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by attitudechicka2
12-27-17
So, hey, you want to go on a date in April?
You mean, as friends?
Oh. No. Nevermind then.
Oh.
Oh no! It is the awkward. And here I am, without a care to give.

 

One for me, One for the fire. One for me, one for the fire. One for me...
by attitudechicka2, 12-27-17

 

by attitudechicka2
12-29-17
Not feeling like putting my contacts in. I mean, what do I really NEED to see in the shower?
What is that crawling up the wall? Is that a spider? It's as big as a toddler!
Ok, I need my glasses so I can at least see this thing. Oh. That would be a ball of my hair. And now the floor is wet.

 

by attitudechicka2
12-30-17
Let me get this straight. You came to cheapessaysrus.com for an Essay on why Harry Potter is the best series ever?
Yes.
Are you taking some kind of fantasy studies class?
No. I'm not a student. I just wanted to compare your insight to what I already know.

 

by attitudechicka2
12-31-17
You're leaving? What about the tiger we symbolically adopted together?
You can keep paying the $8 per month to keep Spot alive.
Can I also keep the tiger plushie?
Whatever you want. I just want out.
You're my favorite mistake.

 

KNOB CREEK. BRING YOUR BITCH FORK, BITCH BOI
by attitudechicka2, 12-31-17

 

by attitudechicka2
1-13-18
Sept 6, 2006; Portland, Oregon
Kill a chick, get some money. Easy as pie.
Swingy hammer time!
WHO ARE YOU? WHAT DO YOU WANT?
TELL ME WHO SENT YOU HERE AND I WILL CALL YOU A FUCKING AMBULANCE

 

by attitudechicka2
1-13-18
911, What's your emergency?
We have an intruder in the house next door... The woman who lives there thinks she may have strangled him.
Can you put her on the phone?
She's bleeding.
Does she need an ambulance?
No... she says call an ambulance for the guy. He may be dead.

 

by attitudechicka2
1-28-18
So basically, that's how I got involved in the band. We've been jamming since 2010.
This girl is so much fun! I hope I can hang out with her again soon!
Add friend.
Did you just say Add friend? Are you aware we're having a live conversation?
WOULD YOU JUST ACCEPT MY REQUEST?

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