All comics by chimichanga101

 

by chimichanga101
2-26-07
one day at work...
My bad, hopefully nobody smells that one jeez.
during war...
Holy.....what the hack is that smell!!!
Im getting out of here!!

 

by chimichanga101
2-27-07
Im bored.
Kill yourself.
Retard, who would do that.Jeez.
Holy @$#% what the heck happened
Some idiot killed himself because i told him to.

 

by chimichanga101
2-27-07
After death.....
Welcome to Heaven the reason you have come here is because...Eww man that's disturbing.You don't come in here wearing that piece of @$#%.You are going to hell.
Dammette! I was swimming man.Frik'n retard!
In hell
let me guess me guess you eather raped someone, killed some...Eww you sicko get out of here with that, go to heaven!
He kicked me out.Go talk with him.
The argument will never end...
We meet again satan>First of all i don't want this guy i mean look at him he is disturbing. How would you like him in a pretty place like heaven unlike hell witch is a piece of crap........
Shut up jesus, he makes my piece of crap look like...like..i don't know ' but i dont want him.You look at him over there..Eww i think he is looking at my ass.See what i mean...................

 

by chimichanga101
2-27-07
One day in the Alley a girl sees a friek rabbit
Psst.. Little girl come over here.
Why?
They talk...
I got candy...
That doesn't look like candy.
Then he attacks...
Im leaving!!

 

by chimichanga101
2-28-07
Hey honey im just calling from my hotel. I hope you did all the chores.
I sure did honey.
Great! You even fed the dog. How's he doin'?
The dog.Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............Ya umm.....
Hello?Hello?hOney Are you ther?Honey? Hello???!!!....
Dammette! I knew i forgot somthing!Now what am I going to do?

 

by chimichanga101
2-28-07
...And thats the story for tonight.Do you have anything to say Joey?
looking at you makes me want to be gay.
Sorry What?
There is a fat ass mole on the back on the back of your neck, there is a hole in your ass poket with hair comeing out, and the rest is to digusting to tell.
Is anyone going to do anything!
Your fired! Leave you piece of shit!

 

by chimichanga101
3-01-07
A boy looks at porn
Oh, hey this girl porn is hot.Im getting so horny.Ohh Ahhh...I got to poo...
An alien changes it to alien porn
Eww... What the #@%$ is this...What sicko would be looking at this @$#%....This is better hot alien girl porn.I got to take a crap.
Boy comes back
.....................uhhhh...This is disturbing.....Eww is that what i think it is...Umm..Ya who the hell did this!!!!!I Quit! Are you happy!!!

 

by chimichanga101
3-01-07
Welcome to Reaper Rapers how may i take your order
Sorry did you not here me.How may i take your order
...And this is the reason why i tell my wife i want to quit,because this creapy girl won't fucking talk. Im leaving.

 

by chimichanga101
3-03-07
Hi have you seen a kid named joey about my hieght.
You mean that hot buff smoking hot guy who that wears a trenchcoat.
Ya he wheres a trench coat but the other stuff you said was wrong so i guess we are talking about to different people.
............
I thought that cow suit would desguiseso i could find out peoples secrets.

 

by chimichanga101
3-03-07
And next up the kid with the trench coat joey.
She bang!She bang!All night!She move!she move!All night....
You suck!!!Get off the stage Asshole!!
What did you say Mother Fucker!
Uhhh...You rock!Woot Woot!!C'mon Sing!!

 

by chimichanga101
3-04-07
hey dude since ur crippled and im gay wanna go out some time i mean i feel so sorry for u . also after we go out we can go do it on the farm where all my friends will see me wut do u say???
hell no i aint gay .
well fine if thats how it is i hope u die u ass hole go to hell and go fuck ur dad
fine i will but i like skinny anorexic crippled bitches cuz they r soooooooooo hot!!!
well since were gonna die can i get a kiss
sure but lets have sex first!

 

by chimichanga101
3-04-07
hey dude since ur crippled and im gay wanna go out some time i mean i feel so sorry for u . also after we go out we can go do it on the farm where all my friends will see me wut do u say???
hell no i aint gay .
well fine if thats how it is i hope u die u ass hole go to hell and go fuck ur dad
fine i will but i like skinny anorexic crippled bitches cuz they r soooooooooo hot!!!
well since were gonna die can i get a kiss
sure but lets have sex first!

 

by chimichanga101
4-03-07
Have you seen that little bitch named santa claus.
No i believe he killed himself.
Ok it looked like he bought why does he want to kill you.
It was because when he was 8 i didnt buy the barbie fashon show he wanted.
Ummmm hey deer can i ask you som..thing...oh look who it is the fat ass who wouldnt give me my barbie fashion show when i was 8 *sob* *sob* Why?*sob* how could you.
Shut the fuck up. unless youre a gay little pussy why the hell would you that Mother Fuckn Shit hopping pussy ass biznitch that sucks mother fuckn cock!!!!!!!!!!!Damn i need to take my pills.

 

by chimichanga101
1-02-08
Bye honey! Make sure there is no evidence that I came over so your husband wont find out!
...
ooooh...well this is kinda akward...*sigh*so...
..
Well i gues i better leave...
Your Fuckin' right you better leave or im gonna beat the shit out of your fuckin' head..Bitch!

