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by The_Office
6-24-12
Herro. Today is my first day on the job.
Really?
.......Look, buddy, I'm going to level with you. This is the first comic, and I have this hammer, and We both know how this is going to end..
Yeah..
The first comic never matters anyways..
Nail'd it.

 

by The_Office
6-24-12
Hey, Chen. The new copier we ordered came in.
Cool beans. I'm gonna check that puppy out.
RAAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!
.......Shit.
.............
Well, That explains why the letter was in All caps.

 

by The_Office
6-24-12
......I don't trust that toilet.

 

by The_Office
6-24-12
JESUS CHRIST, man. This place just keeps hiring more and more people.
Yea', Rex, I know. That stickfigure creeps me out.
Then that Robot, That guy who always tries to stick his dick in your ass, Kaufman, and so on..
I know a certain finger they can hire.. Haha!
You're hired.

 

by The_Office
6-24-12
Thank you. So what should I get started on?
Well... We recently had someone get brutually raped in the office and I was hoping you could see if he needs any medical attention.
........
Yeah. We have a robot that rapes people locked in the copyroom.
Classy.

 

by The_Office
6-24-12
Get Your Coat, buddy, We're going to the Hospital.
HOLYSHIT-You're-Freaky-Lookin'!! Okay.. Let's go, but YOU better be real and not a hallucination due to my concussion..
AW , MAN!! I wanna get outta of work Today, too...
It's Hammertime.

 

by The_Office
6-24-12
OW!! OH NO, BRAD!! I'M HURT!!
Guess-I-Gotta-Leave-Work-Too-And-Go-To-The-Hospital..
Oooo! I think there's cheesecake in the breakroom.
......

 

by The_Office
6-24-12
RAAAR! HOW DARE THEY LOCK TOBOR IN THE COPYROOM!!
ITS NOT TOBOR FAULT HE LIKES TO CORNHOLE!!
RAAAR!!
........I'm setting you free. I need you to do something.

 

by The_Office
6-24-12
Awww...
That was some mighty fine cheesecake..
.......Shit.
PREPARE YOUR ANUS FOR THIS IS NOT A TEST!!!

 

by The_Office
6-24-12
.....Hm. I just got my own boss raped so I could leave work early. Was this a good idea?
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!
.....Would be easier to think if Brad would stop screaming like a little girl.

 

by The_Office
6-24-12
At Home:
The Guilt...
Consumes me.

 

by The_Office
6-24-12
[Radio] "Love shack, baby, Love shack"
I must hurry back.. Gotta save Brad from Sodomy..
"Love baby, that's where it's at"
HOLY SHITBALLS
Tally-Ho!!
BANG BANG BANG ON THE DOOR BABY! TOBOR KNOCK A LITTLE LOUDER BABY!!
Ha. He's listening to Love shack, too. Gotta-Appreciate-The-Little-Things.

 

by The_Office
6-24-12
BRAD!! I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU!!
whoa
Yea', You're a little late there, buddy....
Right.. There was heavy traffic afterall... So is thaaat...?
Antifreeze.

 

by The_Office
6-24-12
Herro. I'm Dr.Bill, How can I help you today?
....I was savagely raped by A giant, mechanized cyborg.
....Is Anal Rape covered by your insurance?

 

by The_Office
6-24-12
So How the procedure go, Doctor?
Pretty, Darn Bad.
....What-do-you-mean?
Dead as Christ himself.
YOU FUCKING KILLED HIM!?
I Didn't really try that hard..

 

by The_Office
6-24-12
Wow.. Am I in Heaven?
Nope.
...Goddamnit..
He's in a Better Place Now.

 

by The_Office
6-24-12
Herro. Where's my Buddy at?
........He's sorta dead.
WHAT!?
I'm sorry.. But he's in the hands of the Lord now.
This demon is fondling my nuts...

 

by The_Office
6-24-12
........I'm watching you, Toilet.

 

by The_Office
6-25-12
It's Hard out here for a Pimp.

 

by The_Office
6-25-12
...Where Am I now?
Hello? Is anybody here?
OH MY GOD!!

 

by The_Office
6-25-12
I'm sorry for screaming but I've never seen anything like you before..
But I was wondering if you knew a way out of--
wehn a man loves a women
AHHHHH!!!
HE NALE'S THE FUCKIN BITCH

 

by The_Office
6-25-12
I can't believe my buddy is Dead, There must be a way to bring him back..
I KNOW!! I'LL JUST KILL MYSELF AND GO FIND HIM!!
Yeah, Do It!!
OW! This Shit hurts.
Pussy.

 

by The_Office
6-26-12
Yep
Stil Not Dead Yet.

 

by The_Office
6-28-12
HOLY SHIT!? Am I in the Matrix?
The fuck?
Hm. I think Heaven was loading up.

