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by Truth
5-02-03
Harry Potter is so awsome, don't you think so?
No, and neither is idolizing a fictional character.
Hey, man! Everyone thinks that Harry Potter is too baby for guys like me-
'Cause it is, dumbass!
That's it! I'm going to put a spell on you!
Yeah, try to make a potion that would give you a life.

 

by Truth
5-02-03
NINJAS RULE!

 

by Truth
5-02-03
Vegetarians are morons.
They say that they are saving animals, but in reality they are just letting their meat go to waste.
Just because you become a vegetarian, that doesn't mean that they kill one less cow or chicken...
Now us carivors have to eat more meat now, so that means that we will become strong with protien and kick the shit out of all you stupid hippies!
You are also killing animals like rabbits because you're eating all THEIR food, such as lettuce!
Sigh....I need to sit down for a while...

 

by Truth
5-02-03
That Maury show is the worst show in the history of crappy tv shows....right after Sally was cancelled...
All that stupid turd does is exploit people, who come to him for help...
"Oh, you have no arms of legs? Here's a free trip to Six Flags!" ...... Makes me SICK!
All it is now is DNA tests for fat sluts who slept with 13 guys under 2 hours......
And when they have the shows where people come with phobias, Maury just rubs their fear right in their face. If somebody was afraid of geese, Maury would set a whole gaggle after the poor woman....
I would rather watch the whole first 10 seasons of Jenny Jones than see one second of that fucking bastard again!......

 

by Truth
5-02-03
I hate that Pringles commercial! You know, that one with those 3 d-bags "hanging out" and eating pringles. Look at these people, they don't eat greasy food like this....or at least keep it down....
People who eat that shit are the size of a whale, wear sweat pants, and masturbate to VIP!....NEXT!
That pepsi commercial with Ozzy Osbourne: this commercial was great! I could almost understand what he was saying in this commercial!....and it gave me such a thirst for a pepsi....
....No! Not just a pepsi! A pepsi twist! Mmmm, what a delishious beverage! Almost as good as vallina coke!
This must of cost pepsi a shit-load of money to get such a great actor as Ozzy Osbourne. And it aired at the super bowl...that's another 3000 billion dollars! But pepsi forgot one thing:
YOU HAVE TO MAKE WHAT YOU'RE SELLING GOOD! What are the Osbournes going to do with all this "pocket change" they got? But another crate full of dogs? Don't use celebrities to sell your product!

 

by Truth
5-02-03
...Jenny Jones...
...Paulie Shore...
...Barbra Streisand...
...Carrot Top...
...Bob Saget...
...Jay Leno...

 

by Truth
5-04-03
The world would be a better place...
...if N*Sync's tour bus blows up!...
The world would be a better place...
...if they never made Grease 2...
The world would be a better place...
...if all old people were sentenced to be thrown off a cliff...

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