All comics by Tizer

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by Tizer
5-15-04
Hello Tizer, what's new?
Go fuck a stump, Martin.
Now if you'll excuse me, I got some stumps to fuck.

 

by Tizer
5-15-04
That Tizer is SUCH an ARSEHOLE! It's like he goes out of his way to insult me!
Tch! Who's this?
KNOCK KNOCK
Hello?
FUCK A STUMP!

 

by Tizer
5-20-04
Jimmy I need you to help me with the groceries this week. Run down to the store and get me a 10lb bag of Oreos. Quick!
Okay.
Yo, Tizer! Why are you such a fat bastard?
Coz every time I fuck your mum, she gives me a biscuit
NOOOO!

 

by Tizer
5-23-04
A pox on thy father's balls!
Elton John felches Michael Barrymore live on Big Brother!
George Bush's foreign policy!
the quality of mercy is not strained. It falleth as the gentle rain from heaven...
It looks like you're writing a letter!
You all suck!

 

by Tizer
5-24-04
Hey, look at me! I'm Jewish already!
Ha ha ha!
Hey! Now I'm Canadian, eh?
Hoi! Lay off the Canucks, alright? No need.

 

by Tizer
6-07-04
Man, y'know what I hate?
Waking up on the sofa next to your mum and finding a piece of sweetcorn on your knob?
Tizer, you cunt! You...you made me forget what i was gonna say...
The word you want is "Yes". Stop leaving the curtains open, big guy.

 

by Tizer
9-11-04
Thank God you're here, Tizer! There's been a terrible accident! My sister, she's...
Hold on a second mate...
You're fired.
Bullshit dude, I'm leaving of my own accord!
You were saying?

 

by Tizer
10-12-04
Know what I think?
I think it's time for a presidential candidate...
*THUD*
who isn't afraid to reply to a question with the phrase "That's horse shit and you know it!"
H-help me, Tizer, I think I'm having a stroke!

 

by Tizer
9-22-05
What's on the agenda for today, Fred?
We need a slogan for the town for the Queen's state visit, Tizer.
How about... "Tranny Fucks"?
Perfect! Say, you seem taller than usual.
I'm standing on that old lady who had a stroke.
It just gets better! Her Maj won't know what the tranny fuck hit her!

 

by Tizer
10-15-05
Hey Phillip! Let's play a game!
Ok Tizer.
Look left.
Look right.

 

by Tizer
10-15-05
Look left.
Look right.
Look LEFT!

 

by Tizer
10-15-05
Look left.
Look right.
Your pants are full of shite!

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