All comics by Yanksox

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by Yanksox
4-21-06
So you're my adopted Asian Child?
FUCK YOU ANGELINA JOLIE!
You totally suck...wanna set stuff on fire?
I AM TAOIST!

 

by Yanksox
4-21-06
NIGHT!
Here I am, robbing people's houses!
JESUS! What are you doing here?
Stop this plight my son!
Fuck you! I called dibs!
Screw it, I'll take the iPod from that Johnson kid...

 

by Yanksox
4-21-06
I love my cats so much, one time I touched them all...blah blah gay rabble rabble suicide blah blah
GOD DAMNIT! Shut up! I have an axe! Are you that dumb!?!?!
OWNED, BITCH!
Hey, back off MY turf!
I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MAILBOXES FOR BREAKFEAST!

 

by Yanksox
4-21-06
So, what are you up to today?
Fuck it, man, I'm getting plastic surgery today. I'm going for the Tom Cruise look!
...You're an idoit...
Hey, fuck you, man.
Later...
If Tom Cruise's mind had a body...
Shut up...

 

by Yanksox
4-21-06
AND JESUS DIED FOR US-
JESUS!
Are you Jack Chick?
Yes, I am!
You 're a total prick, ease up will ya?

 

by Yanksox
4-22-06
Hi!
Hey- HOLY SHIT! WHY DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE?!?!
Um...this is awkward
Well, you just gave me a scare...*GASP*
sigh
Oh my lord, is that ROBIN WILIAMS!?!?!

 

by Yanksox
4-22-06
Later that Night.
I still can't believe you fucking killed Robin Williams!
Look, I just didn't like that RV Movie.
You fucking douche.
I didn't like "Pink Panther," either. You think Steve Martin lives close?

 

by Yanksox
4-22-06
What are you doing working at KFC?
Look it's what I do during the offseason...
And I thought the red nose was bad enough...
Hey, I'm clean of coke now, thank you.

 

by Yanksox
4-22-06
Hey, what's shakin'?
...
GAKDH DDKDJK H! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
....
You're high, aren't you?
So many colors...so many...colors...

 

And then Simon is all like, "Heck no! I ain't letting you go to Hollywood with that voice!" And, I was like, "Oh Snap!" And then...
I fucking hate you.
by Yanksox, 4-22-06

 

by Yanksox
4-22-06
It's time we had a serious talk kids.
We are "Killer and Reindeer" joke about drug use too often.
But drugs are no laughing matter!
You hurt alot of people when you use drugs.
I'm a sad Killer when you use drugs...
Ok, either you are now delicous or I am so coked up right now.

 

by Yanksox
4-22-06
Hey, Reindeer where's the rent?
Killer is the one earning the money here, Mr. Landlord.
What's he even do?
I'm not really sure...
Dude, you fucking chopped my arm off.
Hey, how about you get the TPS Reports on time, asswipe.

 

by Yanksox
4-22-06
Please don't support the new imigration laws, it's going to hurt my family. I don't want to be forced to go back to Mexico.
You're a real asshole, you know that?
I'm just patriotic I guess...

 

by Yanksox
4-22-06
Look at my ass! Smoking is so cool!
Wow, I want to smoke and have condom on vagina premaritial sex!
Smoking kills you and makes you purchase condoms, which allows terrorists to make baby terrorists.
That was retarded. Who would fall for that?
Must...kill...smokers...

 

by Yanksox
4-22-06
Hey, Killer, what sport do you like?
Curling.
Really? You strike me as more of a person who enjoys hockey.
Oh, sorry, I thought you asked what sport I hated with a passion and wanted to kill every member of it.

 

Well, maybe you can explain: WHY ARE WE FUCKING UNDER THE OCEAN!?!?!
by Yanksox, 4-22-06

 

by Yanksox
4-22-06
Um, sir, are you breastfeeding that child?
NO! Can't you tell I'm bottle feeding it! Also, haven't you noticed everything is destoryed!?!? We're lucky to be alive!
I have a 4-5er, use of rational, I'll need backup.
EVERYBODY DIED, JERKFACE McGEE!

 

by Yanksox
4-22-06
*SLURP SLURP SLURP*
Are you drinking from the toliet?
This isn't how it looks, I swear...
Can I just take a piss?
Yeah, but you better fucking flush, I'm bringing a date here later.

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