All comics by childofthecorn254

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What They Do!!!
OMG GIRL!!!!
OMG!!!
After Class
OMG GIRL!!!
HEY BABE!!! I LOVE YOUR SHOES DID I TELL U ALREADY??!!!
2 Seconds Later
OMG GIRL!!!!
OMG HUN!!! I LOVE YOUR HAIR DID I TELL U YET!!????

 

Get Reminded of Something 2 seconds After U Say It!
Hey Francesca remember... "Its PINK!!!" ahahahahahaha (laughs uncontrollably)
Ha! (fake smiling)
Get Reminded Again
Hey Francesca remember " Hey Derrty" ahahahahah( non stop laughter)
yeah! ha(fake laugh and smile)
Ive Been Reminded 1 to Many Times
Hey Francesca remember " Crispy Creme done" ahahahahah ( hyperventilation laugh)
YES!!! (annoyed laugh and tone of voice)

 

Rapper Words
Yo Id like to give a big yo out to all of my derrtys...my derrty murphy lee, my derrty snoop dogg, and my derrty tupac.
Yo dat the shizzle! yo all the damn dizzle!!!
More Rapper Words
Yo thank dat!! yo rite to dat!!
yo all damn rite dogg!
Another Set of Rapper Words
Yo rite. wat isayn' is dat yall are my derrtys!
Yo rite to dat damn shizzle dizzle!!!

 

Fool Loves Rap
Hey rap is so good! I love to listen to rap!!!
I hate rap. It sounds too much like a bunch of tin cans yelling garbage to eachother.
I Hate Rap
What did u just say? How can u listen to anything but rap????If u dont listen to it, then why do u have black people shoes?
Because i hate music that sounds like junk! and I got these shoes cuz i like them!!!!! YOU FOOL!!!
Fool Is Stupid
That's so uncool!!! it doesnt make sense!!!(after i say shut up).......
yea it does.....SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Dumb Kid Brags On
Hey Everybody! Look at me!!!
Why would anybody want to look at you, you hideous piece of junk???
Dumb Kid Brags On More
I can say answers that dont make anykind of sense to a ? and everybody will laugh!
Yeah thats what u think...
Dumb Kid Is An Asshole
Im just so funny, I might as well wear a shirt that says look at me!!
No, you might as well wear a shirt that says: SHOOT ME IN THE BUTT!!!

 

Dumb Comercial
Hey Everyone r u tired of using the same old dusty broom? (flings broom and shoots dust everywhere)
Not really!!!
On and On
Well use the "onebroom" it cleans w/ rubber bristles to capture dirt and other particles, and can mop a room!!!
WOW! great! nobody cares!
...
This broom is great if u dont want to have dust everywhere, it even digs into the rug to get out hair thats usually left behind!
GREAT!:( if its left behind then u sweep it up again!!!!

 

Br
Hey! wat the hell!!! this piece of shit wont work!
oh tradgedy!
ag
wat the fuck!!! goddamnit!!!
...
ging!
Oh shit!!! i hate this piece of shit!!
YEAH!! bragg on! SHUT UP!

 

...
You piece of junk! You piece of junk!!!
Be Quiet Brutal!
...
You piece of junk!!! You picece of junk!!!
Yeah!...
...
Ahhahahahaha
...

 

Colors
(m)Hey what color does Wal-Mart remind you of?
(f)It reminds me of blue and gray!
Animals
(m)Me too! What animal does it remind you of?
(f)A Giraffe!
Celebrities
(m)It reminds me of a pig!
(f)And how about what celebrity?...

 

Describe Plant
What color does this dying plant remind you of?
Well, I think... Gray!
Describe Shoe
It reminds me of Red!
What does animal does that shoe remind you of?
Describe K-Mart
It reminds me of.... a Warthog!! You?
A Mt. Goat! Now what household object does K-Mart remind you of?( both together): DUST MOP!

 

Calls Person
(on phone)Hey can you hear me now?...Good!
Yes.
Gets Into Friendly Coversation
Can you hear me now?...Good!
(evil smirk on face)Are you sure you want to hear me....
What Happens Next
Can you..... Aggggggggggghhhhhh!!!!! (phone): beep beep beep beep
hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!! WHY DONT YOU ASK ME NOW IF YOU CAN SEE ME!!!!!!

 

Explanation
My husband was raised by wolves.
(chasing the mailman)
We love to go camping and he loves the outdoors.
(howling at the moon)
Solution
So we decided to... BUY A HONDA PILOT!!!!
( smelling another dogs butt)

 

The Call
Oh no!!!! My child is very destructive!!!! Help me!!
I ll be right there mam!!!
Aghhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Help Me!!!!!!
The Answer
Quick!!! Capture him before he chops off my arm!!!!!!!
Ok!!! But Wait!!!!.... I have to tell you.... I just saved a bunch of money by using Geico!