 

by The_Office
6-28-12
Welcome to Heaven, my child.
Jesus-Tittay-Fuckin'-Christ!! You're JESUS CHRIST!
.....Why are you in a spacesuit?

 

by The_Office
6-28-12
...This place can't get any worse.
HEY! YOU! The Devil wants to see you, Mortal.

 

by The_Office
6-28-12
Wait... If You're The Devil..
Then Who the hell is THIS Guy!?
...Uh.. Abe Vigoda?
The fuck he is.

 

by The_Office
6-30-12
Wilson, You should have seen it.
Hideey-Ho, Neighbor..
Then A BUTTERFLY flew by..
n-n-evermind, Wilson.
Haven't seen your mother since the 13Th.

 

by The_Office
7-01-12
...The Final Frontier
I-Seeeee---Very-interesting. But how can you Justify being Nonsacrilegious when God himself CREATED Evil itself, How can you justify the Devil?
There is no Devil, or no torment in hell. We just send the Assholes to live in an infinite place with people like Themselves.
...No Devil?
......
NO. I AM THE DEVIL!!

 

by The_Office
7-01-12
JeeeeezitsChrist,,
C'mon on, Do me a solid. Let my Buddy come back to Urth with Me.
.....Gotta-swing-that-by-my-roomie'-
You Mean Your Dad.

 

by The_Office
7-01-12
"........"
.....So I'm off to meet The Creator, The one that formed the complete Consciousness of He who is called I Am.
Well, Here we are.
ALAS'DEARCHILD'BE-NOT--AFRAID--AND---GAZE--WITHIN--MY--EYES...
Would Be Alot Easier if You Were Wearing Pants.

 

by The_Office
7-01-12
BEHOLD-AS-I-COME-AS-A-VISAGE-OF--WHAT--HUMANITY------ HATH-----DONE---TO-- THEMSELVES//
ALL OF YOU PUPPETS TO OTHER PUPPETS UPON MORE PUPPETS
...I see the metaphor in that and all
Buuuut, It's not really a Visage since I Can Clearly see you holding the Marionette, Right in front of me.

 

by The_Office
7-01-12
ONE MOMENT, SENTIENT
DOES THIS VISAGE CATER TO THINE EYES BETTER?
...At least you're A Little, More Dressed, but I think I'm starting to prefer the nudity over this Twisted sight..

 

by The_Office
7-01-12
FINE.TELL ME. DEAR CHILD. WHAT IS IT THAT YOU DO WANT?
I wanna leave Heaven.
AreYou'Fuckin'Nuts?

 

by The_Office
7-01-12
FINE.TELL ME. DEAR CHILD. WHAT IS IT THAT YOU DO WANT?
I wanna leave Heaven.
AreYou'Fuckin'Nuts?

 

by The_Office
7-01-12
I AM THE GODDAMN DEVIL
I AM THE TRUE DEVIL
NEIN. You Can't Spell Satan without Santa
I'm Not _ Scyess

 

by The_Office
7-01-12
I WILL GRANT YOU AND YOUR FRIEND'S WISH TO RETURN TO EARTH, HOWEVER, I WANT SOMETHING IN RETURN..

 

by The_Office
7-01-12
GO FORTH AND BRING YOUR FRIEND HOME
Before I go.. Can you tell me some secrets about my co-workers?
YES.
KICK-ASS!!

 

by The_Office
7-01-12
......Cocaine.

 

by The_Office
7-01-12
The Things I Do, Wilson..
HIDEE-HO-THERE, Jason.
....I sliced a Man's Throat for this Mask.
I Believe it. Hockey is a contact-sport.

 

by The_Office
7-06-12
Feels good to be alive again.
And not being raped by a feets for ear guy.
the fuck?

 

by The_Office
7-06-12
I can't Belive for a few seconds I turned into a little oriental girl..
YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT!!
NOT NOW, STANLEY. This is serious.

 

by The_Office
7-06-12
Herro, stickman--Errr-Little girl? You shouldn't be wandering the offices
...When the basement is cozier.

 

by The_Office
7-06-12
That nigga gonna get raaaaaped

 

by The_Office
7-06-12
Now Wait here one second while I get something to keep you entertained.
Ohhh Hell No.

 

by The_Office
8-24-12
The Copier Technician almost raep'ed me, Bruh.
I never saw him as a pedophile.
You kiddin' me? Who else here looks more like a predator than him, ballsack breath?

 

by The_Office
8-24-12
So she was all Like "No, no!" ,but with that gag on-- It TOTALLY sounded like she was saying Go!!
You're-The-Man, Peterson.
Hello, Have either of you seen Stickman around-- or perhaps a little asian girl around here?
Yes. I saw the small oriental being traversed to a different location by a clownish jester.
...Anyways, So then the hospital attendance came in freeeaking out. She must have never seen such a show.
Well, I'm glad you had time to stop by and see my neice after having her tonsils taken out. You're a good uncle.

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