Mr. Green #2 by Wespe2-06-08 Oh, hey boss, I wanted to ask if there's a possibility of increasing my salary Oh! maybe there's a possibility. Why don't you come to my office after your shift and we'll discuss it? Later that day... -Ahem- Hey, sir. Can we talk about my salary now? There is nothing to discuss, I just needed a way to lure you into my office Shit Now, get on your knees and assume recieving position
Mr. Green #3 by Wespe2-07-08 Hey Jimmy, how's your day? It could be worse... And how's your day? Well, not bad... I just read a report on the Internet that says sexual abuse is almost as common in work as it is in school. I really think it's bull though ... OH
Mr. Green #4 by Wespe2-18-08 Hmm, It has to be in here somewhere... I'm sure I saw it around here! Oh yes! This is my lucky day!
Mr. Green #5 by Wespe2-21-08 Hello gothic pal Um... Hi... Gues what? I bet you're single! Whoa how did you guess!? Well because you're so fucking ugly... Stupid cunt...
Mr. Green #6 by Wespe2-25-08 And then, then...she said... She said I was ugly! Well I think you're really cute! Urghh... MEN!
Mr. Green #7 by Wespe3-06-08 Hmm, I wonder who put this here... -Ziiiiiiiiiip- What the hell is going on?! Turn the goddamned light back on! Surprise! Oh... fuck
Mr. Green #8 by Wespe3-06-08 Hey Will, did you watch the news this morning? No, I'm fed up with coverage about useless crap... Why? Well police found a house full of paedophilic content... AND, CHECK THIS... they found a little girl chained in the basement! Can you believe that?! OH SHIT I know! It's unbelieveable, Isn't it? I forgot to lock my house