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by The_Dave
10-11-05
Go to Chadwick's account
Hey, asshole!
read "I'm So Awesome"
What the hell was up with you messing with my stripcreator account?
That was me.
Your account had been dead for like, 6 months!
I had to go to the bathroom, I was going to start again.

 

by The_Dave
10-11-05
So long as I can conquer a new comic medium, more power to me.
Yeah, but you've already got your own damn comic
So? I weild limitless power over the characters I'd use here.
Provided they're made from a template, it's essentially cut-and-paste
You say that like I'm not some cut-and-paste hack already.
Bitch.

 

by The_Dave
10-11-05
You've ran out of ideas already, haven't you?

 

by The_Dave
10-11-05
Watch as I give you an enema of comedy!
Will it hurt?
You might feel a slight pinch.
I. HOPE. YOU. DIE.

 

by The_Dave
10-12-05
Enema Alert!
Wait, what?
Enema Alert!
I'm leaving
Enema Alert!
God Why?!

 

by The_Dave
10-12-05
Enema Alert!
No.
Enema Alert!
Squee!
Enema Alert!
VIOLATE ME, Big Boy!

 

by The_Dave
10-13-05
Dr. Zombie, I need you to give Chadwick a Larp Enema.
He is overdue for one.
Time for your Larp Enema, Mr. Chadwick
w00t!
Enema is t3h win!

 

by The_Dave
10-24-05
I think you should make a comic about goatse
...
Why haven't you made it yet? I are sad : (

 

by The_Dave
10-25-05
You saw screendummie yelling at chicken over canadian government?
No...
Prime Ministers need to be voted in. And remember what Arnold did in California, forbidding gay marriage and all.
What kind of a nut job are you? Prime Ministers aren't voted in, their party is. And that proposition was voted on back when Pete Wilson was governor.
I've lived in California my whole life and never knew we had a governor, until I heard that Gray Davis was kicked out for sodomizing a sewer rat.
...WHAT?!

 

by The_Dave
11-02-05
I just got finished watching that new Final Fantase movie.
You mean Final Fantasy, you spelled it wrong.
No I didn't.
...
Wait... UGH! YOU SICK FUCK!

 

by The_Dave
12-09-05
Where did you go? Class started 25 minutes ago.
I had to go see the Counselor for my daily counseling.
Were you sucking his cock?
...no, I had to talk to him about my report cards.
You were sucking his cock, weren't you?
...Sure buddy, whatever.

 

by The_Dave
12-09-05
Weren't report cards sent out like 4 weeks ago?
Sounds about right.
So wouldn't sucking his cock change nothing?
Well then I guess I sucked his cock for nothing, then.

 

by The_Dave
1-08-06
She actually called it that.
So we've got a 51 inch HDTV, what do you wanna watch?
Ooh! We could watch Inywasha!
True story.
. . .
Except the nails thing.
I like Inywasha.

 

by The_Dave
1-10-06
What's the opposite of a somersault?
I don't know, what IS the opposite of a somersault?
A winter pepper.
Jesus Christ, Butch. That's the fifth one this week.
Totally worth it.

 

by The_Dave
1-11-06
What you gon’ do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon’ do with all that ass? All that ass inside them jeans?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream... Make you scream, make you scream!
Aren't you Catholic?

 

by The_Dave
1-11-06
Whats a gorge? It's a canyon, right?
Ravine, actually.
Well, I guess they're all the same.
Are they generally attractive and pretty or are they dead and barren?
I dunno

 

by The_Dave
1-11-06
Depends on how you view them, I guess, why?
Think "Grand Canyon" here.
Well, I for one find the Grand Canyon to be nothing more then a hole in the ground. Others however say "It's the perttiest thing evar!"
Again I ask, why?

 

by The_Dave
1-11-06
Because of the word "Gorgeous"
. . .
Word jokes aren't funny, you know.

 

by The_Dave
1-11-06
They're not? Well shit.
I got an idea.
RAAAR!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!
This isn't funny either.

 

by The_Dave
1-15-06
I'm going to Cocoa Beach and Key West!
. . .why?
For fun.
Ya know, when you have friends you'll tend to go places and have fun

 

by The_Dave
1-15-06
If you're just going to have fun, why don't you just go to the beach or something?
What the hell do you think is in Cocoa Beach and Key West?
stripcreator.com/comics/mandingo/316039
...strip malls?

 

by The_Dave
1-16-06
[Insert horribly offensive one-liner here]
[Insert agreement to horrible one-liner here]
OMG HOW DARE YOU
You gone done it now.
. . . DAMMIT.

 

ROFL
by The_Dave, 1-16-06

 

by The_Dave
1-16-06
MOOOooo... moo...
Is my burger ready yet? I've been waiting for like, three minutes now.

