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by bobo32
3-14-01
Oh Jesus, I bet the pervert ENJOYED that.

 

by bobo32
3-14-01
Yes, of course I COULD tell you how your computers are hooked up wrong.
What's wrong with the deal?
And I thought I had a knack for royally messing things up.

 

by bobo32
3-14-01
Nice shoes, wanna--
Not that pick-up line again. What, am I supposed to think it's funny instead of rude and demeaning?
--tell me where you got them?
Phew, maybe she actually thinks that's what I was originally going to say.
Eh, if he's asking about shoes he's probably gay anyway.

 

by bobo32
3-15-01
I'm from Canada.
But you didn't say "eh?"
Once again my plot has been foiled by a silly detective kid.
Then again, maybe he IS from Canada.

 

by bobo32
3-15-01
meow
kinky
I love the rough feel of park bench.
kinky
Don't you ever say anything?
kinky

 

by bobo32
3-15-01
ALL YUOR BASE!
ARE BELONG TO US!
ALL YUOR BASE!
ARE BELONG TO US!
ALL YUOR BASE!
God I love cheerleaders.

 

by bobo32
3-15-01
Ten paces and then fire?
Correct.
1..2..3..4..5..6..
How stupid can you get? Now to shoot him in the back.
You fool! Did you forget Kirk's order: "Phasers on overload"?
No me gusta la boom!

 

by bobo32
3-15-01
I call it "On a Cheerleader's Legs"
Slimmer than my wrist, longer than my spine, soft as summer's kiss, they simply are disgusting.
How can they be so small, yet flaunted by her skirt; and can she walk at all? With her I want to fight.
I wish it was this way--that what I said was true. My mind is led astray by what I want to...damnit.
They didn't print it on the yearbook's poetry page.

 

by bobo32
3-15-01
I like your lips. They're so big...are you part black?
I am a very white kid from a small town in Nebraksa--that seems obvious to everyone else.
No.
And yet she still stares deeply into my eyes as if she cares about me. Damn she's good.

 

by bobo32
3-16-01
Wow, I love your lips.
Another stripper commenting on my lips? They must be bigger than I thought.
Thanks.
Ah yes, I am a devil with the ladies.

 

by bobo32
3-16-01
I wish there was something to give my life meaning.
Damint Jebus! Can't you get the hint? I'm talking about needing a woman goddamnit!
No, my son, I am Jesus, and I have come to give your life more purpose and meaning than you could imagine.
I can get you a woman, and I shall even supply you the clothes and manner of speech you must use. I can hook you up with some freshly bombastic women at this rave in NYC on the 30th.
You do realize I don't believe in you either, right?

 

by bobo32
3-16-01
Oh yeah. Feel it. Ahhh...
I wish I could. I wish I could.
Nice fuck, wanna shoe?

 

by bobo32
3-16-01
Are YOU going to Shakers?
No. I would feel bad. I have too much respect for women.
At 4:30 AM driving back from Shakers.
So, we finally got you to go to Shakers. What'd you think?
I was unimpressed.
You didn't even get a dollar dance, fugobo. You acted as if you were scared of the dancers' breasts.
I am NOT gay.

 

by bobo32
3-16-01
Are YOU going to Shakers?
No, if any breasts go into my face, they will be voluntary, not a paid commodity.
I just feel weird about having the whole relationship based solely around their boobies--
Did you seriously just say "boobies"?

 

by bobo32
3-17-01
I need to go somewhere. Do something. Posibly even something that could lead to meeting females.
Alas! I have an idea which will finally be something I can stick with and enjoy.
I'm off to finally enjoy my life! And if I don't meet any women, so be it. My life is now my own.
Another two hour break between games of counter-strike.

 

by bobo32
3-18-01
Our horribly dressed hero is in desperate need of getting out of work --at McDonald's!
Yes of course I shall work for you. All you must do is ask out the girl whom you have idolized for months now.
OK. I suppose I must do this eventually anyway.
Would you like to do something this weeked? ------------ Maybe some other time?
Well, I'm busy this weekend. ------------ Um, we'll see.
HAW HAW HAW!
Dude, you da man!

 

by bobo32
3-18-01
Hmm... I should ask the girl who I've been idolizing for months out, and I want someone to work for me.
Hello.
Hey.
Satan, Satan, wherefore art thou, Satan?

 

by bobo32
3-18-01
You made the cutest person in the world feel bad--now you must die!
Aaaactually...
No, I will not listen to your dumb sounding lies!
Aaaactually...
I have sent him to the fiery lake!
Aaaactually...

 

by bobo32
3-18-01
Now that we're at Shakers, we can forget all our problems getting women and just pay for a night of fun!
YEAH! You said it.
Why is the fugobo watching the guys and not enjoying the naked women?
I think he's trying to psychoanalyze us and misconstrue our motives.
Fugobo, why can you not forget about your troubles and enjoy yourself? The women are naked for our entertainment.
I am NOT gay.

