All comics by afroninja

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by afroninja
11-06-02
Human cloning isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Human cloning isn't all it's cracked up to be.
He's plotting against me
He's plotting against me

 

by afroninja
11-06-02
Should I invest in the stock market?
Yes! You must stimulate the economy!
How much can I get for three nickels and a bottle cap?

 

by afroninja
11-06-02
I should do something productive with my day.
I think, therefore I am.
Whew. That was tough.

 

by afroninja
11-06-02
Well, can you?
Yes. You have a lovely house.

 

by afroninja
11-06-02
Now I have someone to talk to!
Now I have someone to talk to!
I'll never be alone!
I'll never be alone!
This guy bores me.
This guy bores me.

 

by afroninja
11-06-02
Slot A into Tab A?
Use enclosed metal screws ... ?
This new "Torturemaster 4000" is tough to figure out
ouch. ow. the pain ...

 

by afroninja
11-06-02
When I grow up, I'm gonna make movies, and those movies are gonna be super cool, and everyone is gonna love them, and I'm gonna be the next Harry Potter! Yeah!
You wanna go get drunk and pick up some chicks?
Yeah. Fuck the movies.
That's the spirit!

 

by afroninja
11-07-02
Well, here I am, just walking down the street and minding my own business, when my arm falls off. All I have to do is pick it up, though.
Shit. I'm left-handed.
Here arm, arm, arm! Here arm, arm, arm!

 

by afroninja
11-07-02
I'm gonna make a comic!
Hmm ... I need a good punch line for my comic, or it won't be funny.
"FUCK"

 

by afroninja
11-07-02
DAY ONE
I really have to pee

 

by afroninja
11-07-02
DAY TWO
I don't know how much longer I can endure
This "suffering for all mankind" stuff is really wearing thin
Man, my armpits stink

 

by afroninja
11-07-02
DAY THREE
Father! Why have you foresaken me?
I have a delivery for a Mr. Jesus Christ. Pizza with extra hummus.
Awww, thanks dad!

 

by afroninja
11-07-02
DAY THREE - EVENING
Maybe I can rock back and forth to get myself free.
ONE ... TWO ... THREE ... Ungh!
Ouch

 

by afroninja
11-10-02
People think we're the same person
People think we're the same person
They couldn't be more wrong
They couldn't be more wrong
I'm the original funnyman
I'm the original funnyman

 

by afroninja
11-10-02
Who are you?
Psycho Killer
All you need is Love
You don't bring me flowers anymore
I never promised you a rose garden
You are my sunshine

 

by afroninja
11-10-02
A day in the life of AfroNinja
Hey AliasMen. Do you think they like us?
You know, if they don't understand us, tough shit.
Moron
Tool

 

by afroninja
11-11-02
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