 

A Rememberence
Hey do you want to look through the yearbook and look at all the freaks-of-nature we went to school with?
Ok!
A Lookback
Yea, look its samantha c. she was a wackjob! Oh and look at Danny K. what a goon! But hey theres Johnny Joe, remember him!!!????
Oh, yeah!! He was that kid who went up into the hotair balloon to celebrate National Book week! What ever happened to him???
A Surprise
Come here!!!!! Blast you! I want to see what color youre eyes are!HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
AGHHHHH NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

Hey!
Hey!
That Girl, over there...
yeah?.
Agreed
She needs to see a doctor.
...Yeah.

 

Junk
Hello everybody!! Get seated and today youre going to read. Thats right READ READ READ READ,bla bla bla bla....
Youre a butt!!!!!!
Wow
Hey!! That old lady over there needs a hug lets go get her!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Too ....?
Heeeeeyyyyyeey!!! Im a retarded Cow!!! hehehehee WOAHAAHAHA
bla!!!

 

people can be really stupid and dumb
Hey youre right next to me!
Yeah! And youre right next to me!!
they dont even know what theyre talking about sometimes and just go on and on and on and on, and on, on on on on.
Really?
Yeah!!
The End
cool!
yeah!

 

Dear Fredrick, I need you to come and hang a picture up on the wall. Please come and help me. ~Mumpfred~
Well, I really dont want to go and help this guy, I dont like him,even if my handy hammer will help me hang it up, I just,... I just dont like him.
(knock knock knock knock)
Welcome come on in! Its great ta see ya pal!!!
I DONT WANT TO HANG THIS PICTURE ON YOURE WALL!!!!( throws him in garbage)
But I thought we meant something to eachother!!!

 

Hey you look like a person named Colondie!
me???
Yea!!!
Colondie??
(viciously chanting)COLONDIE COLONDIE COLONDIE!!!
Well you better be chanting!! Im ... COLONDIE!!!(smiles excitedly)

 

Hi and what is youre name?
Well, my name is Christie Wong and im here to be the next American Idol!
I skipped high school and am now a Harvard graduate and my family are prof. singers! so here i go!!!
Alright go for it!!!
(appearence and voice turns drunk)Wach shirt ya wearn' hows ya bin, blalblabla abla
....( scared face)

 

Hi my name is Roman!!
Hi Roman! Go ahead and start singing!!!
(in TERRIBLE voice) I want to be with you, you make me happy, blablalbalbla
STOP!! you sound terrible!!! Dont sing again!!
I dont Stink Simon !!! ( starts to sing again) I wish you were mine I wish i kept you, blababababla...(singing to empty chairs trying to proove a point, but fails)
(simon and randy leave)

 

Hi everyone my name is Lorraine(i dont know im giving her a name) I will be singing " Route 66"
Hello Lorraine!!! Start!
(highpitched squeal) You travel onto the road, on Route 66, lalalalala...youre on ROUTE....6...6....
(desparate look on face)
YYYYEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(disgusteded look on face)You...... dont......SING....ever again!!!!!

 

Hey wait for me after 4th pd. ok???
yeah, yea ....... whatever
After 4th Pd.
Marg, GO!!!!!
Are the halls clear???!!!!!
Every paper and piece of dirt went flying in the hall, for we were trying to escape
Shes not in sight GO!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!

 

Ordering
*in chinese voice* Hewwo!! Wha woo uu li toay?? Ca I hel yu??
What, i really dont understand you?
Ordering
Wha woo uu lie toay????(tense is building up)
Im sorry i dont understand you??? What was that!!!
Out the Door
WHA WOO UU LIE TOAY????? FORET IEEE!!! OU OU GO WAY!!!!!
Yea, ... whatever.??.?.?.?

 

Welcome
Hi Welcom to Chucks Chicken Corral, how can I help you?
Id like the Chunky Chicken Chokeburger.
Yeah, would you like a drink?
Uhh, yeah Hawaiian Punch!!
Good Bye
You Sure you want that... ok!*punch*... Next!!!
Aghhghh!!!

