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by Zabuza1
7-08-07
Welcome my son, Are you here to repent for your sins?
Wait a minute. This Isn't this the Bar?Man I guess I'm really
....High

 

by Zabuza1
7-08-07
Woah an alien! I have so many Questions to ask you!
I have no time for questions Little Girl.I must capture you and take you to my leader.
Wait answer these questions.Are you a boy or girl alien?Do you know On earth in the united states that we have a president and
Finally some peace and Quiet

 

by Zabuza1
7-08-07
Woah! An alien. Man your a real live alien. Can I ask you some questions
No
Ok First off, Do you have any special powers.Can you Fly?Also do you reproduce or do yo
This must be one of those special Ed Humans I hear about so much. If he says one more word I'll probally
Have Se.....

 

by Zabuza1
7-11-07
The Alien arrived on earth...
Halt! Human come with me
You Gotta chill here have some of these pills
These Pills as you call them, I Don't think they have any purpose
Give it a minute the purpose will be very clearly.
I don't think this has any purpose

 

by Zabuza1
7-12-07
Todays top story, George Bush had brain surgery and swapped his brain with Mentally Challenged Algore. Now his IQ is actually 3.We Go Live with Paris Hilton to talk to the doctor
Ok Paris the surgery was HARD,LONG, and blood SQUIRTED everywhere
OH GOD!!!!TAKE ME NOW!!!!!
Man, Everytime Paris Interviews a Guy

 

by Zabuza1
7-12-07
Hey, thanks for picking me up. My Names Jeff and I think George Bush rules.
Get out of my car now!
But, Oh Fine
Darn! That guy looked like A hillbillie so I thought saying Bush rules he'd like me

 

by Zabuza1
7-12-07
I'm Bored
Well, I'd like to get something of my chest.
What do you mean
Well, I Voted for Bush and....
I Better Run, shouldn't I

 

by Zabuza1
7-19-07
Follow Me we're Goin to the Mall to try on used shoes for 50% off. Come On Son
I'm not your son, I Don't even know who you are!!
The Next Day....
Hey Butch you want to go to a baseball game
Ok, I'm not your son and stop calling my House!!!!!
The Next Day
Hey butch,.....
You know what Lets Play tag and I'm it and you have to run

 

by Zabuza1
7-19-07
Ha I Finally Found you.
Ok Son I'm tired of Tag!!!!
I'M NOT YOUR SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Ok son, Calm Down I'll take you to Toys R US
FInally, he's dead

 

by Zabuza1
7-27-07
May I Use your Restroom?I really Have to Crap
Let me Think Yea...No
Come ON let me Poop!!
How about you go home to your Best Friend Bubba And you can Have a turn Off all the lights Pillow Fight with a surprise ending.
Whoo, Now time to Crap,...Never Mind I think I Did

 

by Zabuza1
7-29-07
Billy, Your time is up
Hold on Mom, Let me Beat this Level
Ok I'm not your Mom, also I'll give you some time to beat this level
Thanks Mom
2 Hours Later....
GET OFF NOW!!
Wait one more minute

 

by Zabuza1
7-29-07
Whoo, Since that retard is finally gone
Boo!
Who the heck are you?
Well, I'm your Dad. Remember we played Tag yesterday
Oh God Help Me

 

I was Bored
Put your Hands Up
Can I put my feet up Instead?
by Zabuza1, 7-29-07

 

by Zabuza1
7-29-07
Where Do you got to Go?
The Bar
Later at the Bar
Here you are
Hey come in with me
Hey Man I got to use the Bathroom, I'll probally be out in like 5 MInutes
He's Probally Going To Spank the Monkey

 

by Zabuza1
7-29-07
Whoo, Man I left a Big mess
Where is he?
Ok Baby where to
Lets Go to the Sexiest motel, White Castle

 

by Zabuza1
7-29-07
Ready?
Alright
Meanwhile... The Stick Guy Is Drunk Also I spelled Jerk worng on purpose
An that Jerlk Ran off with my car
Sir you we're talking to a Phone
Is That Phone talking?

 

by Zabuza1
7-29-07
JESUS!!!!
Yes It Is I! I shall you your future Look In this Mirror and you'll see your future self
Come On Oinky were going On A Little trip behind the Barn
Stay Away from me

 

by Zabuza1
7-30-07
2 hours have passed Because of this Argument
Rabit Season
Duck Season
Shut the Hell Up it's Rabbit season and Duck season

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