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by be_not_dismayed
8-15-06
Featuring O'Fab the Gay European Bodybuilder!
Sheesh I hope this gives me enough money to cover for books
Okay now this is what we're going to do...
Ugh! What is this nasty European talking about now?
And then after we pour Vicks all over the...
I wonder what would happen if Mandy found out about this
I can't do this by myself!

 

by be_not_dismayed
8-16-06
Morty Levingoldstein- the Fujewative!
Oy! When is all this going to stop?!
Oh crap here's Billy Clinton. Wonder if he'll rebuild my home?
Ah think my involvement in the Oslo Accords solved everything. It's the Jews fault. This wouldn't have happened if Ah were still President.
Well thank heavens that's over.
I loved you Hilary!

 

by be_not_dismayed
8-16-06
Just as a heads up, I'm pro-Israel and anti-Islam.
Wonder what happened to Billy Clinton?
I did not have sexual relations with that woman!
Save it Billy. Not even all the lawyers down here could help you.
Oh here we go again!
See what you did to our beautiful (stolen) piece of land? Give us back Palestine you pig!

 

by be_not_dismayed
8-16-06
Upon losing his home and everything he had because of the Muslims, Morty decided to come to America
May as well come to America. Jesse Jackson called New York City 'hymie-town', but I'd rather go to stupid Cleveland.
Upon ariving at Cleveland he notices that it looks worse than his war-torn Israel
Ugh! I thought the Jews had escaped the ghetto a long time ago!
He went to the local library and started chatting with a red-haired kid named 'Wesley'

 

by be_not_dismayed
8-16-06
Why don't you come to church with me on Sunday?
Well I'm a Jew... but I'm always up for anything.
Come Sunday...
Meet my Sunday School teacher, Chris.
Dude how's it hanging?! My 40th b-day was on September 11th. How wicked is that?

 

Mel Gibson in: Jews on a Plane
GET THESE BLEEPING JEWS OF THIS BLEEPING PLANE!
No one will get the duality of this joke.
by be_not_dismayed, 8-17-06

 

Have another little piece of my heart now, baby, yeah. You know you got it if it makes you feel good, Oh yes indeed...
Let's give it up for Bianca Ryan everybody! With this $1 mil she can finally move out of the ghetto and get an American grandma.
by be_not_dismayed, 8-18-06

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