 

1st Time
I am a happy old flee-ee! I am a happy old flee-ee!!I am a happy old flee-ee! I am a happy old flee-ee!!
Yea...
2nd Time
I am a happy old flee-ee! I am a happy old flee-ee!!I am a happy old flee-ee! I am a happy old flee-ee!!I am a happy old flee-ee! I am a happy old flee-ee!!I am a happy old flee-ee! I am a happy old f
Yea...I heard you the first time...
3rd's A Charm
WELL, third's a Charm!... I am a happy old flee-ee! I am a happy old flee-ee!! And so are you!!! *TURNS TO FLEA*
Oh, I didnt realize!!!

 

Hello Im corn!!!
No youre not!
Yes I am! I am Corn!
No...
Yes I am... YOU!!
blahhhh

 

Hi how are you???
Shut up!
I dont enjoy youre presence!
look at me!!!!!
ha!
weeee!!!

 

Bear Is Smart!
Harr Harr Harr!!! Im a bear!!!!!
Yea I see you....
Harr Harr Harr!
Yea...
Harr Harr Harr!
Ok!

 

Im Caucasian!
Im Native American!
Im African American!
Im Asian!
Im Lesbian!

 

Sooo, uhh how much does THIS item cost?
Well sir I really dont think I can answer that?
Wrong Impression
Why not?
Because SIR, im not an item!!!!
What are you talking about? I was talking about this can of peas!
oh......

 

Randolph's Purpose
Hey guys!!! My name is Randalph and Im gonna make a new show called : What You Shouldnt Do!!!
The first thing I will show you is: Never stick your fingers in electrical sockets!!!! You could get elcectricuted!!!!
Randolph's Thinking
This is what I mean!!! *sticks finger in electrical socket*
AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Randolph's Dead
Stupid Ass!!!!

 

...me and my whole world!!!!
GIIIIRRRLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
Not you again!

 

...Good I got away!! now, where was I, oh yes....."For making the moring briter"...
GIIIIRRRLLLLL!
...for making the winter warmer!...... GIIIIRRRLLLLLLL!!
If you say GIIIRRRRLLLL one more time!!!!.....

 

....Everything is known to me!! GIIRRRLLLL!!!!!!
My name's Annalie.
GIIIRRRRLLLLLL! It makes you what you aree!!!!!!
My Name is Annalie!!!!!
Thank you GIRRRRRLLLLLL, for making the winter warmer, GIRRRRLLLL!!!!!!
God Damnmit!!!! MY NAME'S ANNALIE!!!!!!!!

 

Im Stupid
Hey Im Francesca and I just made a stupid mistake!!!
Im Stupid
Im so stupid and shouldve thought about this idea before I decided it was right!
Im Stupid
Im Stupid.

 
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?

 

....
Guess What?
What?
....
I LOVE ALEX!! Guess What?
What
...
I LOVE ALEX!!!
YAY!!!!

 

I like chinese food!
Ming Shung Doe!
Huh?
Ching Chung Wo!
Yea....
I like Santa!

 

Here Leah, heres your grade for painting!!!!!
WHAT!!! I got a 4/5 on Group Work!!!!! WE didnt even work in a group!!!!!!!!!!
Yea ok.....SHUT UP!!!!
WHAT!!!! WE didnt even work in a group!!!!!!!!! How could I get this score!!!!!!!
ive had enough......SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! WHO GIVES A SHIT IF WE WORKED IN A GROUP OR NOT!!!!!!!
WHAT!!!!! We didnt work in a group!!!!!!! Omg!!!! We didnt work in a group!!!!!!

 

(quarter threw at marg)*dink* Who the hell threw that?
Gimme that quarter!!
*dink* Hey fuck you!!!!
Same to you fatass!!!
Hey fatso pull up your pants!!!
Hey homo pull up your damn shirt so we dont have to see your fucking face!!!

 

You know what?
What?!!
Hockeo is great!
Whats hockeo.???
Hockeo must never be named!!!
?????

 

OKAY
ENUFF WITH HOCKEO!

 

Young Chotha's Fullfilled Dream
This is gonna hurt you a lot more than it hurts me!
Yea???
Will you be my date to the school dance!?!?!?!?!
....
Stupid Young Chotha Look How You Worded Your Very First Sentence
What did I do now?

 

Young Choth'as Fullfilled Dream
This is gonna hurt you a lot more than it hurts me!
Yea???
Will you be my date to the school dance!?!?!?!
....
And thus Young Chotha...Proving Your First Statement Correct
What did I do wrong this time?

 

On The Parkway
These stupid people dont know how to drive!!!!! LEARN TO DRIVE IDIOT!
Jeez...
Still On The Parkway
Aghhh ,that just makes me mad!
Dad....uh that was the President!....
Surprise On The Parkway
Thats exactly what Im talking about!!!!
.........

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