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by antsey
7-08-03
Vaguette meets Antsey for the first time.
Hello is that your baby?
Yes it is my baby.
Vaguette dicovers Antsey has a child.
How exciting can i hold... is it a him or a her?
It's a her. Let me think...
She cannot resist the fabled Antsey charm however and they make love as planned.
No i think I should put her somewhere safe then we will have sex as planned.
Great!

 

by antsey
7-08-03
My dog has no nose.
Your dog has no nose? How does he smell?
He can't.

 

by antsey
7-08-03
Frosty! Is that your baby? If it is I have to tell you...
That your baby is very very... err... it's very very... Oh I can't say it it's just too darn mean!
Here we go...
It's not my baby it's Antonia's and it's UGLY! NOW FUCK OFF!

 

by antsey
7-09-03
Emmzi makes a call that changes her life
Daddy i'm never coming home
Do not be foolish you insolent snip.
Emmzi is read the news.
Daddy I met a wonderful and sensitive man and we're going to be married and buy a palace in Dinger's village
I know of this man my child - he is the type of man who lies with other men. I know for a fact he desires another man. A terribly handsome man...
Dinger's domestication is put on hold (again)
Really?
Yes Emmzi, your Fiancé is a pansy

 

by antsey
7-20-03
Plasmo intercepts the alien horde in virtual space via her preferred method of intervention: the metaphorical construct remote-control cyber robot
Stand aside!
I'm afraid i can't my invading alien friend. Cyberspace - NAY! The entire world expects i won't.
Why?
People kind of "expect" me to stand up for what's right and confound my enemies with implacable logic!
Wow that must be really tough on you.
It is kind of, invading alien friends but it kind of feels nice as well.

 

by antsey
3-18-04
Good morning!
Hello there.
Nice day!
Please don't come any closer.

 

by antsey
3-18-04
Cup of tea?

 

by antsey
6-11-04
How about that Sally McPhee?
Oh yeah. I think she's great.
Me too.
Please stop staring at me.
I can't help it. You're hot.

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