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by Wolfears2
4-29-07
Fear me mortal!
You're facing the wrong way, you nutcase
I said FEAR ME!
What an idiot!
What?
Just turn around!

 

by Wolfears2
4-29-07
50,000,000,000 kilometres away from earth...
Do you have announcement to make to the world about your journey?
Actually, yes I do!
This will ROCK in the tabloids!
A very special announcement...
WHAT!?
I'm not breathing!

 

by Wolfears2
4-29-07
At the bottom of the atlantic...
Hang on, if we're underwater, why aren't you steaming?
I have been preserved for thousands of millenia by the care and heat of your dad's cigs.
wierdo...
oh no... i'm causing GLOBAL WARMING!
Does that mean you can't pee?

 

by Wolfears2
4-29-07
Can you do the flying trapeze?
no
Can you juggle?
no
Can you even BREATHE?
Erm..... no.

 

by Wolfears2
4-29-07
I heard you got eaten by pac-man...
I did NOT!
And he sicked you up and ate you again!
I'm gonna KILL YOU!
We're already dead.
See, it works!

 

by Wolfears2
4-30-07
In alcatraz (recently re-opened for children)...
What did you get locked up for?
farting.
You got 20 years for FARTING?
no.
Why did you get locked up then?
The policeman farted. I laughed.

 

by Wolfears2
4-30-07
I was bored. this was a strike of inspiration, a ralph wiggum line from the simpsons!
Here on Z factor, we bring you, live, a random 12 year old kid!
a,b,c,d,e,f,g...
how i wonder what you are!
THANK YOU WORLD! HI MOM!

 

by Wolfears2
4-30-07
My balls ballier than yours!
No, mine's the balliest!
Yeah, well i'm wearing a T-shirt with a STAR!
So am i!
Copydog!
Drat! That was my line!

 

by Wolfears2
4-30-07
Let's sing the american national anthem!
You're scottish.
*gasp* How did you know?!
*groan*
Your skirt.

 

by Wolfears2
4-30-07
Using all my magic, i now summon...
DUST THINGY!
I'm behind you.
Drat! They're always behind me!
HELP! I got summoned by a psycho!

 

by Wolfears2
4-30-07
AH! NO! Black and white IMAGES!
I tend to think of myself as: refined
You don't have any brains, do you?
Nope.
Wanna be friends?
YAY!

 

Resident evil 5, *yawn*, Halo 9, boring... OH MY GOD! SPACE INVADERS!
by Wolfears2, 4-30-07

 

by Wolfears2
4-30-07
Every time i go to transylvania on hols, people run away from me shouting "vampire".
See, it's happening again.
VAMPIRE! Drat, i forgot speech marks.

 

by Wolfears2
4-30-07
Oh no...FANS!
What to say, what to say!
Baconman: 100% pork!
DRAT!

 

by Wolfears2
4-30-07
Flipping papers just don't show up any more...
Beep BOP! South manchester reporter Beep BOP!
I mean seriously, i need my paper or i have to resort to killing my son for ENTERTAINMENT!
I usually only have to do that at christmas!

 

by Wolfears2
4-30-07
Squeak!
I blew up the bench AND NOW I'M GOING TO BLOW UP YOU!
Squeak!
Squeak!

 

Wow...Da Mewn roks!
This crash landing was ALL YOUR FAULT GRANDAD!
by Wolfears2, 4-30-07

 

by Wolfears2
4-30-07
I'm not talking to you.
that's final.
I mean, why did you kill my brother?
Crazed madness.
oooh, that feels good.

 

by Wolfears2
4-30-07
let's see, pawn moves one...
king moves...I CAN'T MOVE MY PAWN!
taste my frozen fury!
frozen?
Drat.

 

by Wolfears2
4-30-07
You know, sometimes i get the feeling i'm not wanted.
ug.
We've been here for 25 seconds. are you drunk ALREADY?
*HIC* Ugga

 

Yes, i know i'm brilliant but...
It's not you, i mean OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT WINDOW!
by Wolfears2, 4-30-07

 

Sometimes, I feel really empty.
Do de bang bang, uh huh...
by Wolfears2, 5-01-07

 

by Wolfears2
5-01-07
Rargh!
Had a bad day too? I...
3 hours later...
DIE!
Then my computer Exploded! What do you make of that?
Oh, the refreshing sound of splatting...

 

by Wolfears2
5-02-07
Yay!
Your search for "infinite riches" returned 9999999 results!
that's almost all of them!
9999999 of them were illegal!
it's all illegal...
you now have enough internet tokens to buy an illegal plastic goblet!

 

by Wolfears2
5-02-07
Note: this story has no plot
Another day, another geek holding me against my will...
Yes, we have a code red alpha-niner-delta. Mellow response needed.
And bring tacos.
I prefer nachos. NACHOS!
shut up. I'm ordering the food.

