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by Zezeta
6-15-02
Me trying to get a girl.
Looking good there! How about me and you get to know each other a little better.
I don't even know you!
Well if you come over to my place then maybe we can get a little closer together if you know what I mean.
Yuck!
What's the matter? Was it something I said?
Don't even talk to me!

 

by Zezeta
6-16-02
A tipical day on Microsoft Word
I'm Microsoft Word's little paperclip guy. I'm here to help you!
I pretty much know how to do everything on Microsoft Word.
I'm Microsoft Word's little paperclip guy. I'm here to help you!
Is that all you say?
I'm Microsoft Word's little paperclip guy. I'm here to help you!
I rest my case. Look you can keep talking to yourself while I go get something to eat.

 

by Zezeta
6-16-02
At an invention convention somewhere in the world in the 1940' s
I will be announcing my next big invention.
I hate when people scream into me.
I guess he doesn't need me anymore. Well thats the end of me for this comic
It does many things that a normal person does. It can move on it's own, and it can even obey simple commands.
I present to you a...ROBOT!
Hi everyone. I am Robo! I can speak and think for myself.

 

by Zezeta
6-17-02
Back at the invention convention.
Do not worry about saftey people. Robo is not programmed to think for himself. He only obeys commands. Robo please show these people what you can do.
Never! Must destroy!
What are you doing!?
Must destroy all humans!
Ouch!
All humans will perish!

 

by Zezeta
6-18-02
Another typical day in America
Hi!
How'd I get here?
I come in peace!
You're one of those wierd deformed midgits aren't you?
What do you mean?
You know. They're small, and have no hair.

 

by Zezeta
6-18-02
What is this guy talking about?
That's right! They're called babies!
Why'd I get this guy? He's not even worth anal probing.
Come to think of it...have you ever had baby-back ribs before? They're great!
I can't take this anymore! Just shut the **** up!

 

by Zezeta
7-07-02
At the North Pole
I'm off to send the presents out. Are you ready to go?
The date today is June 9th! We still have another 6 months!
Well time to go get the elves. I hope they're ready unlike you Rudolph.
Why do I even work for this guy?
Santa we are ready with all the presents.
Good. Good. Load them into the sleigh.

 

by Zezeta
7-07-02
In an house.
Now to just put this present under the tree and I will be done with all my presents.
Little does Santa know that all the presents had explosives in them.
That was a great night. It went quick becuase there were only 4000 good people this year.
What the hell happened?

 

by Zezeta
7-14-02
Some where in the house of Gabe!
I'm a Squirrel!
Yay. My life problems are solved. Woopie.
Do you want to play!
Would you just go away.
Your a !#%^@!
Don't I feel special.

 

by Zezeta
7-14-02
Somewhere still in Gabe's house!!!
If you dont play with me than bad things will happen!
Oh no. I'm peeing my pants.
You asked for it!
Oh no.
Prepare to die!
What the!!!

 

by Zezeta
7-14-02
Is there any other place in this stupid world than somewhere in Gabe's room?!
Domophobocominotateminopackofjuice!!!!!!
Something tells me I'm in trouble.
What the @#%^&@!
Wow im shocked!
And yet another tale of a stupid squirrel that has no powerful nuts of his own.
Your supposed to be dead!
Darn.

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