 

by bobo32
3-18-01
I'm glad there's not feline character.
Why?
Can you imagine the number of comics with two felines in the same panel?
Oh no.
CATS.

 

by bobo32
3-18-01
I'm not dead YET.

 

by bobo32
3-18-01
Hi there! If I give you 25 dollars an hour, will you waste your life writing code to advance a multi-trillion dollar corporation?
I expect a status report by 2:30 tomorrow.
okay.
I hate my life.

 

by bobo32
3-18-01
Hey clown! My mom paid you twenty five dollars. Humiliate yourself for an hour.
I'm gonna go play Pokemon.
okay.
Well, I already hate myself, and with this kind of bulge I could be raking in the dough in the right places...

 

by bobo32
3-18-01
1997
I want so much to date you, but I can't bring myself to ask.
2000
I want so much to date you, but I can't bring myself to ask.
20001
I'm too old for this shit; I don't care anymore. Do I know you?
I had a crush on you, but since you aren't interested I'm just going to go fantasize about Jinx.

 

by bobo32
3-18-01
hey wanna do something cool?
Like what? I'm many states away and you said you don't play computer games?
Homophobe.
Why am I a homophobe? Because you act like you don't like women and I call you gay?
Fuck off. I'm going to go work at McDonald's.
that's... cool...

 

by bobo32
3-18-01
Where is the theatre?
What are you speaking of? Why should the theatre we want to go to?
There is squirrel there.
Follow me.
You must save some for me, as a finder's fee. I have not eaten all day.

 

by bobo32
3-18-01
Studies show that there are 10000 times more incidents of spontaneous combustion thanks to low pass industries' comic strip creator.
What?
Did you expect us to burst into flame?

 

by bobo32
3-18-01
Hey, I'm bobo32, an apathetic loser who resents moral righteousness in a fun and sometimes hypocritical manner. I'm a big fan of the gentlemens' club, Shakers.
I am fugobo, aka fugabo. Shakers is bad. I hate god. Hmmm...what else. Oh yes, I am NOT gay, homophobe. And I resent bobo32 for putting these words in my mouth.
I'm Mofo. Shakers is good. Too good; it steals all my money. Currently I'm conducting a survey on whether or not non-strippers would rub their breasts in my face for money.
I'm HoplessGimper, and I'm one of those hopeless romantics who idolizes women. Shakers isn't bad, but I want women to like me for non-monetary reasons.
Hi, I'm yaby jebus. Shakers is good, but I'm more interested in sowing the seeds of chaos, and making fugobo and HoplessGimper hate me.
I will never, EVER, want any of these guys, nor will any other woman I know.

 

by bobo32
3-18-01
Your time has come.
Damnit, so many things I should have done, women I should have talked to...
Life's up, buddy.
I wish I had asked out the women who were actually interested in me...
At least you won't go blathering about your regrets concerning women.
I am NOT gay. Bobo32 got to you, didn't he?

 

by bobo32
3-18-01
Did you ever see "Saturday Night Fever" by chance?
I am the ghost of John Travolta.
He is not dead.
I should learn not to talk to meddling dectective kids.
Satan, you can be my bitch if you want.

 

by bobo32
3-18-01
I hate religious people.
I hate morally righteous people.
I also hate people with ambition.
We should have casual sex.
And then lay around for hours doing nothing.
And then have more casual sex.

 

by bobo32
3-18-01
So then I said, "That's what SHE said!"
HAW HAW HAW!
You get it? It's like, it's like, if some chick said that--
Me gusta la boom!
Now you are nothing but another spontaneous combustion statistic.

 

by bobo32
3-18-01
I, for one, am glad that there are fewer funny comics and more bad pr0n comics.
Wait a second, you are not cute little asian girl!
Damn you meddling...wait a second, you are not cute little asian girl two!
Not YOU again.
I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that damn meddling Satan.

 

by bobo32
3-19-01
This girl doesn't mind me and I get to see her once a week at work. This is about as serious of a relationship with a female as I've ever had.
I don't mind him, but I wish he'd shave that shit off his chin and that he'd speak more instead of looking at me and smiling.
I have few friends at college and yet all I can do is make fun of my friends back home.
Fugobo: Why do you all hate me? I am NOT gay.
Did I ever say that you were gay? If I did, I'm sorry. I, of course meant to imply it many many times, but I seriously don't think that you're gay. Nor do I care if you are.
Fugobo: Asshole.

 

by bobo32
3-19-01
Asshole, you're always misunderstanding me and insulting me for no reason.
You prick, why can't you take a fucking joke and get on with your life?
Fellas, please! There's a war going on, people are dying. Why can't you just forgive and forget?
I hate your fucking bickering like little bitches. Jesus, even I agree you need to stop it.
Fuck off.
No shit. Who the fuck do you think you are, Jesus and Satan?

