This ever happen to you? by Ziggie10-14-04 I think I can... I can do it! I think I can... Yeah, I'll ask her out!! Crap! Uuhhh, erm, daa hmmm.. Hi. What a dork!
Can't think of a Good name... by Ziggie10-14-04 This is my boyfriendand we're happy together! oh, wait this is Califoria!! Thats better.
Alien Invasion by Ziggie10-14-04 Bow down worthless human! I said! Bow bown worthless human! Sometimes Its good to be thick headed Um, ok...
The thoughts of a hippie. by Ziggie10-14-04 Be Polite. Hello lil' duck. Ask a question. Gotta smoke? Man I need a smoke! Wack? Leave with a innocent gesture. Hey I wonder can you smoke a duck? ?
Who Cares? by Ziggie10-14-04 Who cares.. Geek alert!!! Can you please give me your opinions on the presidential elections? about the freak'n.. Yeah, I got an idea for ya.. Okey dokey! eletions!!! Okey Dokey??? ?
Catmandue v.s. Dogrex by Ziggie10-14-04 Ok Catmondue your end is near.. Dogrex has cornered me.. Look there's another dog peeing in your tree! You ever wonder what your pets would say if the could? Ok Clifford you're gona get it!
Catmandue v.s. The Phone 1 by Ziggie10-15-04 Catmandue faces the evil Phoney Butt... You supid phone!!!! Rinnnnggggg! He uses his super powers... Catman Poowwwer! He walks away proud... Ahh crapp! Brrriiinnnggg!
phoney battle 2 by Ziggie10-15-04 Has Catmandue finaly won? Beat you at last ya dumb butt phone!! Hahahah! Thats what you think! Oh yes you will. Ala tek na mur frum yuu! Why does the baddie always get the cool gear? ha my armor's better i got a MP3 player in mine Crapp, ala I gut is za CD playa...
If Kerry lost. by Ziggie10-19-04 J. Kerry in five years. I'm sorry John but I'm leaving you! Nooo! Don't leave me! I.. I.. You can't change my mind! Aww. Crap! How am I supposed to earn money now? I could sell my 3 purple hearts.. *If you don't understand this read my comic called: The thoughts of a hippie.* Would you like fries with that? Hmm, bet it'd be far out to smoke a monkey!*
Writers block. by Ziggie10-19-04 Hmm, what should happen next? What is this? My editors think that my comics suck. They're going to remove me? How they gonna do that, huh? Like this.
Kerry on the Air by Ziggie10-20-04 Kerry on Channel 2 As I was saying, I vote yes to The Stripcreator bill I think stripcreator is a bunch of bull. --But sir, that will cost you 4,000 dollars. Oh, wait.. oh yeah what I meant to say is, I love stripcreator , I vote against the bill. That would mean that you have to make a 5,000$ donation. Erm oops smudge on the paper! If you would like to talk, email me at Greasymonkey- butt@aol.com I would be happy to discuss it with you. ?
Kerry on the air 2 by Ziggie10-20-04 Yes, I am against slavery, abortion, and gay marrige. I'm pro family values and GOD BLESS TEXAS! Uh, sir thats what Bush said last night. Woops, wrong paper I'm a domocrat. Like I said murder babies, lesbos are cool, and sure, drink an drive! Kerry and his wife. I told them exactly what you said. Good boy. Wana banana?
I have returned... by Ziggie4-08-06 Its been almost 2 years... O_O H'OMG! Strip Creator...? Lets Check my old jokes... Strip Creator...? That web-site you used to go? I can't believe I made such crappy jokes... T-T But, you still do... I think I'm gonna smack you now...
Sherlock Jones 1 by Ziggie4-08-06 Sherlock Jones... Yeah... you said you had a case for me... Yeah... you see, my pet monkey was stolen... T-T And what did the theif look like...? Uhh, kinda short... dumb-looking, brown hair... -------> *Check my Comic - (If Kerry Lost) Put um up monkey theif! Now! Uhhh! I swear, I didn't inhale! I didn't smoke that monkey!*