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by Tobor
8-09-01
Here's a riddle for you. How many pathetic fleshlings can you fit in a 55 gallon drum.
TOBOR WILL CHECK.
Aaaiieeeee! Bonk! Urp! STOMP-STOMP. Floooooosh! WHIRRRR! Cachug, cachug. GALOOOMPH.
THREE IF YOU JUST STUFF THEM, BUT EIGHT IF YOU TAKE THE TIME TO PUREE THEM FIRST.

 

by Tobor
9-19-01
RAAAARR! TOBOR'S CORNHOLIASTIC SKILLS GIVE HIM INSIDER KNOWLEDGE OF NEWBIES!
YOU GET IT?!?

 

by Tobor
9-20-01
Hah, look at all of these newbies rehashing the same joke over and over.
Yeah, I've seen way too many donkey sodomy comics recently.
When it comes to Gabe, there is no such thing as "too many".

 

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by Tobor
10-21-01
Knock knock.
Who's there?
RAAAAAR!

 

by Tobor
11-11-01
Who have you cornholed recently?
RARR! WHERE SHOULD TOBOR BEGIN? GABE, SPANKLING, WIRTHLING, DAVE, DEXX, BOORITE, ANDY, LADYJ, FUZZYMAN, CRABBY...
Everything but the kitchen sink, then?
NO! TOBOR HAS CORNHOLED THAT TOO!

 

by Tobor
5-31-02
Ever get one of those days where you feel really out of character?
GABE ALWAYS FEEL THAT WAY!
I mean, sometimes, I want to manrape, but others, I just want to cuddle.
RARR! CUDDLING NOT FUN.
You're right. RARR!! TOBOR WANT MANRAPE!
Holy crap. I have a feeling after this, I'm going to need plastic surgery on my ass.

 

by Tobor
6-17-02
WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING HERE?!
TOBOR SEEMS TO BE FLOATING IN A MASSIVE VOID IN THE UNIVERSE...
RAAAARRR!!! LIKE THE KIND ON http://goatse.cx

 

by Tobor
6-19-02
Woooo!!! Hah, hah, hah... looksh like you win again... Guesh I'll take another drink! *hicccup!*
(*Glug glug glug!*)
THUD!!!
TOBOR LOVE DRINKING CONTESTS!!!

 

by Tobor
8-19-02
RAAAR!!!

 

by Tobor
10-09-02
SO THEN TOBOR CORNHOLED HIM.
Haw haw haw!

 

by Tobor
11-02-02
GIVE ME ARSHE!!
HA-HA-HA-HA!!

 

by Tobor
11-02-02
The first screenplay of It's a Wonderful Life was much different than its final one.
Look, daddy! Teacher says everytime a bell rings, an angel gets sodomized.
That's right, Chicken Bill!
60 years later...
I still don't see how an angel suit and a time machine are going to rekindle my career.
TRUST TOBOR, KEVIN SORBO!

 

by Tobor
1-03-03
RARR!
RARR?
Rarrrr...

 

by Tobor
10-12-04
RAAAAAARRRRRRRRR! TOBOR'S GONNA STRETCH YOUR O-RING TO INHUMAN PROPORTIONS!
AAAAAUUUUUAUUURGH!!! I CAN'T STAND THE PAIN!!!
Hey, keep it down in there, will you! Some of us are trying to sleep!
OOPS. TOBOR IS SORRY.
Rar.
Ow.

 

by Tobor
10-12-04
RAAR!
Shit, I'm getting out of here!
No, wait! I just want to tell you about Robots Against Ass Rape - it's my new pressure group.
Really, Tobor? I never knew you were into social activism.
ONLY KIDDING! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU NOW!
Man, my anus gets more flaccid every week.

 

by Tobor
2-10-05
What the...!
AHH! POLEECE!!! ITS ANAL/MANUAL DONKEY ABUSE!!!
...uhh-h...
I love fisting donkeys.

 

by Tobor
2-10-05
MMM-BOP! DAP-AI-DOO-WOP! DOWEEAPPA-DOO-WOP! DAP-AI-DOO! EEYAY-EEYAY! ...
Ow! Quit it!
MMM-BOP!!! DAP-AI-DOO-WOP!!!!! DOWEEAPPA-DOO-WOP!!! DAP-AI-DOO!!!! EEYAY-EEYAAY!!!!! ...
Get your cock outta my ass!!
MMM-BOP!!!!!!! DAP-AI-DOO-WOP!!!!!! DOWEEAPPA-DOO-WOP!!!!!! DAP-AI-DOO!!!!!!!!! EEYAY-EEYAAAAY!!!!!!! ...
TURN THAT BLOODY MUSIC OFF!!!

 

by Tobor
2-17-05
Tobor will cornhole DX till boinky33 is back.
RARR!
RARR!

 

by Tobor
2-21-05
SO, STRIPCREATOR HAS A BATHROOM...
WHERE IS THE GLORY-HOLE?

 

by Tobor
2-22-05
TOBOR FEELS FUCKED UP!
WHAT CAN TOBOR DO?
RECKON HE'D TAKE A DOUBLE PENETRATION?
LET'S FIND OUT!

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