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by californaya
10-16-03
At Cyber Zone...
Hey, where'd Jamie go?
Down here, dingus!
Oh, heh....there you are...
Don't make me kick you in the shins again.
The moral of the story: short people are mean.
Oh, I wouldn't want that......shorty...........OW!
Heh.

 

by californaya
10-16-03
Another day at Cyber Zone...
Owwwwwwww......
Let me guess. You did your routine again, didn't you?
Maybe...
You're never going to have kids, you know that?
Eh. If I did, I'd probably injure them seriously. By accident, of course...

 

by californaya
10-17-03
Underage drinking is wrong.
Why's that?
Because it's GHOST NIGGA!
Whatever. I'm leaving.
Ummm........GGPO?

 

by californaya
10-17-03
Intelligent conversation...
You know who's crunk?
Who?
Me.
Yeah, you're crunk..........like MY MOM!!!
Moral of the story: Don't piss off the NGGR.
Ow.
Got that right, bitch.

 

by californaya
10-17-03
Intelligent conversation...
You know who's crunk?
Who?
Me.
Yeah, you're crunk..........like MY MOM!!!
Moral of the story: Don't piss off the NGGR.
Ow.
Got that right, bitch.

 

by californaya
10-17-03
Intelligent conversation...
You know who's crunk?
Who?
Me.
Yeah, you're crunk..........like MY MOM!!!
Moral of the story: Don't piss off the NGGR.
Ow.
Got that right, bitch.

 

by californaya
10-20-03
I'm a lesbian, you know.
Don't you have to be a woman to be a lesbian?
By definition, yes.
Then you're not a lesbian.
.......no. But I like lesbians. Does that count?
No. No it doesn't.

 

by californaya
10-20-03
ME PLAY DEEDEEURRRR!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT!!!!
NAAAAAAKEEEEEEED!!!!!
They sure are, son.
You got any hooved shoes?
WHY, YEEEES!!!!

 

by californaya
10-20-03
Seen it.
Seen it.
Seen it.
Seen it.
Well, it's official.
I've seen all the porn there is to see on the Internet.

 

by californaya
10-20-03
Submitted for your approval, two birthday boys: Josh and Art
Go away. I'm making another DWI.
7 SECOND ONI, YO!!!
They both play IIDX, and they both stomp arrows like nobody's business.
I'm 15 and I'm pissed!!!
Give me that IIDX controller. NOW!!!
What sets them apart? A temper.
Eh, a couple of Greats on Bag. No biggie.
1 GREAT??!?!? MOTHER FUCKER!!!!

 

by californaya
10-21-03
A clash of ideals...
GG REPRESENT!!
HIGH-FIVE REPRESENT!!
You better repsect the High-Five, ass.
Yeah, like your mom respects my cock.
3 seconds later...
What I want to know is how you got here that fast.
Pure, unadulterated fury, my friend.

 

by californaya
10-21-03
You can't fight it, no matter how hard you try.
Come on...you know you want to...
NO! I said I was going to stop.
Why don't you love me anymore?
It's not that I don't love you; it's just.....oh, SCREW IT!!
It does more than pwn him...
That's better.
I can't stay mad at you. *kiss*

 

by californaya
10-22-03
Self-declaration at its finest...
You know who rocks?
No, nor do I care.
I rock, naturally.
Yeah, you rock..........like your mom rocked my cock last night!
You'd think I would have learned from last time...
You'd think so...

 

by californaya
10-22-03
Go set fires.
What she said.

 

by californaya
10-22-03
Another day, another few songs...
YARRR!!! KAZAA IS NOTHING SHORT OF BURIED TREASURE!!! YAHAHAHARRR!!!
Isn't this illegal?
YARRR!!! WHAT DO YOU KNOW, YA PIECE OF SCRAP?!??!?
It was an educated guess. Look behind you.
You're coming with me.....why are you dressed like a pirate?
........you don't get it?

 

by californaya
10-22-03
Go ahead and say it...
My butt hurts.

