All comics by adzo909

 

by adzo909
12-01-07
News just In. A mad man is on the loose, killing 29 people
Also, a fire has killed 107 children in Jamaica
And I have just been fired, for a bad april fools joke

 

by adzo909
12-01-07
Are you playing games?
No, I'm doing my homework
Oh, good. Which subject?
Cooking
What website are you using then?
www.meat-and-two-veg.com

 

by adzo909
12-01-07
Hello there, old chap
Hi, man
Say, have you seen a brown and white dog anywhere?
Why, is it yours?
Yes he is mine, so have you seen him?
Yeah, he's over there, under my car tyre

 

by adzo909
12-01-07
I've been sent here to KILL you
Ok
Ready to die?
Not yet
What about you?

 

by adzo909
12-01-07
I'm a magic chair, you may have ONE wish
Wow, I could wish for anything, money, fame, a mansion...
I've got it, I wish a had my pack of crisps I lost yesterday
Your wish has been granted

 

by adzo909
12-02-07
Mike, you really need to get a life
I know, ooh, a box, a must destroy it and see what's inside
YES!! An extra life, see, now I have 2 lives
Sigh

 

by adzo909
12-02-07
I must kill anyone who I see
Oh dear, sorry there Sonny Jim, but I believe that you are in the wrong comic book
Oh, I'm sorry, I should've realised when I saw that everything in is colour

 

by adzo909
12-02-07
Are you Gary Flammoplio
No, I'm HARRY Flammoplio
Let me have proof then, Gary, is that you?
No
Oh, then I'm terribly sorry Harry, it won't happen again
Okie Dokie

 

by adzo909
12-02-07
Hey, do you speak English?
Moo
Oh, sorry I don't speak Spanish

 

by adzo909
12-02-07
Joke from Tommy Cooper
I took my dog to the vet, to get him checked out
The vet said, " I'm going to have to put him down, and I said "Why?"...
He said, " Because he's bloody heavy"

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