 

by Wolfears2
5-03-07
Hi
You're dust Thingy! hmmm... See any family resemblance?
Apart from the fact that I'm just a dusty version of you, no.
Drat.
We are both holding computer thingies though.
You do realise i sent the conservatry into space, don't you?

 

by Wolfears2
5-04-07
You know, kids shouldn't play with knives..
Gup. knife deadly.
I know. So put the knife down, and we can play golf.
Ugga.
You see, isn't this fun?
I'm gonna kill you!

 

by Wolfears2
5-04-07
In ancient cthulhu tradition, all geeks were sentenced to death.
Okay...
It's true!
What are you trying to suggest?
Boom!
So, you shoved me in a rocket. What else?

 

by Wolfears2
5-05-07
I shall BLOW YOU UP!
Grrrrr...
I mean, look after you! care for you as if you were my own!
I hate deliverymen!

 

by Wolfears2
5-05-07
Oooh yeah...
Merry christmas!
Feelin da rithim...
I bring gifts!
I shake my little tush on the catwalk...
Gross...

 

by Wolfears2
5-05-07
I don't get why you locked me up.
*groan*
You just don't get it, do you?
You are completely nuts.
Everyone knows sleeping on your back is a criminal offence!

 

by Wolfears2
5-05-07
Brrrrr...
My name is Bobby!
Something is definitely up with that guy
My daddy said: "shotguns and tommy-guns make the world go round!"

 

by Wolfears2
5-05-07
i hate you.
Yea, but you hate everything.
I double hate you.
Ah, but do you hate Mcdonalds?
2 hours later...
No.

 

by Wolfears2
5-05-07
Great news!
What?
Your brother was executed! now you're an only child!
Yay!
Isn't that great?!
No! it totally like, isn't!

 

by Wolfears2
5-05-07
I didn't print ALL of this...
Well...Maybe SOME of it...
That's the boss you just fired, boss.
You're fired!

 

by Wolfears2
5-05-07
I shall carry you off to the underworld!
Can i have a pee first?
no.
PLEEEEEEEEASE?!
Ok, but make it quick.
I just went.

 

by Wolfears2
5-05-07
Peace, man!
What brought on hippie style all of a sudden?
Like, my friends are all, totally doing it.
Okay...
Darkness and Death!
Dear god, was this what I was put on earth to do?

 

by Wolfears2
5-06-07
Now here's your parking ticket
Erm... BEHIND YOU!
Nice try! I want my 32 cents!
I might be a berated splash of water, but I dont think that bomber cares about parking tickets.
Ooh ow that itches!

 

by Wolfears2
5-06-07
(translation 1: sorry Dad)
Sowwy daddy
(translation 2: I blew up the car)
Pie Bwew Pup de kear
(translation 3: and the house)
Wand da huse
You're grounded for life.

 

by Wolfears2
5-06-07
Ah, pineapple punch... What a relief.
Speaking of relief... You didn't drink any, did you?
Are you sure it was alright doing all my filing?
I put them all under: junk mail.
You arranged all of my desktop?!
Yep! I "arranged" them into recycle bin. Must be future talk for "organiser"

 

Coming up to the M24, must start slowing down...
by Wolfears2, 5-06-07

 

by Wolfears2
5-06-07
Wow... Buckham Palce roks!
You know... I was the one who won the competition.
So?
I have 100% legal authorisation to kick your pathetic little butt out of here
Can i be your eternal slave?
Someone has obviously just killed me and sent me to hell.

 

by Wolfears2
5-06-07
Work experience sucks.
Anteyrj dfudihn h sihfu e
All we do is sit around typing random stuff on the keyboard
gvs sdjbhf hubfsn dhjbhsb bhsb ifjshj
That's pretty much all a secratary does.
Bleep! BOPEEP!

 

by Wolfears2
5-06-07
Brrr...
Vroom vroom!
Brrr...
I'm driving a car!
Can you do one thing for me? jump off the top of the airbus at altitude limit and drive your car up there!
It's a mercedes s class!

 

by Wolfears2
5-06-07
Here we are live at the crime scene with bob sled!
Thank you Iris, It looks like that policeman has tied up the culprit!
And now he's stroking the culprits fur!

 

And here we have... the culprit!
Arf!
by Wolfears2, 5-06-07

 

by Wolfears2
5-07-07
A tribute to hamsterjam's adventures of stickman
brum brum!
I do have a garage, you know.
So?
That's where the car goes.
Is that what you meant?
What kind of lazy, dimwitted psycho gave you your driver's license?

 

This ship sails on the alley alley o...
on the last day of september...
by Wolfears2, 5-07-07

 

by Wolfears2
5-07-07
America... This is your president!
My daddy said that sticks are dwanddrous!
Do you have anything to announce?
Yes i do!
Sticks are dangerous!

 

by Wolfears2
5-07-07
Welcome to 1850's london!
Wow... Da 1850's rokked!
Do you have to say that everything roks?
Yer... I duse!
Who taught you how to spell?
My beerd... My beerd roks!

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