 

by californaya
10-22-03
Sometimes, guys just don't get it...
Man, Riji, you are HOT!!
You know, there's a reason I'm a lesbian.
Well, then......can I touch your boob?
It was worth it...
Sexual harassment was worth losing a testicle?

 

by californaya
10-23-03
Another day at the Cyber Zone...
Hey Geno, what's...
WHERE'S MY MONEY, BITCH?
*sob* I was just trying to say Hi...*sob*
Whatever. Hey Chuck, gimme some Bawls.

 

by californaya
10-23-03
When Stuffed Pandas Attack!.......
Wow, that's the farthest I've ever tossed him.
.....from far away
.....what did you put in him? A brick?.........HEY!

 

by californaya
10-23-03
Two strangers meet...
HI! I'm Exo!
How's it goin'?
...and it's magic.
Wanna cyber?
...............OK.

 

by californaya
10-24-03
WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
*shrugs*

 

by californaya
10-24-03
When a random stranger reads the DDRSA boards...
......he dies a quick and horrible death.

 

by californaya
10-27-03
Hey Josh, what's up?
Nothing much.
..........
..........
I should have seen it coming...
AXE!!!
GODDAMNIT!!!

 

by californaya
10-29-03
Meet the team! There's Light_Step and CXE...
'Sup?
My crotch hurts.
...then there's Dragonsheart and Tenrilid...
My pants fell off in the middle of Locomotion.
I'm a penguin, it's true.
.......and town_plagarist and........hey, where'd californaya go?
*shifty eyes*

 

by californaya
10-29-03
This can't be good...
There you are.
Hey cali, what's....
OH GOD NO!!! AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
So ends the life of an Axe-wielding 15-year-old...
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, MOFO!!
Ass.

 

by californaya
10-29-03
Based on true events
Hey, I'm Nny777. You probably don't know me.
I've seen you; I'm pretty much a whore for the boards.
I've posted probably twice ever.
I've posted over 2500 times.
...........
Yeah. If you leave now, you might not catch my lack-of-social-life-itis.

 

by californaya
10-29-03
Mat's awesome.
I'm awesome.

 

by californaya
10-30-03
*poke*
*giggle*

 

by californaya
11-03-03
Based on true events
Hey Josh.
Yeah?
Why do you think people smoke if they know they're going to die?
I guess cause they're just trying to satisfy their most base desire.
Well, you know they're going to Hell, right?
Here we go...

 

by californaya
11-03-03
Do you look at porn often?
Well, I wouldn't call it often. Maybe 2-3 times a week...
You don't think that's often?
Well, considering I used to do it every fucking day, yeah.
I probably am going to hell.
You know someone's up there, watching you.
Oh, you mean......GOD?!?

 

by californaya
11-03-03
He knows that you're doing that, and you're going to Hell.
Look, I know what I'm doing and I don't see a problem with it.
Well, I think you'll have a problem with it when you go to Hell.
Well, by then, I don't think I'll have a problem with it considering I'll be DEAD.
Yep. I'm going to Hell.
Masturbation is wrong, and I'm just trying to get you to realize that.
Look, God has gotten enough publicity. I'm sure he doesn't need you peddling his wares.

 

by californaya
11-03-03
Quit trying to push your beliefs on me, man.
But your body is a temple, and masturbation is you desecrating that temple.
Well, I would think that I would want to satisfy that temple.
Not when you're by yourself. That's just dirty.
Wouldn't that make God a perv?
Well, unless I know someone's watching, then I really don't care.
God is watching. He's always watching.

 

by californaya
11-04-03
Look, I'm just trying to tell you that I don't accept that masturbation is wrong. I don't see how it's dirty.
It's the fact that you're doing it by yourself and not with another human being.
So you're saying I should masturbate in front of someone else?
Well, not exactly...
'Cause I'll do it if you want me to.
Forget it.

 

by californaya
11-05-03
Hey Random Alien Guy, was The Matrix Revolutions disappointing?
WHY, YEEEEEEES!!

