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by bradleyg
3-08-04
Muha, This Place is a how-you-say- Disaster!
I'd say, Dude.
Look at that...
Dude, That's Godzilla.
Where did that other guy go?
Ate Him.

 

by bradleyg
3-08-04
Another day trying to get through the grade 9 hall.
Excuse me, Your standing in the hall senselessly. Can't you at least move aside if your just going to stand there and talk?
Hey Loser, Fuck you!
. . . .

 

by bradleyg
3-08-04
Rap Kids meet in the hall after some skidish standing outside.
Dude, Snoop Dogg is way more hardcore than Eminem.
Not a chance man.
What are we arguing about, man. Rap music is all about equality and everlasting peace.
Yeah, man. Let's go make a tribute to 2Pac by writing his name on desks at school.
People will know we are for real, G
Holla.

 

by bradleyg
3-08-04
Typical day.
Hey, Brad. Nice to see you here at school.
Nice to see you, too.
Untypical Situation
Got your car today? What are you doing next period?
Is she for real?
Typical Ending.
Cause I forgot my keys are at my boyfriend Jimmies house. . .
Oh... I see.

 

by bradleyg
3-08-04
The Reaper visits my bedroom
Ahhh!
Cool down, Buddy. I had to come sometime. First things first, anything you gotta clean up or finish before it's time, I'll give you 20 minutes. But you can't let anyone know I'm here, and be back.
I think I'm going to take a shower. All this talk about stress is starting to get me a little sweaty. Here, I'll turn on the radio while you wait, take a seat.
Sweet! Peter Frampton " ooh, Baby I love your way, everday.. Wanna tell you I love you way...."
Back.
Okay, let's get this over with.....

 

by bradleyg
3-08-04
Hey is something wrong?
I can't find a good date for prom. All The people at this school are ignorant, self absorbed people who don't enjoy good conversation.
Who need prom anyways? Wanna save some money and go watch a documentry?
I hate that dream!

 

by bradleyg
3-08-04
It's 6:15, and time for some crime.
Earlier today, two unidentified males where seen in a stolen minivan.
It is a Dodge Caravan. It may resemeble your neigbours, cousin's, brother-in-law's, or even your own.
Hey... Even I own a dodge caravan.

 

by bradleyg
3-08-04
Upon arival at Glen's House
Hey Man, Wanna go for a coffee or something man?
Just gotta finish up an email,then I'm done. A minute at most man.
I hate how " A minute a the most" translates into about 10. I'll just look around for a bit. Man, this sucks. Why does this happen - everytime?

 

by bradleyg
3-08-04
Brad develops courage, and asks a lady out on a date.
So, I was thinking, Maybe if your not bust sometime we could go check out a movie or something.
How about "The Passion of Christ"
A theological movie that turns the death of Jesus into a pop culture event? I think I'll pass.
. . . . .
I don't think I'd enjoy it.
But Mel Gibson is such a cutie!

 

by bradleyg
3-08-04
That creepy Brad Guy, from Human Growth class asked me to see a movie with him this weekend. God, What a freak.
Just tell him you already made plans, I'm sure he'll understand. While your at it, Tell him to get a haircut.
I did really want to see that "Passion" movie, though. I can only wonder what I'm missing.

 

by bradleyg
3-08-04
Brad finds himself inside of the welding shop at the high school
Hey Brad, What's going on? You seen that new Honda 4-HG ATV?
oh.... yeah.. That things rocks, eh- simply stunning.
It's no 1100-YH, but it's nicer than the 87. She'll do about a buck thirty back on RR3 if you stomp at 'er .
Well, I'm not famillar with too many ATVS.
Well, I better get back to welding my T- Joint.
When it comes to hicks, Just pretend you know about trucks, all terrian vehicles and farming basics. You should get along just fine.

 

by bradleyg
3-09-04
Two Grade Tens push, shove and curse at one another across from Brad's Locker.
Ha! I Pushed my fellow Grade 10 right into the trashcan! This horseplay should certainly allow me to enjoy good standing with the grade 10 ladies watching over there by their lockers.
Hey! Your Gay!
Hey, your a loser, man. But enough with our extremely funny, not to mention cool, sarcastic hate for each other. Let's go stand by those ladies.
Right on, Dude!
Man, Are those grade tens cool or what? I should go beat up my friends.
What a bunch of losers.

 

by bradleyg
3-09-04
Brad sits down and turns on the television
And Next on The WB... 7th Heaven

 

by bradleyg
3-09-04
Brad Tries his luck with the ladies, once again.
So, if your not busy next weekend, maybe you and I could go for dinner.
!

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