dan? Dan? Are you even awake?
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

by TheWorldofDan
3-31-04
Watching TV one day...
Mr Muscle. Loves the jobs you hate.
That is such a lie.
I asked him to do my Tax Return last week... he just stared at me.

 

by TheWorldofDan
4-01-04
Bad dog!

 

by TheWorldofDan
4-02-04
I've got a problem Rob...
Oh yeah? what's that man? You can tell me anything.
It's my girlfriend, her tits are too big, and she wants sex all the time.
!

 

by TheWorldofDan
4-02-04
Don't you hate it when you've got too many MP3s to fit on one CD, but not enough to make it worth using two?
*knock knock*
A knock on the door...
Open up, this is the RIAA!
Ah... shit!

 

by TheWorldofDan
4-20-04
Playing World of WarCraft...
WoW's new 'You'll burn if you play for more than 8 hours' feature?
Yeah, but I'm starting to get used to the pain.

 

by TheWorldofDan
4-21-04
DAMN IT!!
So your computer blew up today then did it?
Yeah, but don't worry, I've got a fail proof, 100% guaranteed to work, back-up system in place.
Hello? Who are you?
Hi, you don't know me, but can I use your computer please?

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