 

by chimichanga101
1-02-08
LA LALA LA LA!
mmmmMmmm. He looks mighty tasty.
LA LALA LA LA!
Im gonna follow his ass home.
Why hello sir is there something you want.
Umm.well what i want is..umm.you Know i gotta go...

 

by chimichanga101
1-03-08
So, what do you wanna do.
Well. We could look at porn.
Ya we could do that or we couldrape that 17 year old girl down the hall
..........
So, you wanna do it.
......thats my house.

 

by chimichanga101
1-03-08
Hello child I was just wondering if i could get your help in directions.
Hey kid! Help me out here!
Bitch...

 

by chimichanga101
1-03-08
Hello may i take your order.
Ya, ill get the hamburger kid's meal.
umm.. Arent you a little to fat to get the kids meal.
Ya' well Isn't my mom a little to old to be living and you don't see me trying hire someone to kill her.
Back at home...
Ehem..is Joey Jenkins mom here..uh.. i got some busness i gotta take care of.
Why yes, i..i'm ovvvver here...

 

by chimichanga101
1-03-08
What..what is that..Did you piss on the floor.
Ohh..you saw that.well atleast this better than the time i crapped on the floor.
FLASH BACK...
Ewww..Did you crap on the floor.
I dunno what does it look like..Ya i did it i crapped on the floor. Well atleast its better than that time i..i..ahh i got nuttin.
Back from the FLASH BACK...
Ya i guess your right that smelt like crap..actually it has to smell like crap because it is.What do you think it smelt like.
Just get back to work.

 

by chimichanga101
1-03-08
Boy i cant wait till that new smoking hot desk clerk comes. It was on the office white board this morning.
Hey look they there she is go get her tiger.
*crash* *crash* *bang* *glass shattering*
I wonder what move's he's puttin on her he's got a bunch.*sigh* *whistling softly*
Well someone coulda told me she was a 5 time heavy weight champion. sssssss. jeez im in a lot of pain.
Ya well good luck with that.

 

by chimichanga101
1-03-08
*Whistling softly*
*Ding Dong*
Hello ,Uh are you chen griffin the guy who ordered the axe.
That is one butt ugly costume...Looks like you just came from a little kids party and you were dressed as a homo bunny...
ok..how much will that be...

 

by chimichanga101
1-03-08
$50
Ok, let me get my checks
wait...
We dont take checks...
Are you serious...w..well you could have told me that..

 

by chimichanga101
1-03-08
So go get the money.
blah blah blah blah.whatever.you cant tell me what to do.
wha..what..ok fine ill get it...
Blah blah blah blah.whaaateva. little bitch.

 

by chimichanga101
1-03-08
Finally.Did you get the money
"Did ya get da money blah blah" Yes i got the money here.
Before you close the door i gotta tell you...
wow...

 

by chimichanga101
1-03-08
ooooh.thats a pretty big stick you got down there.Man would i love to get a hold of that.
May i touch it.
Hey! Hey short man! YoU left you stick!

 

by chimichanga101
1-04-08
*Ding Dong* *Ding Dong*
Im Comin Im comin!
Are you kidding me.Am i getting punk'd.
Yep i think i am. Ashton! Where are you! Ashton i dont wanna take this shit no more. Just come out and i'll say the line.

 

by chimichanga101
1-04-08
Ya I see you Ashton hiding in that bunny suit behind that bush.hehehe.turn your ass around.
What the fuck are you talkin about. I aint no Ashton. Want me to go over there and teach you a lesson.
oh shit. better get inside.

 

by chimichanga101
1-04-08
Wellcome to....
Get out there! No! Im not going out there i had to deal with this shit for 2 days already.Just go!
Umm. May i take your order...

 

by chimichanga101
1-04-08
Father i have something to tell you . There is this little girl who i cant get out of my mind and pops up every where and wont talk to me..
stop right there. I know where this is going.
You do.
Of course its obvios that you are attracted to this girl and want to rape her.
Ar...Are you serious...
Of course i am. Its normal for a man your age to be lonely.Let me tell you i have been lonely for a while and i rape a few kids here and there.

 

by chimichanga101
1-04-08
It's time.Im gonna jump off this cliff and get this misery out of my way. You know what, NO! Im not gonna let this little creep make me kill myself.
AAAAHHHHH!

 

by chimichanga101
1-04-08
Wow there are so many fasinating things under this is aws...what is that.
la la la la la..Thats weird...First someone threw a frozen victim down here now a beat up office worker.
Now thats messed up. putting a midget with his hands tied behind his back frozen.
You suck.

 

by chimichanga101
10-15-09
This is PoJo(left) and Tamel Coe(right). They are twin brothers.
sup...
yo...
The way to tell the difference is Pojo is always looking to the right from your view and Tamel Coe is always looking to the left from your view.
we dont really gotta do anything b/c this is just the intro..
so you people out there...READ THE YELLOW.. Right PoJo?
This is pretty much the Intro to the Pojo and Tamel Coe Adventures to come...
Dude theres something in my pubes man..
What? here let me see. oh yup, uh huh thats crabs...damn

 

by chimichanga101
10-15-09
Tamel Coe doin his Thang.
Sorry to ask again, but which one are you again..
That depends..Who are you?
I'm PoJo's Girlfriend...
Well then, I'm PoJo...
Alright well-
Lets have sex

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