All comics by Wheezy

 

by Wheezy
2-17-08
eyoo hoo hoo little boy
OMIGOD are you gonna touch me?
Do you like balloon animals?
N..NO! GO AWAY YOU WEIRDO CLOWN!
*sniff* eyoo hoo hoo
Freak......

 

by Wheezy
2-18-08
Darn kids always leaving poop in my yard....
STOP WITH THE LEAVING OF THE POOP IN MY YARD!!!
Teehee. Your silly.
I will eat you....

 

by Wheezy
2-18-08
Sup lil dawg... Wanna buy some dis dope? Dis stuffs bomb!
Is it candy?
Y..yeah... candy.. sure... sure...
Really?
Yeah.... If candy caused Hemorrhaging of the face, red hot nipples, and anal seepage.....

 

by Wheezy
2-21-08
In this scene, our young lovers Mo and Lacey are about to make love for the first time...
I'm so excited... this will be our first time...
I know... But first I would like to warn you. The crab like creatures that inhabit my jungle like pubic hair have formed an army to protect my "no-no zone" from any foreign invaders
If it's any consolation, their leader refers to himself as "MilkBone."

 

by Wheezy
2-25-08
Hey mo...How are things with Lacey?
Eh not so good.... It turns out she's a whore.
Oh... really?
Yeah apparently she has a small crustacean army gathered at her "Goods."
Woah... so did you guys like break up? Because I've never been more turned on to her in my life...
That's just wrong.....

 

by Wheezy
3-06-08
OK CLASS LET'S LAY DOWN SOME GROUND RULES! NO TALKING, NO LAUGHING, NO SCREAMING, NO MOVING, AND NO DISTURBING ME! GET OUT YOUR TEXT BOOKS, AND START READING!
Soooooo.... Basically everything but breathing, blinking, and reading is out of the picture?
Basically.......

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