The Worst Comic Ever by Zedar2-05-03 Unperceptive Cowboy speaks to K-Thing Damn dude, what the hell happened to you? ... Fucking k-thing You realize the world is like... gone, right? Even Krispy Kreme? Where will I get my cowboy donuts?
The Worst Comic Ever 2 by Zedar2-05-03 Unperceptive Cowboy still speaking to K-Thing So like, did you say something happened to the world? Yeah, it blew up and I mutated No shit?! Fuck man, I just thought you had a bad haircut! ...Morrissey would know how I feel Morrissey? Was he in Fountains of Wayne? Those guys rock!
ZRRG Appears by Zedar2-05-03 The First Appearance of ZRRG I have to go though, see if my TV is still working. Man Utd v. Arsenal is on for the 5th time in a hour! Well that's fine So, that's soccer? I hear they have like poles or something in soccer!
ZRRG - Reaper of WARK-! by Zedar2-05-03 So, K-Thing.. ..He left Who are you? I am the ZRRG. WARK-! WARK-!? Is that that thing you put up yo- No.
A Completely Unrelated Story (that still sucks) by Zedar2-06-03 This comic has absolutely nothing to do with anything Finally those damn Romans left me alone.. I'm going to get them, fuck forgiveness! In a day or so, when I get down from here, man.. it is over then! But for you... it is over now. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD IT'S AN ALIVE STUFFED ANIMAL WITH AN AXE
Actively Driving People Away by Zedar2-06-03 The worst part about being a mutant is the fact that they do not make Beckham jerseys in my size OH COME ON HE DOVE!!!!! FUCKER. And that will be a yellow card for Beckham.. Those two panels just killed any chance this comic ever had of having an audience wider than 3 people. At least you havent made a Blue Oyster Cult reference yet..
Actively Driving People Away #2 by Zedar2-06-03 I will have no more of this! Perfect Water is an excellent song! Yeah in the same sense that picking at genital warts is an excellent way to spend your time! Next you'll tell me that I can't talk about Led Zeppelin Dude Robert Plant was a flaming homo It's a good thing no one is reading this or I might get sued ... It's true! Hook up the TIVO bitch, cause I have got something to show you!!!!