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by allenhenderson
2-22-01
I'm a guy in a trashcan with no legs
A crazy ol' trashcan-guy WITH NO LEGS!
Why aren't they helping me?

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01
Please feed me I'm very hungry
Stop clapping

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01
I have no legs
And I'm very hungry

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01
I love you mom

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01
Hey! Got any spare nuts? Hey!
Come on man, I need some nuts
Stop pretending like you didn't hear me!

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01
I just want some spare nuts! Come on, I know you have some you don't need, just reach in your pocket and give me some
You can't keep looking away forever
Motherfucker

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01
Hey, give me some nuts. Hey..hey..hey..hey..
Hey...

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01
Man, I just followed you out here and saw you pick up a bunch of nuts. Can you just give me one?
This is why I hate white people

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01
Oh God, we're all going to die!
It's Jesus! Jesus, save us!
I just came to tell you you were all going to die

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01
Jesus, please save us!
No.

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01
If you weren't going to save us, why did you jerk us around by appearing before us?
Yeah, ok, you're right, that wasn't very fair
Oh thank God!

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01
Do you think Jesus is coming back?

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01
Oh God, my parachute didn't open!
I don't know whether I'm more horrified at the fact I'm going to splatter all over the ground or that it's going to happen at a little boy's birthday party
I don't want to die

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01
Try not to think about what it will be like when you hit the ground
And break open like a watermelon
On that little boy's birthday party

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01
Maybe if I wish really hard I won't be falling to the earth with a broken parachute

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01
A clown's REALLY goin' ta parachute in on your birfday party?
Yep.

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01
Oh no, it's the apocalypse and all I did my entire life was horde money. Now everthing is lost and I only have this bag of money
I'd better repent
Oh boy, a hooker!

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01
Oh no, the apocalypse!
I'd better go home and check on my family!

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01
It's the apocalypse!
Where the white women at?
Right here.
Good, I was worried about you

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01
This is taking forever to download

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01
Even though this is the apocalypse, at least I'm ok
I mean, I survived a nuclear bomb! If that didn't kill me, what could?
Shit

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01
Well I guess this giant bug is going to eat me
That seems the only logical outcome of this cartoon
Happy Birthday!

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01
Marco!
You're dead, aren't you?

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01
You're funny.

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01
One day I'm going to open my own art gallery here
Once I think of a gimmick to hide the fact I have no talent, that is

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01
This is the worst accident I've ever seen
I know, Jesus Christ
I don't know if I'm cut out for this job anymore
MEANWHILE...
I wonder where Susie is?
Yeah

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01
I'm taller than the devil!
Damn hippie

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01
Oh no, it's a metaphor for all that stands to challenge an established belief system, be it social, religious, or otherwise
RAAAAAAA!

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01
Welcome to hell. For your moral crimes in life, this is your reward
I can still keep my money, right?
I don't see why not

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01
Do clowns go to hell?
No, of course not. Get out of here silly
What about robots?
No, you can go too
Hey, you're not the devil, I am! How many people did you let go? Take that disguise off! I'm going to mess you up dude!
I really should have thought this out longer

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01
Where am I?
This is never easy..

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01
So this is hell
I don't like this guy already

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01
So you're Satan huh?
Yep.
Must suck being you
My powers are second only to God himself
Heh.
What a dildo

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01
So if you have all these powers, why do you stay here in hell
It is of no consequence as to where I manifest my form
I think that you can't leave. If you can really leave then prove it
FINE
Aaah, this sure is nice. Thank you.
Doesn't he know I'm just going to torture him a lot more for this?

 

by allenhenderson
2-22-01
This is the worst movie ever
No talking

 

by allenhenderson
2-23-01
I wonder why we were created. I wonder if we have some kind of grand purpose in the scheme of the universe
It's probably to kill all the humans
Oh yeah

 

by allenhenderson
2-25-01

 

by allenhenderson
2-25-01
I hope no one cool sees me pooping in the woods

 

by allenhenderson
2-25-01
God I can't believe this guy caught me pooping in the woods, he's going to tell everyone he saw me, I just know it
Unless I eat him
Where's my cane?

 

by allenhenderson
2-25-01
Well I guess I'd better eat this hippie so he doesn't tell anyone he saw me pooping in the woods
Well this hasn't been a very productive outing

 

by allenhenderson
2-25-01
Oh God, my allergies are killing me
Here, take some of these pills I take
Wow, these are great, but they don't really do anything for my allergies
You have allergies?

 

by allenhenderson
2-26-01
Yeah, I get the joke, that's pretty clever...how's that working out for you?
What's that?
Being clever.
Well, pretty good. I'm a clown.

 

by allenhenderson
2-26-01
Allyson is so cool she makes me dance!
Me too!

 

by allenhenderson
2-26-01
Sometimes I feel bad for biting little kids that try to pet me
Oh boy, a big funny goose!
For some reason it's always afterwards though

 

by allenhenderson
2-26-01
Some nights when I can't sleep I look back on what I gave up both consciously and unconsciously to become the individual only an ideal universe could allow to thrive
Slowly I have been stripped bare of the most basic of human rewards. This is a metaphor for how I feel my consciousness should be represented: flayed and burning alive in heaven
Look at me! I'm a crazy dog on a ball! Weeee! I'm crazy ball-dog, come play with me! WAZZUP! My dizzack, MY DIZZACK! All your base are belong to my dizzack! MY DIZZACK!

 

by allenhenderson
2-26-01
Ok, I funded the creation of the most advanced robot butler ever, just so it could have the capacity to understand my commands
Now I want you to make me a drink
How do I tell him I love him?

 

by allenhenderson
2-26-01
Dammit robot butler, every time I send you to get me a drink you come back with love poetry
DRINK, do you understand, DRINK
I've never felt this way before

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