All comics by bartsimpson123

 

by bartsimpson123
11-23-07
You know what? I think that I might need to make some changes to you!
BZZ BZZ! WHY? BZZ!
BZZ! BORING? BZZ BZZ! ROBOT BZZ CAN'T BE BZZ BZZ BORING!
Well, you are a bit boring.
But this is crazy.
This is all that's left! The ambulances came down this road and because of a fire and this is what I have left! I will spank you with this!

 

Why are those ambulances going down there?
Homer Simpson has got drunk.
by bartsimpson123, 11-23-07

 

by bartsimpson123
11-23-07
I can't take anyone to jail! It's so quiet around here!
Maybe I can think about going home...
I think I found someone!
I stole a rare nut from that royal queen's chair.

 

by bartsimpson123
11-23-07
Hi! I am so happy that you are still alive. Boss? When can we get a coffee machine?
I'll send a quick email.
Hi! I am so happy that you are still alive. Boss?
Sounds like I'm begging...
Hi! I am so happy that you are still alive. Boss? Have you remembered your promise?
Much better! Send!

 

by bartsimpson123
11-24-07
I'm a witch! What else do I look like?
What are you?
Well?
...
A caretaker.

 

by bartsimpson123
11-25-07
Daddy, can I have a job?
OK cupcake, I am the big boss of this office anyway!
Yay! Where can I start?
On third floor, it has one room, just push the door open. I'll show you!
D'oh!
Start by putting this junk mail into year group starting with the year mostly in the past.

 

by bartsimpson123
12-08-07
Oh! A new e-mail!
NEW E-MAIL! NEW E-MAIL!
I am real and I can bring you loads of presents.
Dear Santa, Are you real because if you are can you bring me loads of presents?
!!!!!!!!!!
From, Lopatop, Lives in: Desert.

 

by bartsimpson123
12-08-07
Hmm, A rocket saying TNT on it, that meens bomb right...?
I knew that I shouldn't have gone near that!

 

by bartsimpson123
12-08-07
I'm staying right here!
It's been one embarrassment after another today!
Your flies are undone.

 

by bartsimpson123
12-13-07
Right, I found a letter on my desk! I'll see what it says.
Dear, Somebody: You have been chosen to win a TV! From, WINATV
I've got a TV though!

 

by bartsimpson123
12-19-07
I need those reports NOW!
Damn! I forgot to bring them in!
Well?
Would you like one of my cupcakes?
Do they have M&M's on them?

 

by bartsimpson123
12-19-07
I wrote a report about short-time memory!
Can I read it?
Read what?

 

by bartsimpson123
12-23-07
In a Santa's Grotto
What do you want for Christmas little boy?
Well, I want a DS, a 21" TV, an XBOX 360...
What else...A computer, a PS3, an MP3 player...
I bet the real Santa couldn't deal with all of this!
A talking dog, a robot slave, magic floor, my own theme park...

 

He's so cute!
*Farts*
by bartsimpson123, 12-24-07

 

by bartsimpson123
12-29-07
Hi! Do you need a paperclip? I could be useful.
Well, I need a paperclip for some work so OK.
What's the work about?
Killing paperclips.
Maybe not.

 

by bartsimpson123
1-06-08
I want to go to the shops.
OK, you can come to the DIY store with me.
That's boring!

 

by bartsimpson123
1-06-08
I'm in a comic strip.
Better make the most of it.
*BURP!*

 

by bartsimpson123
1-19-08
I ran into my ex-boyfriend.
What did you do?
I put it in reverse and hit him again.

 

Hi! My name's Rick.
by bartsimpson123, 1-19-08

 

Rick shall have loads of comic strips. (Not just 1 panel.)
Don't show your "you know what" in public people.
What did I do?
by bartsimpson123, 1-19-08

 

by bartsimpson123
1-19-08
Please note in Rick #01 I put the title in caps. It was because it was first one.
I'm going to the toilet.
Time to make ass pie.

 

by bartsimpson123
1-26-08
Suddenly

 

by bartsimpson123
8-10-08
I'm George Bush!
Who the hell are you?
I find that very hard to believe

 

I got a job making Game & Watchs!
Idiot
by bartsimpson123, 8-10-08

 

by bartsimpson123
8-10-08
Hey Clango, You know that self-checkout store that only allows 10 items or less?
Yeah
Well, I made it through with 12 items!
One small step for man, one giant leap for nerdkind

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