All comics by TomMarr

 

Center is a mess by TomMarr 2-03-06
Mr. Manager finds the Center in disarray and filthy. The Center is a mess! It wasn't us!	Well, nobody has been here since before Christmas except the ASP... Don't forget OM.	Yeah, that's why the downstairs looks like shit. How dare he point the finger!

 

Nuts by TomMarr 2-03-06
Mr. Squirrel meets Miss Tart. I have nuts. So do I.	? Do you know why I have them?	Never mind. They're corroded to the bolts in my "tool box."

 

Night Terrors by TomMarr 2-04-06
Ever since Sometimes...I wake up in the middle of the night...	I saw I'm confused...drenched in a cold sweat, my heart pounding. I have sharp pains. I think I'm going to die.	that movie. I wish I could quit me.

 

Not the Sober Bowl. by TomMarr 2-04-06
The Big Day finally is here. You got everything for the game? B-R-R-P!	Superbowl XL I'm going to get more beer.	Only in America! Be right back! Get me another VI pack.

 

Today's Generation Rulez by TomMarr 2-04-06
In the schools Doom, death, disease. I want to french kiss your pierced nipples.	In public places I don't understand teens today. II KAMO SHIRENAI	In the bedroom WTF? YT? NRN POS TTYL

 

Priorities by TomMarr 2-12-06
Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me. PLEASE don't talk to me... Hey.	Oh, hi. I was just getting ready to watch Survivor! So, did you do all the things I asked you to do? Mail the bills, get your resume ready, send in the job applications, call the office ... BLAH BLAH BLAH	Five minutes later... shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up I'm trying to watch this! shut up shut up shut up shut ... So, did you do all the things I asked yet? Mail the bills, get your resume ready, send in the job applications, call the office ... BLAH BLAH BLAH

 

Lookin' for Luv by TomMarr 2-12-06
15 year old Aimee logs on to the Internet MySpace.com I wonder if I got any comments on the sexy pics I posted.	"oh the things i would do to u. u look f-in' hott" oh, ya babee!	"You Wanna Be My Honey Dip? LIKE I'M SAYING LIKE WHEN WE GONNA HOOK UP AND CHILL...LOL...NAH BUT YOUZ DEFINITELY SEXI.....HOLLA AT CHA' BOY" awww... I wanna be his valentine

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