All comics by Wirthling_Sucks

 

by Wirthling_Sucks
12-20-01
Said Tobor to Clango , "Im in a Dilemma. Im afraid ive just cornholed a young girl named Emma"
Said Clango to Tobor "I dont think you should worry. Im afraid ive just eaten a young boy named Murray"
"But i just didnt meant it , i slipped and i lunged" , "Im afraid i did mean it. People taste like a sponge"

 

by Wirthling_Sucks
12-20-01
*unf*unf*unf*unf*unf*unf*
*unf*unf*unf*unf*unf*SQUIRT*
Uh oh
Sorry Kajun. Looks like you lost this round of the Biscuit Game.

 

by Wirthling_Sucks
12-20-01
So i said to him "Those Rotor Turbines arent going to generate Gravitons by themselves"
Ha Ha Ha
You know Bob , the Union says we need to give up doing this joke. Its time to move on .
I agree . Lets start doing Decepticon jokes instead .....KER-TRANS-FORM!

 

by Wirthling_Sucks
2-06-02
Hello. This is Dark Lord Seth reporting LIVE from PAHQ in Oslo.
Which is just plain odd , since im supposed to be interviewing Zeus about the P2P delays , and hes in Dublin.
This is what i get for booking my airline tickets through Chello.

 

by Wirthling_Sucks
2-06-02
Live feed from Dublin.
So , Zeus. Another set of delays to the P2P launch. Anything to say about it?
Why Yes Seth. The game is totally on schedule. There are no delays of any note.
How do you respond to accusations you freeloaded off Chello , and they shut you down.
I disagree. Chello did in fact pilfer our customers , and shut us down when we complained to the Telecoms Watchdog.
This sounds familiar. Didnt you complain about TheSlammer.com as well?
Thats different. We were incompetent back then.

 

by Wirthling_Sucks
2-06-02
Now , where do i start. I think its time that made my presence felt on earth.
Lo. Arent you that man who makes intellectual jokes on the GD forums?
Im sorry. I think you have me mistaken for some other gay law student who randomly flames people.
No. Its definetely you. You give out free advice on the boards. A real Lawyer would NEVER do anything for free.
Youre just a child. You cannot possibly begin to understand the reasons behind what i do.
YAY! That sounds like what you said to Dark Lord Seth. Oooh , flame me again!

 

by Wirthling_Sucks
2-08-02
Messiah. Now youre leaving , i need a replacement. I need the best person you have to offer.
Well Zeus , i have just the man. An experienced campaigner , who will lay waste to the spammers. A colossus among men.
Zeus , may i introduce you to Agent 657.
Zeus , its a privilege to be working with you again.
Messiah , are you serious? Ive taken shits that have more credibility than Forest.
What can i say. It was him or JBOY.

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