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by admiral
1-15-03
Gabe is waiting for a bus.
Sometimes I wonder if it's all really worth it. I mean I spend all this money on video games and such.
I mean, I could buy that V16 car and outrun cops in reallife.
He has a hook for a hand too!
Like I could go and be a pirate and wear a hat and hear gay jokes all day long.
Arr, I be the Princess of the Carribean.
Monkey catch fire, robot don't.
Well I guess its better than being a fucking squirrel.
If only this were Timesplitters 2, cause I would so toss a remote mine on you're head right now.

 

by admiral
1-15-03
Hey domo dog, I get white letter!
Dear Ash, By the time you read this I should be on my way to Mexico. I have to find who this saddle really belongs too. I also lost my clothes somewhere around Michigan but it's ok.
I found Jesus along the way, he sends his regards. He keeps making fun of what I'm wearing cause I mean look at me. Then I tell him to screw off and then I get hit with a large boulder. Love, Stew
How he dose this? All time he make me wait for his. I belong in the trash now. I make the stink now Cowboy Stew. I smell the bad more.
You should tell him the truth my son. Just tell him you got drunk and forgot to come home. And you have found you're savior.
Shut your hole! Now get off that fucking thing and put this saddle on.

 

by admiral
1-15-03
Ash takes up a quest to find Stew. Domo dog said, "La woof!"
La woof!
Teh pain make the white ball hurt. I must find the Stew cow before this Jesus can savor his. Domo dog must travel with to make with the smell of Stew smelling.
At the "bar" Jesus and Stew discuss something leading on to a gay Jesus joke. And something to move the story along.
So this Ash is setting out to look for you now you know. I bet he is pretty cheesed, so what are you going to tell him about us?
I liked you better when you were nailed to that cross naked. Don't worry about his stupid ass.
Domo dog has a filthy mouth and Ash is still looking for Stew, duh.
I wishes I knew where he was. Cause my foot are hurt. Walking is the suck, you are sooo smart domo dog.
Gast kozh!

 

by admiral
1-15-03
If I were a robot...
I would be red, so I would be faster than the other robots. And I would get the software to hunt zombies. I would want to get like the human interaction software but that was like hella expensive.
Smashy, stabby, shooty, stompy, popcorn...
If I were a girl...
I would be a British punk hooker named Fang cause I only got one tooth. And I would like hunt zombies in old castles and crap.
It's just like a tongue ring love. Now let's get some wanky on my chevy.
If I were a dirty hippy...
I would take a bath and stop listening to Jack's dragging his tape recorder behind his car. Maybe shave and get a job far away from coffee houses. Oh, I would ditch the turtlenecks too.
I'm no hippie man. I got a groove and a funk. Watch me write my jive on my Imac. I'm kind of tired now. Where's the Starbucks in this hole?

 

by admiral
1-15-03
The spacecar is not real, Ash is a retard.
Hey domo dog we gonna find stew now in dis spacecar. How you drive on that ball? Wait don't touch that its shiney!
Omlette du fromage?
Jesus is vengeful...
Fag
Ok thats it, I'm going to make you into the most fagtastic creature this side of J. Edgar Hoover!
in the butt. This has nothing to do with the first panel.
Oh, why does my ass hurt so much.
You're so fucking cruel.

 

by admiral
1-15-03
WWJDFAKB
Hey Jesus, what would you do for a Klondike bar?
I am your savior, I will redeem your sins... GIVE ME THE FUCKING KLONDIKE BAR!
WWJD4AHJ
Oh I only have one left, its so delicious. Oh none for you so sad it hurts.
Isn't that like cannibalism? Daddy get rid of it!
WWJD4GS
Oh now it really hurts! I'll let you do doggie!
Hole in one... pile of ass..er I mean ashes. Daddy look a puppy!

 

by admiral
1-15-03
rrrrbrainssssss...
kill-zombie-make-popcorn
quack!
toast
I can kill you two whenever I want.
This guy is fucking lazy.
Yeah no doubt g.

 

by admiral
1-15-03
Man I am the funny and has large penis
Oh this is so great everyone should send us money
Bad idea! I control the verticle and the horizontal
man the writer is a lazy douchebag
Yeah he used the default characters, hedidn't change shit. We're not even funny this
How does my ass taste now. Now we replace you with cheap asian... fuck what's cheaper then that?

 

by admiral
1-15-03
Gimmie pudding!
No woodface this pudding is for something.
Yeah for getting in my tummy bitch, now hand that shit over!
I'm gonna eat this pudding to work harder, so I can get more money, to buy more pudding, to work harder, to get more money...
The circle of addiction continues...
That was some good pudding. You can have my stool in a stein now.
... so I can eat more pudding, to work harder, so I can get more money, to buy more pudding, to work harder, to get more money...

 

by admiral
1-15-03
load "monkeyrobot" ,8,1
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monkey hate technology
troz
robot hate the monkey
eek

 

by admiral
1-27-03
Smellio returns for the dvds.
Hey Ash. Um, yeah I came back for my dvds and some clothes. I'm going to be moving out and joining the circus.
The nail is in the head now. Why not you coming sooner. Now the hole, is in the head.
Nail in the head!
Qui?
So dis is it... no more stinko man. I should getting to doctor. Domo dog
Let's go to the doctor.
So I'll be going now. Have a nice life. You should get that nail taken out stupid ass.
The head is the hurt.

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