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by Trips
11-02-06
Hey, man! You a clown! Come on, do something funny. Make me laugh.
...my wife just got murdered here.
Same old, same old...

 

by Trips
11-02-06
HO-HO-HO! Merry Christmas young man.
Christmas? It's September.
Er...say would lend Santa a couple bucks so he can buy some Jack Daniels?

 

by Trips
11-02-06
Hey bird! Sing me a song or I'll kill you!
"True blue, baby I love you."
That's not the one I wanted.

 

by Trips
11-02-06
AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Where am I?
Shut it, sister. You're in hell. You're now my servant. I'm the fly you once swatted.
Oh. I'm so sorry. I didn't know...
Apology accepted...but I'm still going to torture you.
Fuck.

 

by Trips
11-03-06
Hey mister! Whatcha doing up there?
to think I did for these morons...

 

by Trips
11-03-06
Father, can I ask you a question?
Of course, Timmy.
Why did god took my family and my legs in a car crash?
It's a punishment, son. Don't you remember the candy bar you stole three years ago?

 

by Trips
11-09-06
A monkey eating a banana. Ain't that a cliché.
Right.

 

by Trips
11-09-06
OK. Ben Rockleigh here, conductung the first ever extra terrestrial interview...So, Mr. Zonglusix, what is your message to inhabitants of Earth?
BURP
Hey! I know that smell...Alright staff - who gave them those beers?

 

by Trips
11-15-06
in animal's heaven...
Bob?! Wha...Hey! Where am I?
Hi George. Boy, those Garison folks sure eat a lot of meat. I didn't expect them to kill you...well,not this year at least.
Those vile disgusting...!!To betray me like this after all those years.
And why do you think they have us? For aesthetic purposes?

 

by Trips
2-04-07
Boy. You cows are some really dumb fuckin' animals.
That's a common misconception of the cow intellect. In reality human primitivism is growing at exponential rate, as shown by them being the only species that is annihilating itself via internal wars.
What was that? Who's expowhatever now ya fucker?
MOOOOOOOOOOO

 

by Trips
2-10-07
You know. I think that there are too many young people out there that just don't care about anything. Just sex, drugs and alcohol. Don't you think?
Hey! Are you listening to me? I'm trying to achieve something here!
man, this shit is off the hook.

 

by Trips
2-10-07
OK! You're done Captian Clark! Nowhere to run! The Red federation has won! Give me the control codes to all your vessels!
Just a second...
Lieutenant? Captain Clark here. You were right - negotiations are useless. These guys are complete morons. I'm sending you this bozo's coordinates.
Oh, don't forget to send somebody to clear this shit up.

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