 

by californaya
11-05-03
Patrick
Quit riding my cock, bitch. You didn't ask permission.
>
Jesus
*sniff*

 

by californaya
11-06-03
Hey Mom, I'm going to bed now.
Did you finish the dishes?
*falls* DAMMIT!!
What was that?
Now I know why I never tried that before...
I was trying an anime-style prat fall and I hit my head on the chair...
You're such a dork.

 

by californaya
11-07-03
BookaT................................................Ninja
Can you dig it, sucka?
Too obvious?
Cris.........................................................Crono
*waves* RIJI!!!
Hey! Where'd my SP go?
WetWired...............................................CXE
Yeah, I brought my laptop to an arcade. What, you wanna fight about it?
I'm a sweet transvestite, and yet I'm not from transsexual Transylvania. What's up with that?

 

by californaya
11-07-03
H....................................................Light_step
................what?
I won't say anything if you can hook me up with some Pixxie Stix.
Maverick-X..................................Danceatron
I am forgotten. *sniff*
Sofaking...................................Dragonsheart
F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.
I miss my team...*sniff*

 

by californaya
11-07-03
Our favorite NGGR.........................ArchOwl
Would it be possible to be any less crunk? Seriously...
15-year-old asshole, right here.
Ponta-Kun.........................................Unheard
I rule. And I have no idea why I'm wearing a tux...
I think if I were any more awesome, we would all die.
Carbon7....................................................jolie
Boo.

 

by californaya
11-10-03
coN................................................................Art
You. Me. SC2. Now.
The IIDX controller wanted it, so it's not raping...
Zulu...........................................................Proz
You WILL come to my site....
We find in favor of....BIG AMERICAN PARTY!
burbs......................................................Delirium
Hey Kero.
Hey Joe.

 

by californaya
11-11-03
brothaman.....................................................Riji
Yo.
Wow, I'm short.
Aznbuddypaul.....................................RevenG
Miss me?
Me too?
AtomX.............................................californaya
Me three?
I'm in a spacesuit.

 

by californaya
11-11-03
Zero..........................................................Kuros
SKA-SKA-SKA-SKA-SKA-SKA-SKA-SKA-SKA-SKA-SKA-SKA-SKA-SKA-SKA
I pwn you all at DrumMania 10000x over.
town_plagarist.........................................Ross
Yo.
Very appropriate, if I say so myself...
Gems..............................................Raving_Ricer
Bark.
Moo.

 

by californaya
11-12-03
Mathman............................................P_Dubbo
Numbers are the GREATEST!!!
I read the forums. I laugh. Repeat.
RoBoT........................................................Denki
Where have I gone?
I pwn you all.
Noir_TDX..........................................darkjedi
I know NOTHZING!!!
I own a DDR machine. You don't. 'Nuff said.

 

by californaya
11-12-03
I watch FLCL...
....and I'm not sure what to think about an anime....
....where a girl on a yellow scooter can pull a guitar out of a kid's head.
*drools*
*Ride On Shooting Star plays*

 

by californaya
11-12-03
OK, so if I understand this correctly...
....she carries around a guitar constantly, which seems to usually be indestructable.
Then, there's that guy who has stuff constantly growing out of his head, like that robot that pops up everywhere....
...and cat ears. How the hell do you go from a robot coming out of your head to cat ears?
I have no idea what the fuck is going on in this anime...
...but I do know this: I LOVE IT.

 

by californaya
11-15-03
try_triumverate............Cypher-X (or what's left of him...)
I regret nothing...
Kenji...........................................................Kaishi
[insert child molestation joke here]
*hides*
Clogeta.....................................................chibielf
Remember my dance? Anyone?
No, bitches.

 

by californaya
11-17-03
Nori...........................................Kyo_Kusanagi
KOF = ghey
*passes out*
ddrknight............................punkyartbaby2007
Yo.
Drama kills.
Baka_Neko......................missdrummajorette
*throws panda*
*disappears*

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