 

by The_Dave
1-18-06
. . .He only wishes
But you're not denying what you did to Dave!
I didn't do anything, except hit, bite, beat, scratch and claw Dave.
That's sexual assault.
If it's in the right spot.

 

by The_Dave
1-18-06
No it isn't.
I didn't do anything to him except scratch and claw him on the arm, and . . .
Well, the arm is a very sexual limb. As is the face.
. . .
Sex would be weird without arms and a face, after all.

 

by The_Dave
1-18-06
But I didn't do anything except beat him up.
Beating up can be sexual assult too, since Dave's a masochist.
No he isn't. Is he?

 

by The_Dave
1-18-06
Jon tells me you're a masochist.
Hold on a second.
I think we won't have to listen to his lies anymore.
Hello and welcome to Hell. Follow me this way and let me introduce you to your eternal cornholer, Tobor.

 

Texas Law
No you're not.
by The_Dave, 1-27-06

 

by The_Dave
3-18-06
Hey Dave!
Dammit Jon, I'm a bit busy!
Check out my new comic. *plugs*
...you stole my avatar.
BS. You always used Geek.
As soon as this guy stops bleeding, you're next.

 

by The_Dave
3-18-06
No, none of this. I'm switching you back to red-l.
Says who?
You don't even have red hair!
Looks dark brown to me.
Well then you're retarded.

 

by The_Dave
3-18-06
Dave's
Comic
Attacks
For
534
Damage

 

by The_Dave
3-18-06
Where, in God's red hell, did it say that the battle was restricted to "Final Fantasy Tactics: Advance" rules?
You're just mad because you got royally pwned.
And then you don't even give ME a chance to evade the attack like you did!
It wouldn't matter because I killed you.
You can't declare me dead without obtaining my prior consent!
That'd be kind of difficult to obtain considering that you're dead already!

 

YOU SAID YOU WERE CLEAN!!!
by The_Dave, 4-04-06

 

by The_Dave
4-04-06
I'm worried about the Avian Bird Flu
Why? It's not like you go around having sex with random pigeons, now do you?
That's not how you get it!
...That doesn't answer my question.
You get it from pores!
You're doing an awfully poor job at evading the question here.

 

by The_Dave
4-04-06
Christ, I swear if I hear one more thing about us being the death of humanity...
Well it's true, the bird flu poses a great threat if it were to ever become a widespread pandemic among people.
Christ, I swear if I hear one more thing about us being the death of humanity...
Well it's true, the bird flu poses a great threat if it were to ever become a widespread pandemic among people.
Christ, I swear if I hear one more thing about us being the death of humanity...
Well it's true, the bird flu poses a great threat if it were to ever become a widespread pandemic among people.

 

by The_Dave
4-04-06
Ignore that last comic
Christ, I swear if I hear one more thing about us being the death of humanity...
Well it's true, the bird flu poses a great threat if it were to ever become a widespread pandemic among people.
True. And aside from the damn pigeons and crows giving us a bad name, us canaries used to be on great terms with people.
Agreed. I miss the old days, remember? When we'd go to their parks and they'd feed us bread crumbs? Or when doves were used at weddings? Or when we were signs of good omens to sailors?
...or when I'd go down to the south side and pick up a human whore and spend the night fucking her in the ass?
AAAAAHHHHH LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! LALALALA

 

by The_Dave
4-06-06
Man, I've been so damn wiped out lately. Haven't read any webcomics in like, two months.
Really? Good news for you, I'm finally using the Dr. Seuss thing in Digital Age.
No way! Really?!
Yeah, but since I never finished your new character model, I'm just replacing your part with an iPod.
. . . You are such a goddamn asshole, getting my hopes up for that.
Boo hoo, can't even catch up on webcomics, your life must be SOOO stressful and hard.

 

by The_Dave
7-27-06
Dave! We're in trouble! A giant bacon monster is terrorizing the town!
O RLY?
THIS is a job for...!
The Barbecue King!

 

by The_Dave
7-27-06
Shock!
Shit.

 

by The_Dave
7-27-06
I'm the Grilling King! Nobody can make a better steak, none whose roast receives such a toast.
So have no fear, the Grill King is here! The cries for distress will all be adres...
There goes the orphanage...
Fuck the orphans! I'm trying to talk!

 

by The_Dave
7-27-06
I tell you, I can grill the juciest Carne Asada this side of Guadalajara
Ew.
Everyone gets such joy from sucking the juice out of my meat, and that's no lie.
ARE YOU GONNA HELP US OR NOT?!

 

by The_Dave
7-27-06
That's a "No."
Hark! Do you hear what I hear?
uh...
Shit.
What?

 

by The_Dave
7-27-06
Goodbye!
You needn't worry, lad! I shall protect thee! For I am the Grill King, and "If it's Made of Meat, I Can Grill It!â„¢"
Well, shit.

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