 

by bobo32
3-19-01
So my friend fugobo gets angry when we misconstrue him, even making comics that correct whatever we say that is wrong.
Yet he had me think "She wants me! An end to my problems finding women!" about a stripper, knowing full well that I don't see it that way, I just take it as adult entertainment.
Prick.
I am NOT gay.

 

by bobo32
3-19-01
Oh Jesus, I'm in another comic by bobo32.
"Oh Jesus?" Yeah, let me down and you'll be saying that all night.
I'm so sorry my friend. This silly spat has enraged me to the point of making bad pr0n comics. I see the error in my ways. Can you forgive me?
I am NOT gay.

 

by bobo32
3-19-01
ALL YUOR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
HAW HAW HAW!
HAW HAW HAW!
What're you laughing at, little meddling detective asian girl?
Satan, you jackass, do I look like I have any base?

 

by bobo32
3-19-01
Listen up, you primitive screwheads, this is my BOOM stick!
Just as long as you don't use it to screw me in a very uncomfortable place.
What, like the back of a Volkswagen? You know, I try to fuck the bitches, but the bitches won't fuck me. They duck me. It sucks to me.
I hear no gansta rap mood noise. You must be Satan.
I would have gotten away with it to, if it weren't for those meddling detective kids.
Did I go through an entire comic without swearing? Shit.

 

by bobo32
3-19-01
I don't know about this whole comic thing...
HAW HAW HAW!
HAW HAW HAW!
Oh, that was rich. Anywho, I'm going to assume you still don't want to go to Shakers when I get back.
I am NOT gay.

 

by bobo32
3-19-01
It's 2:40 AM, do you know what your bobo32 is doing?
I'm going to have to go with, "Not writing the five page english paper due at 11."
The little asian girls are so cute when they swear.
Hey bobo32, you bitch! Get back to work.
Stop making these unoriginal and uninspired lame comics, asshole.

 

by bobo32
3-20-01
Bobo32 arrives home from work.
Gimper(away)-Sleepy time.
Hmmm... HoplessGimper was supposed to be having friends, mostly girls, over to watch movies...Now he's "sleeping."
And now for the obligatory fugobo panel.
In light of this, I'm sure that almost all of my friends are straight. Not that it matters.
I am NOT gay.
Meanwhile, at HoplessGimper's...
I'll take that as a no.
Help! I am an attractive female and a nice guy is politely asking me out! RUN AWAY!

 

by bobo32
3-20-01
No I'm Sparacus!
I'm Sparacus!
I'm Sparacus!
I'm Spartacus!
Ah, apparently they already crucified him.
No! I swear I didn't mean it! The dude on the cross! The dude on the cross is Spartacus!

 

by bobo32
3-20-01
Monitor too bright. Head hurt.
Why I am awake still?
Go to fucking sleep.

 

by bobo32
3-20-01
Crazy Russian Guy at the front of the room: By the way, it's OI-ler's method, not YOU-ler's.
Once again I am left staring at the back of her head. She is so bitter, so beatiful.
Crazy Russian Guy at the front of the room: ...and to get to the next point, Y naught...
Why not? It must be fate speaking through the crazy language of calculus!
Crazy Russian Guy at the front of the room: Will you please stop playing with your phone?
Jesus Christ, did I say that? Was I talking? Did she hear me? How can she yawn so seductively?

 

by bobo32
3-20-01
So, what happened last night with the people over at your place?
Nevermind. I liked your comic.
Whatever. Thanks.
Shit, he took me seriously.
Haw haw! Funny how I made you forget about questioning me about last night.
Yes, just like it's funny how you brought it up again... All right, tell your story now that you have "out-witted" me.

 

by bobo32
3-20-01
Could this be? Our superhero is left in a haze of confusing confusion!
HoplessGimper...
before me...
I hurt inside.

 

by bobo32
3-20-01
Aren't you guys happy for me?
Rudie, before me? This doesn't bode well for my claim that I am NOT gay.
Wow, I can empathize with fugobo. I am NOT gay. I just hurt inside.
No matter, you shall never be happy while I am around to spread chaos.
You WILL burn in hell.

 

by bobo32
3-20-01
Crush@crushlink: Somebody has a crush on you.
Wow, I didn't think any chicks who would do this kind of shit knew this email address. Maybe someone actually does care.
Jesus, did I say that? Was I talking? Did the computer hear me? I know I'm pathetic, but I must know who this is, even if it's just someone jerking my chain.
So, um, fugobo...
I am NOT gay.

 

by bobo32
3-21-01
What my screen does say; The comics must be Haiku; Because someone sucks?
Damnit, what you say!!; Someone set us up the bomb!; now I make my time.
Winning is not all; besides, you know all your base; are belong to us!

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