All comics by WillZone

 

Pro-Drug Rally. by WillZone 9-04-05
Somewhere in Middle America... So this is where the pro-drug rally is being held?	Yea duder. This is bull, man. I'm outta here.	What!? I always attend pro-drug rallies in this guys basement.

 

Clippit Hits the Streets. by WillZone 9-04-05
A City Street at 2AM... Hey baby, looking for some good times.	Good Times was an American sitcom that was originally broadcast from February 1, 1974 until August 1, 1979 on the CBS television network. The program was a spin-off of the sitcom Maude.	God, Microsoft really has taken over the world. "Dyn-o-mite!"

 

This Old Desert Isle. by WillZone 9-04-05
On a Deserted Island...		I should have built a boat.

 

Seymour the Lonely Snowman by WillZone 9-04-05
The Arctic Circle... Look at me! I'm fire! I'm gonna burn yo shitty, snowy-white ass!	Feel my heat, bitch! Feel the fuckin' heat!	Fire, you're my least favorite friend.

 

The Pick-Up Line. by WillZone 9-04-05
Grnff? For the last time Butch, I'm not gonna sleep with you.	The Book: "A Dummy's Guide to Picking Up Young Boys!" Ohhhh.	Grnff? I'll go get the lube.

 

Physics 101 by WillZone 9-04-05
On a bench, in a park... Cold fusion is not only a possibility, it's a reality. Listen, all you need to do is energize deuterium gas with 7 million amperes and heat it to 300 million degrees Celsius	Uh-huh. Under these extreme conditions atomic nuclei collide and fuse, liberating energy that could provide virtually limitless power.	You're crazy, it'll never work. Me? Crazy? You're the one talking to a fucking squirrel, dude.

 

Zombie Days by WillZone 9-06-05
Zombie Outbreak Day 1... Oh my god. Ted? Ted "Tank" Davis? It's me, Chuck Sommers. Class of 97? Mrs. Taylors Bio class? Remember?	Braaaaiinns... Ha-ha! Yea, I was the one with the brains! I'm a lawyer now, so, you know, guess all that studying paid off.	Braaaaiiinnnsss... Taaannnkkkk...

 

Seymour the Lonely Snowman Part 2 by WillZone 9-06-05
"Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, Seymour the Snowman!" So, who here is from Antarctica? Anyone? Antarctica?	Dammit! No one here is from Antacrtica. They're not gonna get any of my jokes. You gotta improvise, Seymour. Be quick. Be witty. Win 'em over! This crowd is mine.	Thank you. Good Night!

 

Happy Hunting. by WillZone 9-06-05
Somewhere in the Pacific Northwest... Arf-Arf I see him, boy.	That grizzly is huge. Must be at least 9 feet tall. A record breaker! I'm gonna take him out.	Note to self: Shoot the gun, don't throw the gun.

 

The Great Date by WillZone 9-06-05
In the Worlds Longest Hallway... I was 14 when Sarah Doukas discovered me. I was just walking through JFK International airport and then BAM! I'm a superstar!	I grew up in Croydon, which is near London and to be honest, I always wanted to be bank manager when I got older. Weird, huh?	Kate Moss...will you ever shut up?

 

A Drink Named Steve? by WillZone 9-06-05
And they Walk into a Bar....		Is this some sort of joke or something?

 

Listen to the Boss, Please. by WillZone 9-06-05
Wah, Wah, Wah, Wah, Wah, Wah...	...haW, haW, haW, haW, haW, haW	OK, People! If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times...No more Meth in the water cooler, mmmkay?

 

Danger City by WillZone 9-06-05
This city is a pretty dangerous place.	Why just yesterday I walked up to someone on the street and punched them in the face.

 

Science: The Final Frontier by WillZone 9-06-05
Another Day in the Lab... Cats have nine lives...	Which make them ideal for experimentation.	No worries. He'll never get past the electrified wall of dead-cats.

 

X-Mas Between Heaven and Hell by WillZone 9-07-05
X-Mas Morning... Thank you for the excercise bike and pilates videos, Abdyel. Not a Christmas goes by with you not buying me the perfect present. Thank you soooo much.	Well...don't you have something to say.	I'm not gonna say "thank you" for the Box of Dung. But I made it myself.

 

Butch and the Little Girl by WillZone 9-08-05
Deep in the Dark, Dark Forest... Mister, it's getting dark in these woods, I'm scared.	You're scared!?	How do you think I feel? Later, I'm gonna have to walk out of these woods alone!

 

W. by WillZone 9-08-05
Day 4 of the New Orleans Flooding... Hey Laura, what did the deaf, dumb, blind and spastic kid get for Christmas?	I don't know, Dubya, What?	Cancer.

 

The Dawn of Mankind by WillZone 9-09-05
Africa, 3000BC... Hmmm? There must be a way to make this taste better.	OK, rub these together. Blow on it a little bit. Voila!	Flambe' anyone?

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