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Being Oddish - The Sound of Silence by ZeroFun 6-10-07
Opressions... Why is it that people constantly look down on us lizards. It's as though we had a disease or something. I know what you're talking about.	Take yesterday as an example, Bob walks up to me and says "Hi, Croc!" Like I'm not just another person because I happen to be another species. Some people just need to learn what respect is.	This kind of specie-ist behavior makes me want to eat a human at this office if only to be what they seem to expect me to be. Anyways, thanks for listening. No problem. See you later, ali... See you later "Ali".

 

Being Oddish - All That Emotional by ZeroFun 6-10-07
Learning the painful way... So... what exactly did you want to see me about?	Look, I'm sorry for telling you this was supposed to be a masquerade party.	I could make some bad joke about "axe-pting your apology", but unlike you I don't like hurting other people's feelings.

 

At the Internet - Lost In Translation... Apparently by ZeroFun 6-10-07
Translation available at wikipedia... I pwned scubaDUdE0184 like totally last night. Teh n00b claimed to be a H4X0R. OMG!	I pwn U! I'm teh 1337! u n00b!!!!!!!!11 Hey! That's my avatar!!!!1!11 I gonna pwn u bad!	LMFAO! ftw.

 

At the Internet - Potential IQ Found by ZeroFun 6-10-07
So, on which blog did I write down my passwords? I see you got yourself a new avatar.	Oh noes!! Some1 H4xED my aCount!!!11 IM a fREAkin deerz! That sucks man. What did you use for a password?	I cnt liKE tELL U my pZw, tz likE u cAN h4X my ACCounT also! OMG!!!!!11!1 I really don't want to sound patronizing here, but a sane person changes his password after someone hacks it.

 

At the Internet - A Small Step 4 Teh n00b... by ZeroFun 6-10-07
Why, oh why have I still not reached the final rank? I'm sooo bored. I know, let's make another useless thread on the internet. Why not make it some sort of lame 'game' that serves no purpose other than increasing people's postcounts?	If enough people starts replying, like they always do, then we can post several posts each day completely unnoticed. We are geniuses.	Here's a forum... "Ask a Question game!", "Post a letter game!", "The repeat after me game", "Another GAME!!", "The game of games"... Let's play some WoW instead.

 

At the Internet - There is No Place Like Homepage by ZeroFun 6-10-07
What if the world was like the Internet,	benches "popping up" all the time, without a single soul to sit in them because they haven't advertised enough...	Then the spamming begins... SIT HERE!!!!!!11!!!11 SIT HERE NOW!!1!1!1 IT'S FREE! CHEAp bENCH!!!11!!1! DISCOUNT!1!!! No CredIT cRAD nEEDd!!11!! HeRE BEst BencCH!!11! Sitting goOd!!!!!1!! SIT HERE SIT HERE SIT HERE SIT HERE!!!1!1!!!!!111!!! We SELL SpaCe 4U 4 FREE!!!!!11!

 

Being Oddish - In Sanity by ZeroFun 6-10-07
An idea is born. I have developed an ingenius plan to take over the world.	Don't look at me like that. It's not like you're coming up with any clever ideas lately.	Do you think I suffer from delusions of grandeur? I think you're funking crazy, that's what I think. Seriously, you're talking to a funking ostrich with censored thoughts!

 

Think Tank and the Day Dreamer - Episode I by ZeroFun 6-10-07
Who ever said there's no such thing as thinking too much? Halt, citizen! Ah, the company's new security monitor. It's got next-gen AI and everything!	Prepare to be destroyed! How it reminds me of that cute little robot from that movie. My children love that one, they do.	Die scumbag!! That's right, I was supposed to show it my pass. Ah, how I'll look back and laugh at this in a few years.

 

Think Tank and the Day Dreamer - The Flame is Faster by ZeroFun 6-10-07
		Phew, I forgot the water anyways.

 

A Grim Tale - A Lesson in Subculture by ZeroFun 6-11-07
Some people are desperately trying to fit in, while failing miserably. Life is such a void-noir experience. A dark mist filling our lives until the very end...	I'm so cool! I just got the new manson cd. You wanna see my cut marks?	Go and die conformist!

 

At the Internet - Believe in Resisting by ZeroFun 6-11-07
Why is it that people are constantly using religion as an excuse. For example, take this incident with the Church of England... It's typical. Just because the church appears in a video game, they suddenly "feel it's sacrilege", when in reality it's just an excuse to get some quick cash.	Hey! It's not the church that wants this, it's Jesus. And they don't want money, just to have the game removed as it should be! Why should a game be removed for that? The church should pay the people who made the game for advertising them!	Meanwhile... Take cover! Take them out, Hale!! Oh yeah baby, that Nathan Hale is one bad-ass motherfunker!

 

A Grim Tale - Spaced by ZeroFun 6-11-07
In space no one can hear you scream.. Dude, my tricorder says your clothing is way off for a Star Trek convention.	I thought Star Trek was all about accepting people. That's what people think. Now beam off!	Scotty? Holy crap!!

 

Think Tank and the Day Dreamer - No Worry by ZeroFun 6-12-07
To stop your paraniona, the trick is to stop worrying. There is no pirate behind me, I don't need to look...	There is no pirate behind me...	Ouch!

 

A Grim Tale - Science Fiction by ZeroFun 6-12-07
Keeping Death... I just need a small DNA sample. It's purely for educational purposes. I promise I won't try to clone you.	That's what you said last time.	Damn, a fly again! Why do I feel the urge to visit people that are about to pass away?

 

Think Tank and the Day Dreamer - Paranoia by ZeroFun 6-19-07
There's no such thing as being "too paranoid"... I wonder if I locked my door properly as I left home today...	I wonder if I set my car alarm properly...	Got his keys!

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