All comics by a4heo

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by a4heo
5-08-08
A simple man playing simple games...
Later
Ehm... When's it my turn???
Bugged by little assholes...
Later bitch
But I...
Until forced to take action!!
I said later now go pwnzor sum n00bs elsewhere
Don't use big words they scare me leave me alone!

 

This is why anyone unmarried over 38 doesn't need a car...
You're sure you know where an arcade is? And where's the candy you promised?
I have the directions to the arcade and the candy in my pants come in the car and get them I have to keep my hands on the wheel while driving.
by a4heo, 5-08-08

 

by a4heo
5-08-08
Holy shit dude it's Eyore!
Dude what are you smoking?
Either marajuana or LSD but still you're PINK!!! HAHAHA
No i'm not Eyore anymore! Pooh left so I decided to dye my fur and start a new life.
Then how come you're still in the 100 Acre woods?
Well... I'm broke and my house of twigs fell down again. Do you have a spare room?

 

by a4heo
5-09-08
Sooo... Let me get this straight.
Yes I can summon Tobor
Show me.
You'll be sorry!
Oh Crap.
TOBOR WAS TOLD TO CORNHOLE YOU AND TOBOR WILL!!!

 

This is how dumb people end up spending a night or two in jail...
I swear to god that's the last time I ever let you talk me into "trying new drugs."
Hey it's not my fault you mooned the cops and gave them the finger and said you had hot sex with their wives.
by a4heo, 5-10-08

 

by a4heo
5-10-08
Read what not to do to cops then this.
Ooookay i'm getting a ticket for what again??
Helping your friend being introduced to new drugs
By the way are you on those drugs now?
Hehehe... you're a fat ass who pigs out on doughnuts ha ha! No wonder you're wife came to me last night.That was really hot sex!
Much later...
Sooo... what is there to do in this place?
Nothing. Just watch out for Tobor tho.

 

by a4heo
5-10-08
It's all a matter of suggestion...
I just love high school musical!
ok. you can go to hell. i can't stand the crap and if you don't like it then suck my balls.
Sooo... does that mean you're watching it with me??
Do you need a hearing aid or something, cuz i just said i hate that shit. it's all people think about which is why they watch disney channel to try and catch another showing of it.
Did i mention we were gonna have sex during the movie?
High School Musical disney's greatest invention ever now let's go!

 

by a4heo
5-11-08
What my job will probably end up being...
So why did you call me in here?
Yes i believe you have been with us long enough to learn our trade secrets in the basement... so follow me.
Wait a sec... this is just a bunch of paper... it makes no sense.
Right you are m'boy these are durg deals we've made we're a front for a drug company! Why do you think your job as a mail room clerk pays so much?
Yeah i'd either quit or get myself fired...
Oh by the way I have to sodomize you so you can keep this a secret.
NOOOOOOOO!!!! but that also explains the portagese and spanish letters

 

by a4heo
5-18-08
Wow...
What?
It's just that...
I've never seen the kids from Sesame street before.
You think i'm one of those kids you asshole!? Big bird can go to hell for inviting me back to his "nest!"

 

by a4heo
5-18-08
Sooo... do you wanna do something tonight?
No.
You are so lame.
..........
And thats how i ended up in here.
Your story intruigues me young person tell me agian how you used the whip.

 

by a4heo
6-27-08
Summer Vacation Is When Complaint Levels Reach Their Highest
I'm bored as hell and i beat all of my games and i want to go to a nude beach so i can look at girls
...........
It's also when extreme eco weirdos pressure you about the enviornment more than ever now that you're stuck watching TV.
Oh Quit complaining gas prices are at an all time high, there's a hole in the ozone layer and the polar bears are going extinct.
Dude I think you're ripping off of a script from Fox News. You just forgot to bitch about the elections then you got it right

 

by a4heo
7-17-08
I heard this alot for a long time in america...
Wait you live in the middle east? So you're from there right?
No. I just live there but i get alot of shit about it already so don't add on to it.
Ha ha ha... you fuckin towel head!! Go blow up some shit!
Ok dude most arabs aren't even into that shit 'cause they're smarter than that. All that does is it shows how the media brainwashes you until you are complete idiots.
What the fuck are you talkin about Bin Laden Lover?
Fuck it you wanna beer?

 

by a4heo
7-28-08
There are things a guy should never hear from a girl in a resturant
Do I look like a convincing woman?
Wait what?
There are good things to hear in a resturant too...
I'm pregnant.
That's great!
This isn't one of those good things tho
But it's not yours.
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!?!?!

 

by a4heo
7-28-08
This was probably the biggest mistake of his life...
What the hell is this?
Why are there 2 girls holding one cup?
His unfortunate discovery of the infamous 2 girls and one cup video
HOLYSHIT MY FUCKING EYES!!!!! THE IMAGES BURN!!!!
SWEET JESUS!!!! FREE ME FROM THIS HORROR *barfs*

 

by a4heo
8-30-08
Well I haven't cornholed clowns often...do you laugh and make jokes when you take it in the ass?
Well its a complicated process and i wouldn't know...myabe...you wanna try?
Well Tobor thinks you're just gay

 

I'm glad I don't know what squirrels think...
What the hell is that squirrel thinking?
What the fuck is this human thinking?
by a4heo, 10-28-08

 

by a4heo
11-01-08
Yes i know i did this late but it's the thought that counts
Bet you can't guess what I'm going as for holloween
I bet it can't top what I'm gonna wear.
2 minutes later...
Ta-Da!!
Ta-Da!!!
Well...Shit.
One of us is gonna have to change

 

by a4heo
7-07-09
Sound effects coming from computer. btw (hi is yes in jappaneese)
HI! HI! HI! HI! HI!
woah.
How come you get to fuck her in the Jappaneese version?

 

If you've been in this situation, you will understand.
Give me one good reason I should sleep with you.
I have beer.
by a4heo, 9-23-09

 

by a4heo
12-23-09
Dude you gotta either update your fucking profile and strips or just quit using stripcreator.
You've got a point dude.
The reason I rarely update is because I have a life.

 

by a4heo
3-24-13
Hey dude it's been a while since you were here. How's life treatin' ya?
.....
......
Fucking Excellent.

 

by a4heo
3-24-13
Now remember dude, all you gotta do is tell her those 3 words and you're relationship will be fine.
I didn't know it was that simple. Thanks dude you're a genius!
So K-Kelly I-I-I-I...eh I mean wh-what I'm trying to t-t-tell you is that um...
Yes?
Let's try anal.

 

by a4heo
3-24-13
......
......
So how d-
Fuck you.

 

by a4heo
4-06-13
Babe, you know what's great about this world?
Our love for each other?
Nope! That something awesome called tittysprinkles exists!
You and your goddamn tittysprinkles...
I mean let's face it babe, how could you compete with them?
They will never find his body.

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