All comics by XEvilAznBoyX

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by XEvilAznBoyX
10-13-02
Alien Jokes aren't that bad...
Why did the monster cross the road? To eat humen!
That joked sucked...
Another great alien joke.
Why did the pants talked? To say hug me.
...
No Bob! No!
Oh yea, he digs me.
Must die...

 

by XEvilAznBoyX
10-13-02
Judge : Spell "Pleasure" please.
Hm...
Here goes! For the gold!
B-L-O-W-J-O-B Wow, I knew that blow job my friend gave me would help.
Stupid Jack!
Oh my god!
I knew i shouldn't have gave him a blow job before the contest.

 

by XEvilAznBoyX
10-13-02
When a boy get's a new game consule.
Alright! mom got me a new Xbox!
I am X2 , what can I do for you?
Don't mess with X2.
Alright, time to play Halo 4.
WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY?! I'M X2! AND I WANT TO PLAY "Antz Extreme Racing!"..SYSTEM OVERLOAD
Another Microsoft failure...
Asshole...

 

by XEvilAznBoyX
10-13-02
One day, when John was at work...
Another day at work...so boring..
I'm just your concience, stop looking at me.
The boss talks to John...
Hey,*burb* John...good ol...John...you stop sucking my dick...for that...you are *burb*...fired.
What?! I've been sucking for the past 4 weeks, and now u fire me?!
John thinks evil!
I'll miss your bueatiful mouth john...
Asshole...he'll miss my awsome work...I shall get my revenge.

 

by XEvilAznBoyX
10-13-02
At the libary, John plans for evil deeds!
Hmm..."Killing for dummies," intresting.
You got mail.
John checks the mail.
Video-Mail...this doesn't feel good.
Beep.
*****E-Mail*****
John, I miss your awesome mouth, but I have found someone else for my pleasure.
Ummm....What's up doc?

 

by XEvilAznBoyX
10-13-02
No John! Don't!
HE WILL PAY FOR HIS TRAITORIOS WHORE!
Stop talking to me!
I can't look!
DIE!
Oh!, this feels good!
Nasty!
What are you doing! EEEK!

 

by XEvilAznBoyX
10-13-02
John does his dirty deeds.
I feel so happy, now i have both their heads in this box.
*Police Sirens*
RUN!
AHHHHH!
Sir?
Hi John!
What did you just say?! I didn't do it! ARGGH!

 

by XEvilAznBoyX
10-13-02
Boo!
Booze!
Interlude..Shut up!
I hope that's a flashlight he's holding!
This feels great :)
Breast!
Bite me!

 

by XEvilAznBoyX
10-13-02
John has now gone mad.
...
I said I didn't do it! AHH!
Not Pablo!
YOU DIE TOO!
You can't hurt Pablo!
Worst. Comic. Ever.
Shut up.

 

by XEvilAznBoyX
10-13-02
Peter meets the Priest in confession booth.
Hello son, what can I do for you?
Well, uh...you see...I had sex with a minor...
All sins are foregivin..
Oh, is that all? Well your sins are foregivin.
Wow! Really? Cool!
Except this one.
Now my son..Burn in hell!
AHHH IT BURNS!

 

by XEvilAznBoyX
10-13-02
The Terminator 3
Lets get this movie started!
Booo!
Movie Begins.....................And Ends
Please don't hurt me.
Ok.
I want my *Quack! money back!
Great movie! It had robots!

 

by XEvilAznBoyX
10-14-02
How it begins...
I'm John and 18, muscular, and very horny!
This guy is joking right?!
How it continues...
I want her now!!!
I'm Cindy, nude, and horny, come to my house, at 555 fake street.
555 Fake Street
Hi, I'm Cindy.
Oh my god!

 

by XEvilAznBoyX
10-14-02
Ohhh Ohh! Harder!
YES! THAT's THE SPOT1 OH OH!
Ew...
Ahhhhh...
It's not what you think!

 

by XEvilAznBoyX
10-14-02
Damn you 2 character limit!
Ok, students we're going to cook a chicken today, by using my super ray.
What ray?
Get ready to die chicken!
Screw you, im leaving.
Oh, oh...
Didn't I tell you for the 666th time to stop killing talking chickens?

 

by XEvilAznBoyX
10-14-02
Ho Ho...
...
Merry Chr-
How the hell does a fat man get famous, when a snow man can't.
Because I am "The Sniper", and I can get away with anything.
I knew it!....fat ass...

 

by XEvilAznBoyX
10-14-02
I'm...going to die..please help...

 

by XEvilAznBoyX
10-16-02
What are you reading?
Asshole!

 

by XEvilAznBoyX
10-16-02
Trick or Treat!
Here you go little boy, eat it now! It's good for you!
Ok!
This doesn't feel right....

 

by XEvilAznBoyX
10-23-02
Hey have you seen the movie, "The Ring?"
Yea....
I heard you die seven days after you see the movie.
Bullshit! It's been 6 Days,23 hours and 58 secounds alrea-
Oh oh..

 

by XEvilAznBoyX
10-24-02
Step 1.
Soo..why are you trying to kill me?
Huh?!
Step 2.
Why are you trying to kill me?!
Well, you see, I do it because I like to see people screa-
Step 3.
Why do i always give the victim's enough time so the cops come...
Your problem huh?

 

by XEvilAznBoyX
10-26-02
The bet is on!
I bet you 10$ I won't speak for 1 day!
Alright!
!
You're gay! Ahahaha
What the!

 

by XEvilAznBoyX
10-26-02
2 Boy's in computer class.
Hmm, I'll just go online and cyber some hot slut!
Damn, I wan't some action!
Oh god no...
Let's cyber right now!
Oh yes! Spank me!
How unpleasent....
I just cybered some chick online!
Cool! Me to!

 

by XEvilAznBoyX
10-26-02
Downstairs---------------------Upstairs
Where's that Osama!
i GOt tO GeT a DiSQuuiSE! Quikly!
Huh?
aHa!
...
What?

 

by XEvilAznBoyX
10-26-02
Suferin Suckatash!

 

by XEvilAznBoyX
10-26-02
Ahaha you suck at drawing!
!!
Oh, real mature!

 

by XEvilAznBoyX
10-31-02
Even Jason has a soft side.
What are you suppose to be little boy?
Jason! I kill you!
...
Thank you!
I hate it when kids ruin your reputation...
Same here buddy!

 

by XEvilAznBoyX
10-31-02
Ahh! Zombie!
Brains...Brains....arrrrr
!...Look over there!
Rar?
Sucker!
Aw...i just wanted to use his brains to do my math homework..

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